December 18, 2023

Episode 334: The Alkaline Duo

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Do they know it’s almost Christmas? It’s not clear! Cause these crazy guys spend a whole episode talking about dual screen laptops, kitchen clutter, and adult toys. I hope Santa doesn’t hear!

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Comments (14)

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Frank and Sense · March 5, 2025

I am a sicko who finds strange pleasure in the one or two episodes where Jesse (who is an absolute pro at his job) accidentally talked over the “…and the Bluesky is YKS Po-od.” Re-listening to old episodes I finally found this episode, which contains one of these rare flubs. I am leaving this comment on behalf of other sickos who may be in the YKS community in search of this episode. Stay blessed and thanks for all the great content, you absolute kings

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Chris · January 7, 2024

Late to this one but the Dr. Mikey impression killed me

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Oat Bran · December 24, 2023

Gobble would say, "my scrumptious." Come on guys, it's right there

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Alex f_c · December 21, 2023

At 43:00 JF all but says “Fishy Flip” as if we wouldn’t notice.

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Clean Beans · December 21, 2023

Great ep

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eel · December 20, 2023

whether it's okay or not to complain about bonuses has been a huge point of contention on the r/antiwork subreddit. it's unusable

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joe · December 19, 2023

Food lord of the rings can i say: scrandalf

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credit risk · December 19, 2023

rakim did once mention how much he liked fish

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Branson · December 19, 2023

I was pretending to be Gobble last night running around saying “My food!” and I had to sleep on the couch and now my neck is stiff. Thanks, guys.

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Jackie · December 18, 2023

"BUFFED HER CLIT CLEAN OFF" Jesus you guys 🤣🤣

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Ethan · December 18, 2023

Stomach acid pH is around 2. Alkaline water is 9. pH is a log scale, so 1 milliliter of stomach acid will neutralize 1000 milliliters of alkaline water, unless it has like TUMS dissolved in it. But I’m not a tummy doctor so who knows

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Patrick McDonough · December 18, 2023

What's with the 22 million reference

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YKS · December 20, 2023

I seriously do not remember. I'm sorry.

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Shayne · December 18, 2023

I'm a mechanic and I work on my city's garbage trucks. They pay some company thousands and thousands of dollars to install camera cleaner systems that squirter it then blow air on it and I love how they never ever ever actually clean the camera if they aren't just completely destroyed I love knowing my tax dollars are working for good