Episode 403: Frog in the Garden
[We took the ads from this one and turned them into plastic ribbon for some reason]
I “hop” every one had a “hoppy” Easter. And that today is a “hoppy Monday” also! But enough fun. That is over. Leave that in the weekend. It’s time to get to work. Stop smiling. Plug your headphones in. Listen to the show. Let’s take this seriously. Get this one right and we’ll never have to do it again. Got it?! Good. Now on with the show…
…which today has some pretty fun stuff in it. We hand out some Donkey awards. And we learn about the power of organization. Plus we find out maybe our beards aren’t very alpha, and at long last – a solution for those pesky water bottles we are always accumulating! All in all, a pretty good episode which is a worthy successor to the big crazy day we had yesterday. I think we would all “hoppily” agree. Egg
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
It’s Squeeze Louise, it’s Squeeze Louise! This is some shit you might say if you were trying to get more people to sign up for the higher tier of patronage that you named after a joke from 6-7 years ago. And then you might say, hey, well, there’s a lot of good stuff on there. Including video episodes. And more! And we should update the name of it at some point maybe. We’ll see about it. We’ll “squeeze” about it. Louise. (later)
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Comments (39)
This one was funny
I am howling “Daddy!” while listening to Howell Dawdy tbh
Such a pleasing episode title 🐸
Weird you let Tom Segura do the awards section of the show
Listened to this one
I don't trust juggalos
Short Yube ain’t goin’ away!
The greatest trick the frog ever pulled, was to make Jessica think it was the one making the scritching noise when it was in fact not the one making the scritching noise.
Howell makes it sound easy. How does he do it?
Mike’s kid freaking out listening to the gremlins soundtrack is too real. My dad played The Thing opening theme for me as a kid and it freaked me the fuck out
Is JF saying beer can chicken, or bacon Chicken with a Jamaican accent?
C'mon! It's KYS!
I think Mike Hanford of the sloppy boys might have come up with the Fallon busking bit
Some people are going to feel like real assholes when they’re in an emergency without a Bottle Loom and are fresh fucking out of repair strips
You guys stopped playing Santa's Bitch right before the rap breakdown. Fools!
jf thee sustainable perverts are indeed all shaking their heads at you for not getting the water bottle thing
that dude singing about his grandkids sounds like pft
Very funny to struggle finding the correct Santa Bitch song
Talking about bringing back Steel Mfg and jobs to the US due to tariffs. I am a Sourcing Manager for a very large machinery company. We currently have over $100M in projects going on for parts that we have moved to China or Canada over the last 15 years, that we are looking to bring back. All the US steel mills are currently nearing capacity. The tariffs will do their intended purpose of bringing back work to the US if we stick with them, but more likely that it will get much worse before it gets better, so we will reverse everything and then we've screwed it all up for no reason.
clown cum
Tricked by a frog
Cedars.
Sorry, I started to write one of my funny comments, when I heard the news about the pope, and all my hair fell out and I dropped my phone.
I might head to the culinary institute, I heard that's where you learn to be a fat waiter!
You gotta go to estate sales and flea market/antique malls or auctions to get good cheap furniture. Buying online is a rookie move
I know yall were kidding but my grandpa was killed by an Italian driver so if we could just chill that'd be cool
Every time Santa's Bitch gets played here it sounds like a different version
If you change the name of the Squeeze Louise tier I will withdraw all my money from the bank and drive my car off a cliff.
Listening in the hospital, recovering from a collapsed lung. Laughing hurts, hope this one's not funny!
Egg
Feeling bad about leaving the reason "racism" for unsubscribing after remembering Mike worries about everything. To be clear it's not your guys racism that caused me to unsub, it's that I'm too racist to listen to a couple honkeys and an italiano all damn day... Na it's actually that I don't have any money for a while. I'll be back at the trough one day through boys as long as Mike doesn't succumb
db has officially FORGIVEN Divad Kong!
Mike you should use voltaren gel for your hands. It's a gel NSAID and it really helps with joint pain.
Ok Mr Big Pharma! Thanks for shilling your unnatural posions. Mike. There's only one time tested cure which is Wasps. Some people say to have it licked by a toad in the light of a full moon but this is unscientifical. Go the Wasps road
pope carked it listening to this one 🕊️
Egg
A couple of gerberts, non des
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CERTIFIED BAMGER!!