Episode 382: Have No Fear, Swart is Here!
[What the hell…Swart took off with all my ads!!]
Hi everybody! I have an idea for a crab trap that makes it really hard for crabs to go into the trap, very easy for them to get out, and also it takes up a lot of space on your boat. Basically, it sucks. Hmmm…I think this will be the predominant tool of the industry for, oh, I’ll say, forever. WRONG SHITHEAD! YOU DIDN’T INNOVATE AND NOW YOU’RE DEAD! DEAD LIKE A CRAB!
Also on today’s show we’ve got a nice little mascot for a restaurant of sorts, place to store those pesky eyeglasses, and a phone holder that you can break open to reveal the passphrases for a lottery puzzle. Actually it’s been canceled due to being illegal and stupid. But we didn’t know about this then. Because this episode…is from the recent past! Ah! Like our dreaded crab traps! Enjoy.
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Comments (15)
Butter robot from Rick and Morty by a French guy is fucking unreal
Mike's cuddly cat is just heartwarming
I’m still lost on how they even got on brainyquotes. Not rewinding 👍
you’re either swart, or you’re nart
GOD I’m so glad this finally caught up with the election. FUCK it was literally torture listening to yall post-election with ur clueless back-in-time asses. Welcome to the nightmare and thank u for ur service 🫡
i tried the “vintage” green sauce bean burrito at Taco Bell and it was mid at best. Not a good variation on the bunch-of-slop-in-a-tortilla they usually accomplish so ably
The air conditioner kills itself. The vacuum cleaner is the old man.
After listening to you guys for years, it is kind of jarring hearing about your ailments and how you're falling apart. Good thing it won't happen to me tho
Ngl I'd fuck with that crab trap
You guys would kill as local new hosts
Currently teaching Frankenstein as a high school teacher. Gonna bust out those quotes and make these lil bastards do some analysis while I play balatro. Thanks JF!
I sit down to pee too, it’s just easier. On my feet all dang day I deserve a break
Could I have the picture of a firetruck Mike drawerd on season 30 ep 5?
it started as a joke. what if we could have kickstarters at any time?
This summer I got pinched by a crab because I wanted to impress my kids. There’s some kind of moral to that story but I’m not sure what it is