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August 13, 2026

Episode 25: We Gotta Give The Government Acronym Guys A Raise

Hello! In this episode of Tran Girlismo, Victoria goes Wonk Mode, as it is her natural response to environmental stressors such as wildfire smoke and extreme heat that was gripping the state of Washington last week. First: What's The Deal With The Strategic Petroleum Reserve, amirite folks? No but seriously we're running out of oil to pull from it, it turns out, and the impact on the oil market will be... almost certainly not good.

Next, Victoria explains that if you do nothing but deplete war materiel for four straight years, you eventually run out of war materiel. Then you gotta buy more. It turns out that every American car company (but especially GM), fresh out of ideas about how to make cars, wants to get in on that sweet, sweet gravy train, probably at the expense of any of us ever being able to afford a car again. (Victoria apologizes for making this episode a little TrashFuture-y but she just guested and she had a lot of fun so it felt like a good way to take it.)

Finally, and by far the most fun, JORDAN. ANNOUNCES. HER. NEW. FUN. CAR. It is not exactly congruent with the material conditions of America but hey a girl's gotta have a little hope, right?

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TRAN GIRLISMO SHIRTS OR STICKERS: store.trangirlismo.com is open again until August 31st!

As always, our opening theme is off Horse Tranquilizer Simulator by Stella Spazzatura and our editor is Alex, aka Harmful Park!

Referenced Stories:
Strategic Petroleum Reserve Quick Facts @US DOE
March 11th Chris Wright Announcement @US DOE
Current Crude Stocks In SPR @US EIA
Congress and DOE Need a Unified Plan to Align Priorities and Investments for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve @US Government Accountability Office
SPR Under Stress @CNBC
Operational Floor of the SPR @Bloomberg
US Refinery Capacity Utilization + Chris Wright Comments @EnergyNow
US Average Gas Gallon Cost @AAA
Bob McNally Interview @EnergyNow
CENTCOM Claims/Ghost Shipping Estimates @Bloomberg
Global Reserves Exhaustion Estimates @US EIA
Chevron Profit Quadruples @CNBC
Mike Stone Defense Industry Feature @Reuters
Spending On Ukrainian Defense @Council on Foreign Relations
Hegseth Budget @The Guardian
Castelion Blackbeard Contract @Castelion
Pentagon Approaches Automakers For Weapons @WSJ
General Motors To Build Ventilators (2020 Reporting By Victoria) @Jalopnik
Barra Expects Billion Dollar Chevy Colorado Contract [by Summer Ballentine] @DetroitNews
The M130 Infantry Squad Vehicle @Wikipedia
Mad Max's Pickup Truck [Victoria's ZR2 First Drive] @Motor1
ICE Gives $2.5 Million No-Bid Contract To Rick Hendrick @Zeteo
Trump Pardons Hendrick Nephew @Daytona Beach News-Journal
FY2021 Annual Report @Director Of Operational Test & Evaluation
GM Profit Soars [by Summer Ballentine] @Detroit News

Comments (46)

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Declan Harzem · September 3, 2026

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virginia · August 19, 2026

I am in Tacoma and I will go to the live show!!!

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Jessica Paulson · August 17, 2026

Wait, wait, wait… Stella does what now? She plays “The Wheelie Feets Game?” (As a friend of mine calls it)? What team? I’m just a “skater tot” learning how to play. I belong to Minnesota Roller Derby in St. Paul and Mississippi Valley Mayhem in LaCrosse, WI.

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deLux · August 16, 2026

Just a heads up, the description text for the photo prints references a shipping date of June 12, 2023. I presume the actual shipping date will be a little bit later than that.

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · August 17, 2026

oh whoops lmao, yeah, I'll ship them at some point soon, I just suck at remembering to fully update the site. Thank you!

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Wardog Blaze · August 16, 2026

On games that don't suck, I absolutely don't regret picking up Big Walk (from the goose game devs), lovely little co-op communication based game

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Stephen Chu · August 16, 2026

Re that one shoutout: C.H.U.D. originally stood for “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller” and was a movie title before it became shorthand for a type of guy.

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Laura's always wanted a 2CV 😭 · August 16, 2026

Jordan, I got the Miata in March, right when gas prices started to go bonkers. I feel you on the "oh shit, this is terrible timing" thing. Congrats on the C6. ☺️

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Josiah Thorne · August 16, 2026

OK so it's time to look into total ethanol conversion for older cars...

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Slugfarm · August 15, 2026

THANK YOU STELLA!!!

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Great Joe · August 15, 2026

Always a good episode when the many failures of elected officials are used to excuse a hypothetical collective punishment of tens of millions of people.

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Hannah W · August 15, 2026

patreon goal to get the girls a financial times sub for more wonk mode episodes?

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JDagger · August 14, 2026

This was such an incredible episode. I work in auto lending and the way I laughed at Jordan having to explain to a bank that she’s a podcaster… if only I could’ve been that underwriter LMAO. Also the whole FRED thing… yeah. Yeah from inside the consumer lending industry uh. It’s bad. It’s so bad. We’re currently going through an insane sub prime crisis with auto loans that I’ve just started calling The Big Short but it’s Chuds On Wheels instead. I’m waiting for the bottom to fall out because we’re having to drop 96 mo loans on $89k purchase price F150s that will retain zero value when gas is $10 a gallon. It’s. Haha yeah.

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Naomi Martin · August 14, 2026

The buildup to and reveal of the Jeff Gordon name drop did some actual emotional damage.

