January 13, 2025

Episode 389: KarenCoin: Hodl to Your Manager

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Well here we are in 2025 and of course the number one problem everyone is having right now is that cereal gets too wet or warm or something like that. Yep it’s pretty much driving everyone mad and a lot of scientists have “jumped out of windows” about it, but it seems like this problem won’t be fixed anytime soon. And that really stinks because if that problem got fixed there would be some good stuff happening after that. Alas!

We’ll just have to make do with a brand new way to make money on social media, a freakin wristband that gives you super powers in your smart home, and a computer that can flush your bird’s toilet for you. Perhaps some day we will solve our problem of cereal having to be eaten within like 5-10 minutes of pouring it into a bowl…or all die trying.

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Comments (21)

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actionpants · January 28, 2025

BOOYAH

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actionpants · January 24, 2025

Something a grizzlies fan would say

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Giappi · January 21, 2025

love to shop at Ralph’s (said like Feinnes’ name) when I’m in Los Angeles

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Peter · January 14, 2025

one thing I can tell you is I'm not just a ceo

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Alpha Centauri · January 14, 2025

I need some Mayojuana

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Dad · January 14, 2025

Can someone please post the bird pooping video link

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Sean Enright · January 14, 2025

Utility limb, the tilda swinton ravens lady, was the Christopher Walken account too early for weird twitter?

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Alex · January 13, 2025

i once ate a bowl of corn pops with mountain dew instead of milk. not sure if this has anything to do with what's said in the episode, just something i felt like sharing

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David Browm · January 13, 2025

Giada is Dino's granddaughter. Got you big dog

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stuckforever · January 13, 2025

That Beautiful, Cold Crunch

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Mortiis · January 13, 2025

Time for an intervention on JF, he’s zooted as hell accusing everybody

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Blain Hill · January 13, 2025

MayoHaze

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Cassie · January 13, 2025

I love a Dan heavy episode. New lore with the catholic school info

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Earl_Cardigan853 · January 13, 2025

Happy Birthday Mike 🎂

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Kara Grothen · January 13, 2025

Marijuannaise

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Will · January 13, 2025

JRE-ass runtime. Nah.

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Jun m · January 13, 2025

high as hellmans mayonnaise

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Seth T Johnson · January 13, 2025

Dan stays an interesting vein of topic. Can’t wait to hear more.

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teathatisiced · January 13, 2025

3 hours lfg

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GolfBaller · January 13, 2025

3 hours? This better be funny!

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actionpants · January 28, 2025

Ah well, nevertheless