Episode 299: Hot Dog Ex Machina
[We were gonna do the ads but we got too high because of, due to, 4/20! Which is coming up]
Two hundred ninety nine episodes…each one funnier than the last.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Comments (18)
Were the sponges worth a shit or should I buy Mr Cum brand?
I’m the old fucker from the voicemail at the end. It cut off (Dan, you knob). So I’ll ask y’all: are there any YKS fans older than 51? And are you shameless enough to admit it?
michael i have checked the data and it seems as if 99% of our listeners are 31 year old shut ins with head injuries. which would make you king of the castle! god bless ya
Naples is in Southern Italy you fools!
I’m Japanese, and I totally get why people like Japanese stuff (I like our stuff) but I def agree some people like it too much/fetishize it and that shit is mad weird. It feels like people think we live in some alien futuristic society and we don’t lol. People can appreciate our culture but not like obsess over it, like Japan is more than just crazy ass toilets and anime. Anyway glad to hear y’all acknowledge that sometimes people can take it too far
Listening from Ireland. You fuckin' pronounced it wrong ye fuckin' weapon
can thing good
I also get high and look at freaks on Twitter late into the night. Mike is normalizing this hobby, and I am here for it.
I'm 40 and a woman so I definitely feel like a YKS anomaly to the person who called in....there's something definitely wrong with me hahha
Wait until the dog rental guys discover "volunteering at dog shelters"
Topless Cans O P L E S S C A N S
I get distracted by that because when I hear that I'm over here thinking "what like some big jugs without a shirt or like a bandeau over em?" Then I'm not thinking about my ice cold beer in the product anymore if you're pickin up what I'm puttin down 😎
Viva or bust 😤
Mike has become the Wes Bently character from American Beauty but the ephemeral nature of our reality he is trying to document isn’t floating plastic bags and rotting pigeons, it is just Twitter porno guys.
I hope factor appreciates the 5 minute bumper you gave them at the beginning of the ad-included ep
It’s 4/17 you heads
They’ve slowed the intro theme down, right? Are they gaslighting us?
There are at least two versions of the opening theme at different speeds and yes it is for gaslighting purposes.