Please tell me i'm not alone in this..

i don't know, when i go to the barber they don't usually do that

Can we get some more Megumin or Haruhi suzumiya since her shows been poppin off 👉

Not this, closest I've had is boobs pressed against my head during dentistry

do a version without shirt🙏

Literally me today

Nope, only had my eyes poked out by boobs

god i'd let her break so many geneva conventions for a crumb

I’ve never had anyone straddle my knee while cutting my hair, Ive had boobs pressed on my arm though that’s a thing right

Grab able waist

Üballs

Nope Never have I even been straddled during a haircut But i get the idea

Don’t think that I did not notice Frieren in the back coming toward Aura with a razor! Unless she is has neck beard or she wants a clam shave, I fear for Aura’s well attached head..

You’re telling me it’s not normal to be straddled during a haircut?!

This woman is a straight up menace! I would not trust her with that pair of scissors or even that knee for all that matter! Nice one bro

Frieren is on the hunt!

Frieren bouta be the next Sweeney Todd

...has this been a recurring theme with your barbers?

Nice perspective on the comb!

I've literally never had a stylist grind their nethers on my knee(s). They just turn my head to the side if they want to work on the immediate front. It's pieces like this, that are absurd but plausible, that give me cause to worry about you, my brother in Christ

Wait... the comb and scissors are the wrong way... oh no

Depends on how big her balls are

holding the phone with the teeth right ?

(POV) Miss why is your crotch vibrating?

Holy hell, I'm be sporting a tent for sure.

Balls?🤨

My barber don't wanna put his on my knee

Wait, WHO’S balls?!

Her what who now…?

I’d be creaming

This is so fucking hot.

'Beavis, I've seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.'

"Aura, take a little off the top."

Lol bro you are in a "let's give all these characters balls" mood.

I've never had a man cut my hair somehow, so it's always been pretty nice.

I once went to a barber that laid his balls on my shoulder

Not inaccurate

Aura’s about to be headless again

Need Übel biblically

Please show us her balls🙏

You're not