CHAT, what do i do?? 😰
this is the last dick joke, i promise hahaha
goddamn, just watched the lilo and stitch remake, holy shit, it's unwatchable. i loved the original so i really wanted it to be atleast a "passable" movie, but fuck dude. the very first moments felt like i'm watching at 1.5x speed, it won't let you breathe for the whole 2 hours.
i'll stop there. if you loved the original, watch the remake so you can love the original even more haha. i tried not to be angry, but it was really hard.
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Why is there no toilet seat?
Bocchi the cock
No not the last d joke 😭, also yeah Lilo and Stitch remake was butchered, just rewatch the original
Not gonna lie, you killed it on that spider. You're incredibly good ❤️
OG Lilo and Stitch is my favorite Disney movie hands down. I already knew the remake would suck after I heard they removed Gantu, but I went to see it for my little bro and my god. They missed the entire point of the original by a mile. The only highlight was the actress playing Lilo was genuinely adorable at times. Waste of money on a ticket though
Welp, now Show us her dick
the fearsome loxosceles!
Thank you, Khyle, once again for drawing my top greatest irrational fear of all time (large spiders residing in my bathroom)
i get these guys every other week 🥲
Yeah heard it was terrible which is not surprising because all of their live adaptations have been bad
Fire torpedo!
Damn she's hung
I personally don’t even go to the movies anymore, everything’s so expensive, the movies almost aren’t even worth going to see, ppl be acting a ass for no reason, and anything you thought would be good ends up disappointing
Kill it with fire! 🔥
Bocchi's face is as I realize that's a urinal, not a toilet... then notice the shadow :O
It’s more scared of you than you are of it.
I mentally separated it from lilo and stitch so I could enjoy it. I think I didn't get burned as bad because I went in fully expecting it to be trash and watching it as if I was studying a murder scene
Bocchi the Cock
I appreciate the surprise film review. Idk if I'll check it out since I dont like giving money to stuff like that but maybe
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE
Uh flash it or sum idk
Everyone online been saying the remake was just an ad for the Hawaii resort, did you find that true?
It's the only Disney live action that went to the theater to see because I thought that this one looked decent and I love the original. But man, what a fuckin disgrace to the original that movie was.
I think you meant PIRATE the remake. Don’t give the mouse your money and enable them to keep pumping out more of these soulless cash grabs.
That spider is a bastard and it's actually risky to get bitten. It already knows you see it and it's tough. Pee is just gonna make it mad, you need to smash it with a swift and hard object. Like a dildo bat.
I don't know why anyone expects anything different. Disney has effectively eliminated all competition, so they can crank out garbage like these remakes and expect people to lap it up. I've totally tuned out anything to do with those clowns anymore. [squints] What is that, a headcrab? My strat is always to juke it when it pounces, then beat it to death with my trusty crowbar before it can turn around
It's crazy because Disney could make a shit load of money just be re-releasing the originals in cinema. They still hold up amazingly well
Disney loves wasting money on pointless/soulless remakes instead of making actually good movies with the tech they have now.
Disney says they want to introduce kids today to classics through these remakes but we all know that's cap
I like the dick jokes. Also piss on the spider and assert your dominance.
Bocchi the long dong shlong
Piss your pants 👍
OH NO!
Blast the spider, the janitor may curse you but you're his shadow hero
Hey it’s the good boy that saved Sayori’s life! Light it the fk up on fire ! <3
No daddy Gantu, no sale.
just find a different stall at that point, i'm not gonna lie
Kill it with righteous firehose
The ending is straight ass. What happened to Ohana means Family? Dom would be sad.
The spider: Nice cook ❤️, Yeah, the original movie results better that this remake in many ways.
Khyle can’t hide his futa Bocchi fetish 🫣 ALSO BURN EVERYTHING AAAAA
Piss everywhere but the bowl. Also looking at that shadow….would
And they got rid of Pleekley in a dress sooo........ yeah
forget the dress, they didn;t include pleekley getting stung by the mosquitoes 😭 i liked him in the remake tho. jumba, bro. jumba. they made our evil genius an idiot. plus, him being disgusted by humans makes no sense, the whole point of stitch is that he's an abomination.
Bro, the moment I saw how they handed their disguises in the trailers - I was checked out. The reasoning was not to offend transgender people but cmon, if they loved the original like everyone else - they 👏 wouldn’t 👏 have 👏 cared! 👏
Piss on it
Wait, why is there a dick shadow in this?
Maybe it’s the dildo bat from Saints row (the good one)
Love the art. More bocci is always good. I'm shocked you gave a disney live action a opportunity, those movies are hot fucking garbage.
Use your god-made pistol to kill it
Bocchi?😦
The shadow is interesting..
There is only one option, pee on it to assert dominance.