September 8, 2025

Episode 423: Mighty Morphin Podcast Rangers

[and here to present your ad-free episode…the Swedish Bikini Team!]

Down…set…hut hut…Podcast! It’s football season and oh man that’s funny I just saw Fireman Ed on TV. I thought he was giving it up because they didn’t put him on the Jumbotron enough. What happened, Ed? Couldn’t come up with anything else to do on Sundays? Looks like he assaulted a guy as well. Check out his Wikipedia page picture also. Funny. He is, of course, the most normal NFL fan. Anyway, congrats to all sports fans on this auspicious occasion! Let’s celebrate with a little Kickstarter action. In today’s trenches, we’re going head to head with a brand new information network and platform, tossing up a hail mary with a new popsicle convention, and dancing in the endzone with a horny comic book. Don’t sit on the bench…sit on your ass, and listen to the show! 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Comments (19)

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Giappi · September 14, 2025

I think Dan being a King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard hater is one of the more shocking things I’ve learned about Dan. I’m not upset or disappointed it just kinda seems like he’d be into them because he has roadie vibes. Dan seems like the kind of guy who could quickly tune a guitar into drop D & wound therefore love a really indulgent guitar band like King Gizzard tbqh, but I respect his love of Boy Genius

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Michael Pemulis · September 10, 2025

Some real sad news today.

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Taylor Henry · September 10, 2025

Went with my wife to a Lucy Dakis concert and legit fell asleep

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Kholby Lyn · September 9, 2025

the riff on being young and beautiful and not experiencing trauma or time yet and JF saying “well maybe one of em will die on the tour” got me so good. exactly what i needed this morning boys

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Daniel · September 8, 2025

Stopped the pod to listen to boy genius. More Dan recs

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Michael Pemulis · September 8, 2025

I have a little bit of son and he's allowed to look at shirtless men.

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Kristyn Klamut · September 8, 2025

I think I speak for all of us when I say that we are owed a banana eating demo video from the expert so that we all may learn to enjoy our bananas cob-style

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Rahsaan · September 8, 2025

Dan's got his finger on the pulse of the hottest music for middle school girls

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Sean Enright · September 8, 2025

Was any of the power rangers the goof off power ranger like Michaelangelo was?

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Marcus Wrightus · September 8, 2025

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard are fucking good!

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Toddy Todd · September 9, 2025

King gizz makes me jizz

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Benjamin Trapanese · September 8, 2025

JF’s “don’t say ____” hits every goddamn time lol

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Fellow Worker · September 8, 2025

I never expected Mike to have a food thing as weird as Stefan’s pizza take

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Daniel Daughhetee · September 8, 2025

I was crushed to find out that the Swedish Bikini Team was a promo stunt by Old Milwaukee and not actually a competitive organization. Is there no real sportsmanship (or sportsWOmanship) left in the world?

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Works Of Ant · September 8, 2025

I know someone who has pet stick insects and what blew my mind, is that she amassed stick insect loyalty points with the site she bought them from. They don’t last ages and if you buy enough of them, over time, you can earn upwards of £2.50 to save on the next order. They climb all over her face. She loves them. I have no clue how to view that dynamic but at least someone out there is happy I guess.

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Horse · September 8, 2025

If you're ready to eat the ass of the wife you must be ready to eat the ass of the banana, it's the rules

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Lonesome Cowpoke · September 8, 2025

I assume that people who own lizards, even the ones that take really good care of them, think of them as more like a houseplant that you observe than as a companion

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BizarreManatees · September 8, 2025

Depends on the type of Reptile I suppose, me and my BF have two snakes (Ball Pythons) and yeah basically, theyre fun to hold and its cool to watch them, but to them we're just the thing that heralds the arrival of food. On the other hand we have a Leopard Gecko and he seems to have his own little personality, not like a dog or cat, but he always wants me to take him out of his enclosure and take him around while he sits on my shoulder, when I give him food he'll ignore it and try to climb onto my hand, or he'll come scratch on the glass if the doors closed, he doesn't seem to do that to my BF. I'd assume it has something to do with Leopard Geckos being like the closest thing to a domestic reptile and that unlike most other reptiles, they have fantastic eyesight, but who knows lol

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Works Of Ant · September 8, 2025

‘Maybe one of them will die on the tour…’ See guys, this is why you need a producer, this wouldn’t have been left in.