Episode 417: The Hooter and the Holler
[this is basically an ad for The Sacker]
Gimme the clicker! I wanna watch YourHometv.com! Ah crap. All they’re playing is this stupid podcast. It looks like it’s hosted by 2 total morons. Heh. They’re ugly as well. And they seem depressed but not in an interesting way? Shit hold on they’re gonna discuss Kickstarter…that feels fresh. Let’s see what they got. Well it’s 45 mins in and they haven’t said anything about the Kickstarters. They’re mostly talking about doctors appointments and TV remotes. Well I checked the guide and apparently they’re gonna eventually get to bible memes, 1000 bad jokes, and a real sicko’s attempt to grift a luxury car. Evidently there’s an actual good idea at the end. But I’m not waiting over 2 hours just to hear that. I gotta go play with my bath toys.
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Comments (22)
this episode has broken into the top 10 yks episodes list that only i have access to in my crazy fucked up head. also DB. Mike, please always execute your ideas man, you are incredibly funny and creative and you have JF and Dan to back you up. love the show ok bye
THE LION KING SEGA GAME WAS TOO HARD. FUCK THAT WATERFALL WITH LOGS SIMBA NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
DB dropping a le Guin reference, that story fucked my little sophomore brain up.
Mercator projection knowing ass
jf home depot sells a $10 funnel for those big paper yard bags in case you’re interested
Jesse are you putting completely compostable yard waste into plastic garbage bags?
The 1000 jokes kick starter was insane enough and then you got to the fucking G wagon lady lmfao
Re good candles: Get the DS and Durga Big Sur After Rain candle
i have some of that hand lotion and the italian citrus cologne. good stuff
That "TV" stuff felt like those really weird VHS for elderly people from the 80s and 90s. I wondered where all those hucksters went off to
Praying to be nuked off the face of the planet imagining the guy dropping 70 bucks for the worst seats at the Rob Schneider show
the g wagon lady is sincerely the saddest, most delusional person you've ever had on the show
A couple years ago my cell phone was stolen in a mugging. The next day I went to an AT&T to buy a new one and the sales guy said I looked like John Candy.
Second idea idea: minion death cult is kaput (rip) so y'all can do that and explore levels of depression heretofore unknown in podcasting
CPDT-KA (Certified Professional Dog Trainer - Knowledge Assessed) / KPA (Karen Pryor Academy) are just certifications for dog training. Can’t believe it would ever come up on this podcast but I have both of those. Unfortunately I am not a dog psychic.
drop that feet
The reason a lot of entrepreneur grindset freaks buy G Wagons is that they’re so heavy you can take advantage of tax benefits initially meant for farm equipment
G Wagon is truly an all timer
Hard to believe Dan will never be able to peep out the extra crispy pickle burger at Sonic. Really makes you think
Cous coup
The pope is in his Yeezy era 😎
Dans only got one numb nut but JF has two