Episode 310: Good Morning Worm
[This is the ad free episode! For, uh….gamers…]
Oh my God! It’s almost the Fourth of July! I hope this episode of YKS talks about it instead of being about stuff that happened three weeks ago! Oh my godddddd! I want to talk about the Fourth of July!!! Shaddddddddaappppppp! Nobody cares about that busted ass holiday anyway; we’re already thinking about Augstrember’s Eve. On this week’s episode of YKS, we’re talking about what happened to broccolini, Rube Goldberg masturbation, and going back to the soup. Plus, we got a stupid fuckin bowl, a machine to incentivize wiping your butt at your computer desk, and a mask that will make you go completely insane. That’s good enough for a show but somehow we probably do like 15-20 more things. What will they be? Only one way to find out..
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Comments (11)
Hey did you guys see that instant pot sells air purifiers now
Sleep paralysis is real, idk about people halucinating stuff with having sleep paralysis, but I've definitely woken up unable to move my body while being conscious. It's scary as fuck cause you think you've had a stroke or something
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UxqalY9jXCo&feature=share
narsty ep
Busch Gardens! Meeting the Clydesdales always featured heavily in their marketing. I'd see their billboards on the way to Disney World as a kid, and I don't remember beer ever being used in their marketing, so much so that it only just now occurred to me that it is indeed a theme park owned by a beer company. Missed opportunity for the drunk driving simulator, for sure.
oh cool cool, it's owned by Blackstone Group now. Coooool. After the parks were sold to Blackstone by InBev after InBev bought Anheuser Busch, the new owners announced the end of free beer samples for park guests, and that park workers would no longer receive two free cases of beer per month. The taps should have run red with the foamy blood of executives that day.
Coke piss
I would try it, those guys know what they're doing
"i don't believe in sleep paralysis" is a wild thing to say just because it hasn't happened to you
no its not
Alien pussy hair rocks