December 2, 2024

Episode 384: Teenage Apes with Shaved Muzzles

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Wow! You know, this is a pretty darn good time to be thinking about some new products to consider purchasing and buying and stuff like that. I hope that some companies or those fine folks who are companies but just people – entrepreneurs – come up with some good new ideas for me to consume! Perhaps I should check the circulars (ads that cavemen looked forward to). Looks like we got socks that stay together, and. Actually you know what, that’s it. That’s perfect. I don’t need anything else. I’m happy now. Thank you God! Thank you my God! I am saved. 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Comments (23)

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credit risk · December 7, 2024

when one of my socks go missing i usually find that i've kicked it under the fridge

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Hamb · December 6, 2024

Thank you ❤️❤️

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Giappi · December 6, 2024

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8Tedmbs0iN/?igsh=cWZyM3hzN2Y5Nng2

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Oat Bran · December 4, 2024

The soap guy is just pitching dr. Bronners

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JJ · December 4, 2024

Accidentally did Mike’s Obama impression while teaching middle school today.

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melissa · December 3, 2024

“your friends, who are shaped like big bags of trash” 💀

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David Browm · December 3, 2024

I have a very counterintuitive Jesse-like opinion where brokeback mountain is Ang lees best movie, but hulk is my favorite

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Toshi Inc · December 2, 2024

Hey DB, nice bait there saying “the comma goes after the ‘A.’” I caught that! 😉

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Robert Peterson · December 2, 2024

Why the FUCK did you say Nardini and my brain knew Erica went with that?? Asshole brain!

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Radio Free Tote Bag · December 2, 2024

I think Mike should do a full ep in the Obama voice

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Giappi · December 6, 2024

ObaMarch here we come!

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Rosie Moon · December 2, 2024

Ok the uncommon goods speed reading ad might make me switch to the ad-free episodes...

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Grease Sommelier · December 2, 2024

I love Lord of the Rings, “America’s classic piece of fantasy literature”

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Hamb · December 2, 2024

Please drop the new/better good reads app rec from Mrs.JF !!

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YKS · December 4, 2024

its called The Story Graph !

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Michael Worthington · December 2, 2024

the year is 2028. NFTs are as relevant as they’ve ever been and their fungibility is unquestioned. one man, jf(smart, handsome) and his co-host db(smarter, handsomer) dare to challenge the status quo in: Your NFT Sucks.

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Horse · December 2, 2024

Wait why did he ask about metropolis

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Heather B · December 2, 2024

Veterans are the worst 😂 “Perfect Attendance” ribbon has me rollinggggggg.

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Will · December 2, 2024

This is one crazy show!

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Andrew Stewart-Ebert · December 2, 2024

The Sixth Day for cloning? Or like 100 other '90s-'00s movies?

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Smooth Snail, PhD · December 2, 2024

hate life, like funny pod recently and that you used the same to me and that was a great day at the same place is that the other one is that the one I have not to do is a big rotisserie with you and GOOD PODCAST

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b. · December 3, 2024

Period !

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Brandon Velestuk · December 2, 2024

Nice