Episode 395: Nut Milk and the Poppers
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UHHH!! YUCK!!! UYUCKOO!! I axeofdentally touched the gas pump! BLEH! When I was pumpking gas into the car. My car got some gas on the outside of it! OOWOOGA! Now to touch the $20 bill, the door handle, the cash wrap, the rollerized hot dog, the plastic bag, a quarter, a newspaper, my sticky butt crack, and a cop’s gun on the way home. THAT makes a lot of sense. A nod to health!
On today’s show we have all that and more. Plus a couple of other things like a nutting device, something with Jell-O, and a pathetic device that is pussifying the boomer generation. Sad to see! But funny to hear. And that’s the way the show goes. Enjoy
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Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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Comments (25)
Stevie griffin.
this ep really messed with me because I was watching Family Guy while listening & the other people in the 3:45 showing of Nosferatu obviously got confused too because they asked me if I was watching 2 episodes of Family Guy at the same time
This is a great episode. Good job guys.
jf!! megan thee stallion is from houston
Yah huh this is what I’m talking about
Fat waiter's prior occupation was Jello Detective.
By December 11 1945 the war had been over for months. I think jf is thinking of Pearl Harbor, which was December 7 1941
The family guy impressions are unforgivable
Comedy is back, boys
that part when u mentioned h3 made me mad and now im gonna go take it out on my parole officer
I did like that part about kendrick and drake making up with that new song so I might change my mind about that parole officer thing thanks for being kind to drake
love you mwah mwah
jelly world concept and pitch easily one of the craziest ones ever on the show
Any Al Pacino impression worth it's salt starts "HOO AHH, I'm Al Pacino!"
The perfect amount of impressions
Just checked JelloWorld, this eps a 10/10
how bout those preds. anyway great ep lots of laughs ❤️
*Bob Odenkirk voice* "YKS. Still married!"
I needed this episode. I'm getting sad about the pope.
The impression bit got me good
1:04:21
i love fat waiter
He should be in more stuff!
Sped up theme song is a weird omen.
I’ve been listening to YKS at 0.25x speed and inducing powerful mental illnesses.