Episode 415: Fake Mickey Mouse Watch
[Blow on your phone. If you dont see an ad, its the real thing]
I hate my RV. Why did I decide to buy it? Why am I living in a big car? Aren’t I supposed to be enjoying my life at this age? I worked hard, dammit! And that slick salesboy at the dealership talked me into buying this big hulking bus. I look like I’ve got Aerosmith in here, but it’s just me, my wife, 6 of the most disgusting and worst behaved dogs this side of a Stephen King movie, a steel trash can full of Labubus, and a satellite dish. I wish I were dead! The only animating force in this life is the haunting spectre of dirt collecting in the entryway. Each day it calls me, and I answer! Toiling in its wake like Sisyphus! What benevolence will release me from this Hell?! Hopefully there’s like a small piece of plastic or something. Or, at the very least, a wetworks mercenary figurine I can put on the dashboard.
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Comments (23)
GWOT: global war on terror
no clue what y’all were talking about on this one, really baffling
Release the redacted minute from this ep
I love the show! I really liked someone thumping the mic for like 5 minutes on the 1h mark
What got cut out when Dan was trying to find out which group was insulted?
nothing. it was just a gag. cheers.
Is there a tier where we can pay for a compilation episode, made up of all the deleted well wishes *wink* Mike has issued to certain public personalities and institutions?
JF not knowing that "piss test" refers to a pre-employment or random workplace drug test, and not a urological exam, is peak "never-had-a-job" thinking.
How is Charleston Chew not the man in the middle?
Figure it out was a good show. I’ll always remember the kid who could eat a cheese slice into any US state shape, and the kid who could fling a quarter really far by popping his ankle 🫡
Hills was the absolute best store. I’d go school shopping in the summer, put everything on layaway, and pick it up right before school started. It closed when I was in college in the mid-90s, and I still miss it.
Cut at 1:27:10 Mike goes “it’s the ones that…” lmao
Regarding what Mike mentioned where people buy action figures and change out their parts and repaint them, I'm not sure what its called in like the Toy world as it might go by another name, but in the Miniatures/Modeling world its called "Kitbashing" where you mix and match parts between different models/third party bits, people make some pretty cool shit doing that
Shocked that JF doesn’t know what kit-bashing is considering how much of a film buff he is
oh MAN they played my voicemail at the end! It is a true story, the mean blood-drawing lady loves Jelly Roll!
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy...
JF said puss-up
all-timer episode description
I've absolutely thought, "My man's gonna be blasting fuckin 'Superman' by Three Doors Down," and been correct before. Mike is right.
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can someone help i’ve been trying to find the ep where they talk about hamilton and do a real or fake with lyrics to the songs
Pretty sure it's Hamilton's Lament.
Oh shit, the boys ride again.