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July 30, 2026

Episode 24: Transsexual C-Span

Hi folks! Jordan here giving you your weekly dose of Gay Girl John Oliver, so the notes are gonna be a bit light this week! I had a slightly updated audio setup this week, so I am hoping any audio issues are in the past now! Thanks for being patient with us!

This week we talk about: The Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix, and it's many wonders and pleasures. Long story short, you all should go to Pittsburgh, it's great.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/us-senate-panel-approves-bill-crack-down-chinese-vehicles-2026-07-22/ We also talk about the US senate trying to explode the auto industry (again) and we delve into the identity politics of your average used car salesman.

And then we finish stuff off with a dose of racing news, that is also somehow still America's fault! Thanks to The War™ the WEC is altering its schedule for the second time this year! https://www.dailysportscar.com/2026/07/13/wec-season-set-to-finish-in-europe-as-middle-east-conflict-continues.html

As always, our opening theme is off Stella Spazzatura's Horse Tranquilizer Simulator. Special thank you to our editor Alex; you can check out her site here and you can get WHITE LINE NIGHTMARE, her toxic yuri visual novel, on Itch.io!

Comments (39)

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Julian Graham Pryde · August 19, 2026

I would absolutely come to a Seattle live show

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Leightspeed · August 11, 2026

I'd absolutely come to a Pittsburgh live show!

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Clark is downloading a car · August 7, 2026

Would absolutely go to a Seattle live show! I've listened to a ton of podcasts in and around the fringes of the Novemberverse and this would be the first one to do a live show anywhere near me

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · August 5, 2026

also yeah liveshow !!!! :)

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · August 5, 2026

"The Connected Vehicles Security Act addresses major issues with connected vehicles security" is such a fucking chronic lead poisoning phrase

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cavira cavidura · August 4, 2026

I think there's a little audio skip at 1:22:34

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Jordan! · August 4, 2026

Nah, I just sounded like that - Jordan

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zahracusdottir · August 3, 2026

I could do a Pittsburgh show during nice weather. I can afford the gas on the motorcycle but not in the ranger and the jeep doesn't even bear thinking

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Kentucky Fried Commie · August 2, 2026

1. Good job quiting smoking. It sucks but you can do it. 2. I would buy a ticket for a seattle show

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Skiter · August 2, 2026

I would come to a Seattle live show with a couple of friends!

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Avery · August 1, 2026

Seattle live show would be amazing omg

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Laura's always wanted a 2CV 😭 · August 1, 2026

I'd 100% join a Seattle event. Sign me up.

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Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY · July 31, 2026

Yinzers should have a chip on their shoulder because the city fucking rules. I have family in both Pittsburgh and Seattle so could swing a live show in either as part of a larger trip.

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Lilian, the Last Nope · July 31, 2026

I would definitely show up at a Seattle live show.

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John Fatterminge · July 31, 2026

I'd go to a PGH live show

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Fin Springs · July 31, 2026

I’d definitely attend a live show at PVGP.

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DJM · July 31, 2026

As a Pittsburgh resident, I liked when Jordan talked about Pittsburgh

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Hannah and Theana are gay marrying this weekend · July 31, 2026

would be so excited for a Pittsburgh live show and be extremely likely to attend, I'd probably drive a couple other NEOH folks to the show too if there was one in Pittsburgh

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Stef Schrader · July 31, 2026

um, heck yes to a meetup (travel from CT permitting)

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Bruise · July 31, 2026

Would definitely attend a live show in Pittsburgh!

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deLux · July 31, 2026

I would 100% go to a live show in Pittsburgh

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back to future bonus when · July 31, 2026

Canadian here and Seattle live show would be a dream but it's off the table for me until IT HAPPENS

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Josie Yaman Productions · July 31, 2026

I will do everything in my power to make it to a Pittsburgh show

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SpookyPenguin · July 31, 2026

i never expected General Hospital to win so hard but apparently it has!

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The 2026 Shapes Place Grand Prix at Kharg Island · July 31, 2026

After listening to this episode I am definitely driving out from Illinois for the Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix next year. A live show would be a nice little bonus.

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Michael Han · July 31, 2026

100% there for a Seattle live show

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El/Ellie/Eleanor · July 31, 2026

I'd show up to a Seattle live show. The photo walk was super fun!

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lyn_wu · July 30, 2026

Vicotria enjoy your week off.

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Amalgamated Fiction - Detroit · July 30, 2026

I would absoLUTELY come to a live show in 'da 'Burgh. I couldn't make Seattle, though. Bonus if the PGH live show was in summer or early fall, 'cause then I could ride the Ural out.

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Jazz Fox-Canning · July 30, 2026

Yeah I'll commit to going to a Seattle live thing! I only couldn't make the photo walk bc I was double booked at White Center Pride!

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All Systems Nominal · July 30, 2026

seattle live show would be awesome!

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The Knife Girl, Ms. Holloway · July 30, 2026

When Jordan was talking about the chip on the shoulder Pittsburgh has I understood immediately because Baltimore has the same chip on our shoulders

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Amalgamated Fiction - Detroit · July 30, 2026

So does Detroit.

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Hyundai Genesis Evangelion · July 30, 2026

Also yes I of course would come to a live show in Seattle! My wife produces burlesque shows in town so hit me up if you need venue recs

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Tara Hailstorm is mourning her Spark's CVT · July 30, 2026

I would love to attend a live show as long as it's reasonably easy to reach from an Amtrak station.

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Tara Hailstorm is mourning her Spark's CVT · July 30, 2026

Tacking on more comments as I listen. That senate favoritism bill sounds like it will be a great thing for the ebike market! Your options for person vehicle ownership in 2028: $90,000 pickup truck, $200,000+ sports car, or $3000 ebike with 7 flock cameras bolted to it that comes with a 200 year prison sentence for removing any of them.

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Hyundai Genesis Evangelion · July 30, 2026

lol at Vicki reading my name as "Chrysler Storm" at the end

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Cole Carpenter · July 30, 2026

I would absolutely drive out to a Pittsburgh event. I also propose breakaway enclave Cincinnati as we have quite a lot of lovely things

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · July 30, 2026

Dear lathe - I really want the girls to have a really sweet company car. Please make this happen. Sincerely, me.