July 31, 2023

Episode 314: Cookies On The Go

[They wouldn’t let us put ads in this one since it’s kinda “mid”]

Hey free coffee…want any? Yeah, it does suck! Thanks for letting us use this in our commercial!! ← Do you think this scenario could really happen? Well, the boys at YKS don’t, and that’s why they came out with Episode 314 of the program, and not any other contractual, financial, or sheer inertia-based reasons! On today’s show we’re doing a very short and unsatisfying investigation into how fruit flies pork each other, and yes of course buttwiping technology returns as a focal point of the conversation as well. Plus we’re talking old man hobbies, kissing the computer, and rats with PTSD. Do YOU think you can take down the evil Dr. Divisor with your power of exponent multiplicity? Then put it to the test…it’s an all-new YKS!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Comments (14)

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Phil Blatter · August 14, 2023

JF sounding like Coach Z fr

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Jake · August 6, 2023

DB with the classic Mikey Miles “what day is it” intro

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a m · August 2, 2023

i <3 golden shower bug

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Chris Warren · July 31, 2023

Jesse sounds so incredibly uncomfortable when talking about sex perverts. He needs to do it more often.

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melissa · July 31, 2023

JF, were you trying to think of “VCR cleaner”?

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Do_rand · July 31, 2023

I listened on Apple Podcasts for some reason and the last five minutes has 2 minutes of silence and then jf and db talking over the voicemail

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DogThatLooksLikeEminem · July 31, 2023

End of the episode is totally fucked, Dan deserves to get his ass whipped proper

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Divad Kong · July 31, 2023

Oooooh big flub from producer Dan on this one. If you ask me serious fiscal and physical punishment is the only redress

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Minnesota_Cold · July 31, 2023

hi Mike! hi Jesse! hi Dan!

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rix · July 31, 2023

Are there plans to update the Howell Dawdy classic, "Contact YKS" to properly address the new name of the company formerly known as Twitter?

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Daniel Dresden · July 31, 2023

my body is your portapotty gentlemen

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Ross · July 31, 2023

Some great piss talk on this one fellas

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Jack · July 31, 2023

people are saying Angry Midwestern Guy is the character of the year

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Mig · July 31, 2023

fetish urine