Episode 401: The Scort on the Bas Goes Bip Bip Bip
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Been crafting your reality lately? Well we have. That’s why demons are in charge of the world, the economy is in the toilet, and tornadoes are whizzing past our houses. We’re not that good at it! Someone else should be crafting our reality…but without the right app, there’s no hope. Plus, even if we did have the perfect reality creating app, we would probably be too busy waiting for our stupid tattoo artist to get done stenciling the piece of art that will be a permanent fixture on our skin (why do they take like 35 mins???) or worse, spending time with our children. Gah! And what fucking temperature is it outside! Why won’t my mug tell me!!! I need help. And a Lot of it. Right now. Luckily there’s a new episode of YKS! But Doctor…you know. That whole thing. See ya
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Comments (24)
simply loathe to bip bip bip when the dang scort is on my damn bass
I heard Scort on the Bass and the world hasn't been the same since. My acne healed up. I got a Bugati (thanks Dan), and my in-laws told me I'm right! Thanks Scquart and the Bas
High prices. Bad drivers. Food’s bad. Tech ceos. Annoying neighbours. Car problems. This episode had it all!
Glad to know I’m not the only one who takes issue with how people use the word ‘journey’
Release the Bathroom Cut
Gilch in the matrix ass voicemail. I hope cypher unplugs someone for that blunder.
She skkrrrrrtin on my bas until I bip bip bip
History of the World Part 2 was extremely bad, Mike’s instincts are correct here
you guys actually would love Confederacy of dunces, lots of jokes about farting and jacking off
*reddit voice* Finland is the country with the second-most disc golf courses in the world :)
Kevin Hart seems to be a homophobe, so hey not only can you hate him with no good reason and can hate him with a good reason too.
every person who drives should know how to change a tire and jump start a car, both for yourself and to help others in need. both are very simple and can be learned from a quick youtube video. just my opinion.
Seems DB has made a full recovery!
am i losing my mind or did we already hear this voicemail? like last week?
you know what, im now hearing that jf can’t change a tire or wipe his own ass. and noticed the vm repeat. so nevermind seems like yall got bigger fish to fry
Dog washer? Yeah that’s what I use after my dog nut
I wish I was Dan
Doesn’t seem like Dan does.
Alright gang, let's find JFs shame podcast
Demi coded episode title
good to hear mike laugh again ❤️
I believe the doc told him its the best medicine, yucking it up like this is his only shot at sticking around a little longer
Repeat voicemail Thanks for the prompt fix
Love the new theme