Episode 402: Open To Selling Rights To This Episode for $1,000,000
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Twenty twenty twenty four minutes to go…I want to hear the podcast! Imagine if we were posting this episode just 24 minutes before it was supposed to go live. That would certainly be a stressful situation…and maybe it’s even happened before! But nowadays we’re a little bit wiser, a LOTTA bit older, and let’s just say we got it in with plenty of time to spare. Pause.
On today’s show we’ve got a kitchen device that will have you saying “That’s maybe 2 things. Definitely not 10, and no way is it 12”, a kitchen device that will have you saying “Who in the world could possibly justify this…why would you make this…”, and a kitchen device that will have you going “Well, that doesn’t really feel like a product at all. It’s borderline an idea.” I guess there are a few kitchen things today but the rest of them are the normal crap. So get out the knife and fork and plate and napkin and stuff like that…it’s time to YKS!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
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Comments (24)
Mike have you heard about long covid
yall missed out on a real mcdonalds ad in the ep!
Mike coming in a little hot this episode
The YKS at the movies theme makes my blood run cold.
glad the dishwasher is back up mike
Loving the juxtaposition between the “Mike is actively dying”-episode, and the “he sounds more cheerful than he has for years” ones that have followed.
The guy working concessions seemed like a mirror universe JF
White folks be micro-dosing their spices
crazy that someone in nashville area is selling a new trash can kind
Do I eat out of the trash? Yeah, twice a week for two or three hours. It’s this podcast about kickstarters… just kidding fellas!
this episode contains Brilliantly Brainless Advice from the Old Football Coach at the 1 hr 40 min mark
I loved The Monkey. I hope Mikes finishes it 🐵🥁
Don’t say “spice dosing”!! 😤😡😭
I flushed a bag of bar s hot dogs just yesterday cause they were gross
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the rants are one of the best things about YKS.
You can flush a Ghoulie down the toilet, they seem to like it in there.
Jesus was the one who washed the feet and it never says Mary Magdalene was a whore that was something a pope came up with
Every pope is incel pope
Minecraft movie = good M. Night movies = bad. One of the hottest takes from JF in a while, what the fuck my man
goated hotdog guy
I can't believe Jesse made that guy get him a sample of the peeps drink and then he got a completely different drink!
He almost doesn't seem to realize the complete and utter irony of it all... This guy is crazy! I wonder what he'll do next.
They call the fake imax’s Liemax
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