October 13, 2025

Episode 428: Baby Bear Teddy The Cuddly Bear

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There should be a way to just have a single ordinary thought and immediately have it translated into a physical manifestation of my misunderstanding of what “Art” is! And it should be RIGHT NOW because I have to go to the CAR DEALERSHIP later! Well, luckily, that seems to be the only problem American Capital is aiming to solve, beyond “make sure no one has jobs anymore”, which is also going VERY WELL! As maddening as that is, I think I’ll try to relax. Hand me my towel with a picture of an asshole on it, I’ll be in the backyard drinking a particular kind of malt beverage that is marketed to reinforce my particular neuroses. And oh yeah, wearing my (Howard Stern voice) CHRISTIAN THONG!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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