August 21, 2023

Episode 317: Diablo Mindmeld

[We had some ads for this one but they were really only for dogs, so]

Old Navy slammed my debit card! That’s just one non-sequitur featuring a name of a company we have no relationship with, which will nevertheless be auto-populated as a sponsor on dogshit AI websites around the net. Here’s some more: Linus Tech Tips, Husqvarna, and the government of the People’s Republic of China. Let’s see what kinda discount code we can cook up with that. On today’s show, our very own Mike goes Spooky Boy mode, we learn a lot from Motivational Speaker Instagram Bald, and we fire everyone who works for us and doesn’t have a six pack (doesn’t apply to co-owners). Plus, we’re membering stuff, tracking our, uh, treasures, and proving the existence of psychic abilities once and for all, with Google Docs. You can hear all that and more by grabbing our RSS feed, asserting a relationship with us, and becoming unresponsive to emails – right now – on an all-new YKS!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Comments (20)

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KOF · April 21, 2024

As a movie guy you guys make me hate humanity

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Andrew Elliot · August 27, 2023

I actually think Andy Elliot is a pretty cool name

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Jacob (In Dripping Letters) · August 25, 2023

Fellas, I'm accessing this through the Patreon app and don't see a way to play the episode from this post. What am I supposed to do? I'm distressed. I'm freaking out.

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Keenan Molaskey · August 26, 2023

Yeah idk what happened but it fell off the app and the rss feed. I was able to play it but now it's gone

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Spence · August 24, 2023

Phones sound bad cause of infrastruture and shit. Like a majority of our phone shit is still all sent through 60+ year old copper wires

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Gregory Holmes · August 23, 2023

Family Jewels would be a worse name, for that underwear one

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Scott Petri · August 23, 2023

where’s the link to the discord? i don’t see it anywhere on the yks patreon page

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Teddy · August 22, 2023

nissan guy went out like stan chera unfortunately https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Motors_v._Nissan_Computer

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Richard · August 22, 2023

you don’t know what a sharingan is? bastard??

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Divad Kong · August 22, 2023

Jessie cancelled for being anti dog television. Not everyone has the same sensory experiences as straight white male humans, and it's time you sit your bipedal ass down and listen to bass tuned frequencies whatever that means Jessie you pig you swine

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No Fear T Shirt · August 22, 2023

Jesse still on his taskbar bullshit

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Mickey Flykick · August 21, 2023

JF saying Mangekyo Sharingan is my Bourne Identity activation phrase

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synthmage · August 21, 2023

The tracking underwear is fucking insane. Wow.

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Ethan · August 21, 2023

I’m the guy that bought all 20 dog TVs

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Dan Z · August 21, 2023

Dont diss Andy :( please

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JJ · August 21, 2023

Pulled up to the coffee shop drive through window just as the wiener sucking conversation was popping off. 👍🏻

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Ben_Grimm_13 · August 21, 2023

Andy "nipple guy" Elliot? Crazy, I was just watching him on Bryan's stream last night

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Mig · August 21, 2023

dogsplay is somehow the most revolting, enraging project you’ve ever covered

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Mig · August 21, 2023

wait no it’s the underwear

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guy who’s mad about the underwear comment · August 21, 2023

Old navy, new problems.