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Tobi · August 14, 2026

Hell yeah the jorvette!!!

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Kyle Clark · August 14, 2026

Jordan's Dog tic made me realize how many times I use Dude as a neutral pronoun, to the point that I have to rectify that when I'm talking with T-girlies and En-Bees. And then, I'm immediately reminded that I'm an Ohioan, and we all do that.

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Jes · August 16, 2026

I use dude so fucking often. Friends, family, customers I don't like, customers I do. I distinctly remember calling a long ago boyfriend dude over ten years ago & him having a fit. No one is safe. (I'm an Ontarian. Your across the border twin?)

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jgminto · August 14, 2026

I think it's also worth considering that the US backing Ukraine in the war was primarily to push US & NATO interests in the region with further arms agreements and US control of bases, which probably doesn't sell as well after we've seen all those US-affiliated bases get decimated in countries neighbouring Iran.

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heffa · August 14, 2026

Whenever you mention Going To The Shapes Place I start singing "I push my fingers into my eyeeeees / Its the only thing that slowly stops the ache.... "

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Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY · August 14, 2026

Speaking of cars only trans women drive. To the owner of the red 300zx with the Regular Car Reviews and Jeff Rosenstock sticker in Emeryville: what's up girl? You hang out at the stork?

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Big Analog · August 14, 2026

Yup I'm going right now to order tires for my bicycle. I guess at least when there's no more gas there won't be any lifted trucks around to flatten me whilst riding around.

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Big Analog · August 14, 2026

Adenda: can't wait for the future WTYP episode on the M1301 ISV

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Casey O. Jones · August 14, 2026

I went joker mode the other day when I heard this god-forsaken country I live in has atrophied its industrial base so much that we can no longer mass-produce ammunition.

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T M · August 13, 2026

Hell yeag coming in hot after the week off, love to see it 💖 And Victoria you were lamenting on bsky how you "used to be a half-decent journalist" but you are an all-the-way good journalist, the research and analysis you put into these episodes is legit impressive.

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · August 14, 2026

thank you so much! that means a lot <3

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Maxwell Smith · August 13, 2026

the Colorado ISV looks like something that should be nowhere near combat lol there isn't even a windshield

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Tommie · August 13, 2026

My weekly depression binge was finally playing XCOM 2 out of my steam library after having it in there for years until 4 in the morning after taking a sick day. Game's pretty good.

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heffa · August 14, 2026

Avoid getting mods for it. Once you start modding it will consume every hour of your life until eternity. But hopefully it helps to raise you from the darkness pit *hugs*

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Maxwell Smith · August 13, 2026

I can physically hear everybody correcting Jordan that the Sagrada familia is in fact located in Barcelona , not Italy

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cavira cavidura · August 21, 2026

And not quiiite done done yet. But they managed to put the 100 ton heavy cross on the highest point before gaudis 100th death anniversary and reached it's final height. So yey Spain.

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Goblinfluencer · August 13, 2026

Awesome, love a good wonk mode Victoria episode

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · August 13, 2026

I'm so glad people don't mind me engaging wonk mode lol

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MaidenlessBrewer · August 13, 2026

As soon as I hear Ortolan songbird I think of Astrogoblin, and then Jordan reveals that we indeed have the same brain disease.

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Chibigodzilla · August 13, 2026

Weird that this podcast allegedly about cars has made me consider the pros/cons of FPGA vs ASIC usage in weapons systems.

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Lain of the Wired · August 13, 2026

Oh yeah that infantry squad vehicle has a life span of like .01 microseconds in battlefield 6 like those fuckers are not armored like at all

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Rachel K · August 13, 2026

A flurry of diplomacy can be powerful, but you have to spend a ki point to do it as a bonus action

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Lain of the Wired · August 13, 2026

Im a janitor over by Pike place and I had to wear a respirator all last week and starting again yesterday cuz of this stupid smoke

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · August 13, 2026

I felt old and depressed and pierced my own ears last week, your car sounds more healthy and well thought out lol

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AutoFox · August 13, 2026

If Military Industrial Complex ghouls become the reason that I can't afford (non Palmer Luckey) FPGA-based emulator consoles, I swear to THE ENTIRETY OF FUCK I WILL (heavily redacted)

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HELP NEEDED: Editor to get my bits under 50 charac · August 13, 2026

It's "Trans Girlismo" when referring to multiple episodes.

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Josh J · August 14, 2026

It’s like Attorneys General 😁

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Cole Carpenter · August 13, 2026

“Dog” has been my a part of vernacular for almost 20 years now. Picked it up when I was like 10 on the playground and never let it go

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Remember, remember, give all money to November · August 13, 2026

Victoria stumbled and Jordan chuckled, mission accomplished. Also, Jordan said to say "Thanks Stella!"

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · August 13, 2026

Here's offering to reship merch within Europe/from Vienna for whoever wants it. Please LMK before like Saturday 29 August.

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Jes · August 13, 2026

HELLO! I love you both & want a little circle sticker but it costs 25 WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLARS to ship it. Of course this is not the fault of either of you wonderful ladies but is there a chance it's possible to stick that bad boy in an envelope with a couple stamps on it? If figuring that out with the online store or something is in any way a problem don't worry about it. Just thought I'd ask. Love you both bye.

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · August 13, 2026

Hi Jes! I might be able to get one too you for cheaper; the $25 CAD is because it usually works out to ~$15 USD for a flat 8.5x11 cardboard mailer, which is the smallest size I have on hand. I’ll see if there’s a way I can make it cheaper, even if it’s just an envelope!