January 20, 2025

Episode 390: Thank You For Your Service, Rob Riggle

[The ads walked by me in a casino but I didn’t look up]

That awkward moment when you want to play some poker with the guys but the poker chips aren’t shitty little plastic penguin things…Thanks GOD those days are over! With that and more projects from this crazy little episode of our wacky little show, I think the future is looking very, VERY bright. Bright, indeed! And I’m not talking about the new movie that could potentially be someone’s “Star Wars”! I’m talkin’ something else, altogether, baby! Let’s see what else. Oh yeah there’s a thing on here to wipe your dick. OK see ya

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (21)

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guy who’s mad about the underwear comment · December 16, 2025

Wait what why am I listening to this episode I thought it was new

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Giappi · January 28, 2025

real sign of the tines that you can’t even count on your auntie to have clean forks

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Andy · January 23, 2025

My mom has a cousin Delbert

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Benjamin O Levine · January 23, 2025

I often wipe my dick, Shaking is not enough. I use a product called 1-2 tp squares

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Ranger Rick · January 22, 2025

Running back the Ralph Fiennes bit from last week LETS GOOOO

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Ophelia Beatrice de Sica · January 22, 2025

Any Tech solution with an outdated SSL is a huge red flag as setting up free SSL that auto renews is super easy and even if you want the paid route all major services have a tool to fully automate renewal as well

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thumbnailthis · January 22, 2025

Dan editing out his Italian slur but leaving in the beginning of it lol

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Cliffie Mathieson · January 21, 2025

Gifts are not just presents

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Earl_Cardigan853 · January 21, 2025

Every Tine I Die. Keith Buckley

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ElGatoMalandrin · January 20, 2025

A loanword is when a word is taken from another language directly

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Jackie · January 20, 2025

I love to work out while listening to YKS because I don't want to get too positive throughout my day 🙃

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David Browm · January 20, 2025

My friend was a minor internet celebrity in China about 10 years ago for how good his Chinese dialect and pronunciation was. I think this defends your point. When one crazy ass white boy does Chinese so good, he becomes a celebrity.

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b. · January 20, 2025

happy birthday mike ❤️ i worry about dan sometimes but i can tell this haircut is really gonna turn things around

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trey · January 20, 2025

Omg he called the app pope!

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Chuck smash · January 20, 2025

If you can’t shit in your hotel room then you need to change your diet

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Doctor Remulak · January 20, 2025

Happy Birthday DB!

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Jason · January 20, 2025

41:40 - ned Flanders simpsons joke literally

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Brian Murphy · January 20, 2025

Happy belated birthday to DB all the way from my tiny ass hotel room in Milan!

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Russell Evans · January 20, 2025

The end of the episode is cut off, I feel like this happens again and again. Tine after weary tine.

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Will · January 20, 2025

Release the remaining Davids of Lynchmas you cowards.

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Austin Childres · January 20, 2025

Wonderful. Just in time for bedtime.