March 3, 2025

Episode 396: Adventures with Papa Mike and JF

[i basically consider the patreon eps as an advertisement for the free eps at this point so no ads here besides that]

“I was once a professional Quake player and won a couple thousand dollars at the first paid esports tournament in the United States.” ← May be true from a certain perspective, if you ignore some key facts and add a generous dose of assuming good faith argumentation. However, “There are at least 6 Kickstarters featured in this week’s episode of YKS” is a statement of fact unassailable by even the most ardent fact-checker. Go ahead, count them yourself! We’ll be waiting. To wit:

On today’s show, we have something about Wi-Fi, a stupid golf one, and 4 others. Satisfied? Well me neither but it’s on the damn show so suck it up! Oh yeah and don’t forget…have a nice time! 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

This month you’re gonna wanna join the Squeeze Louise tier. Uhhhh yeah. Trust me on that. You’re gonna wanna do that. 

Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! 

Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

Comments (18)

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Giappi · March 11, 2025

I just met you & this is crazy so here’s my social at all-me.moby

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Patrick Carroll · March 6, 2025

The real “force” is the Holy Spirit working miracles in your heart

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h_dub · March 6, 2025

Just came to add to the people saying Kill Tony sucks ass. I've been playing clips of those freaks for at least 2 years, talking about how awful they are.

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Bonepile · March 5, 2025

The Sufjan Stevens of making custom putters

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guy who’s mad about the underwear comment · March 5, 2025

Rock on brother man

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Billy Yost/The Kickback/Billy Ghost is Desperate For $5 · March 5, 2025

I was walking my dog and it was raining here in Chicago. We were near the Kennedy expressway, and someone driving on it could very well have looked to their right and seen a man and a small dog, drenched, the man laughing, maniacally and garishly, like some sort of broken veteran, to the sounds of “Kim Kardashian’s Slob Husband.”

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Will Lawson · March 4, 2025

Thought JF was gonna absolutely nail the dismount on the tiger woods riff and say Donald Driver but he fucking settled for Donald green

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Squanchero · March 4, 2025

Give us the name of the ugly-box-haver!

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combo · March 4, 2025

mmm! episode description fans eating good this week!

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Mig · March 4, 2025

oh shit

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Matthew Crawford · March 4, 2025

DB, get you a deal - https://www.jomashop.com/d-s-durga-mens-italian-citrus-edp-spray-3-4-oz-fragrances-728899974003.html

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GolfBaller · March 4, 2025

Just get a gun. Ruger PC9 is a good 9mm carbine to start with.

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McZac · March 3, 2025

Incredible pull on the Nicholson video, she noted that the shows in the Star Wars hotel used a saber prop that looked good when extending but needed to be swapped out when the actors have to actually use them

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Michael Pemulis · March 3, 2025

RIP Producer Dan

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aw · March 3, 2025

Kill Tony does suck so does the entire Austin scene

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MJ · March 3, 2025

13 inch is fine

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Shayne · March 3, 2025

My boss took our watercooler away

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Will · March 3, 2025

Firs