Episode 388: Well My Dog Is Trapped in the SoulCube
[Well the ads are in, you guessed it, the SoulCube]
Hey where’s that damn dog of mine? He better not be…oh no…oh NO!!! Well, anyway. Update on our various locations: the YKS boys are off to CES, and you all are here at home, listening to the show. Or you’re at your work, I guess. Whatever THAT is. Presumably some kind of sexy doctor like they have on TV. So we had better make this a good one to get you through that long slog of sexy surgery. Ah man! Don’t drop some hot sweat into that open cavity!
On today’s program, we can finally share our dreams with you, and the dreams are, guess what. Bad. Plus we are getting down to brass tax with some good old fashioned common American sense, which is a scam of some kind, and a TV channel which is not a scam at all probably but man it sure is a bummer. Unfortunately we do end the episode on that one which is poor planning on my part, but in my defense, that is ok for me to do because I don’t like to feel bad about my actions. Anyway have fun at work doc. We will be trying out fancy new dildos in the desert.
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Comments (27)
good idea: JF saying honey bad idea: JF downloading the Honey app
Dammit we need to see the Ed Grimley photo.
I'm the guy that bought 17btc in 2012 to buy drugs on silk road and then got too scared to do it and forgot to move them from Mt Gox before it was hacked.
“Pissing out Eliot spitzers cum” how yall already say the nastiest thing of 2025
That’s also two different holes technically
just learning today that you record video for the regular eps but save them for tiktok clips... wow, smdh...
JF, you mentioned an alternative to goodreads that your wife was using. Are you able to disclose that information. I think I would really like to use it for obvious reasons. I am a high school English teacher and avid reader. If it's a secret for whatever reason, nbd. Also I saw that One Billion Americans by Matt Yglesias has 3.9 stars out of 5 on goodreads and there's just no fucking way. I'd like to see a more accurate score so I can laugh at Ygelsias some more.
I think it's storygraph!
The Fat Waiter would have killed on MADtv
Talking southern colloquialisms, growing up my dad used to tell me (and, to be clear, he meant the word in the "strange" sense, not the other meaning), "Son, I reckon you're about as queer as a football bat and maybe half as useful."
soulcube is bleak -- even for here
dan puking, fat waiter, dog soul cube. What a start to 2025. Thanks boys.
worried about dan
Love the mental image of YKS at the strip club with Mike on the iPad just handing out 50s and JF talking to the girls about the store
Ah'm on the seemar diet. Ah see mar food, ah eat mar food.
YKS isn’t just a podcast…
Love mikes new “screw loose” catch phrase.
Wait where is ep 388
uh oh
I need The Fat Waiter to meet The Evil Barber
The childlike glee they're having over The Fat Waiter is killing me lmao
It’s called a “spendthrift trust” and it’s usually for degenerate heirs and stuff but I guess you could create one for yourself.
Flying sucks cause if you get in a car crash and die its instant but if you get in a plane accident you have to face your demise as you go down. Hope this makes you feel better on your flights!
I was watching some porno on my phone right before I switch the podcast on and I had to turn the volume up. You guys should consider this scenario and raise the volume of the episodes about 20-30%
The SoulCube? Like the weapon from DOOM 3? That gutted enemies and recovered your health? The one that whispered "FEED US"? I always wanted one of those
Does Dan have CHS?
Nice