Episode 392: My Toilet is a Paradise
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When it comes to an episode of YKS, there’s gonna be 3 hits. I hit the theme song button, DB hits a couple of home run dingers, and Dan hopefully hits the button that takes out all the times we said our social security numbers, where we live, and actionable threats against celebrities. So maybe like 2.5 hits at best. But still, that’s more than Justin Bieber!
On today’s show we have a humpty-hoo and a diddly-doo and a rooty-toot-too! Just kidding. This is for all the true fans that read this far into the episode description. A treat from us to you. A real reveal about what kind of kickstarters are contained within this 2 hour laugh-stravaganza. Are you ready? Here goes! It’s toilet cleaner and boner juice. See ya
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
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Comments (13)
I'm listening 3+ months after this was posted, but it IS Friday. Really drew me in as a listener.
the filling of the post malone oreo is just two types of butter?
Maybe a monthly ep called Your Dickstarter Sucks and you review gas station dick pills? Anything there?
Last caller kinda ate JF up…
I know what the answer is but does dan get things delivered 80 times a day or does he just make sure his deliveries get there while they’re doing the show
I like how a few episodes ago JF was like “just make something up it doesn’t matter if it’s real” and now they’re like “yeah I totally saw the movie and it was like.,.ahhh it was so awesome” 😭 just making content out of thin air
You absolutely did make then two pillars joke the first time, but I’m not complaining
Kofi Anna hasn’t been the UN Secretary for 20 years and he hasn’t been alive for the past 6 years. WAKE UP!!!
I would love Mitch as Deuce Ventura
The speech that DB is thinking of is when Mike Pence attended a production of Hamilton and instead of kicking him out they gave a saccharine speech about unity and then they did the show and Pence remained an evil psycho.
Holy cow, I did not know Jesse was into the Marvel comics. Sweet references. (I am not being sarcastic.)
Could only hear Tom singing “self suck roundup” during the celebrity death challenge theme but as I’m typing this I’m hearing you apologize to him so I guess it’s all good
update your fucking theme song. it’s been eight years. congrats!