Episode 381: Everybody Clap Your Hands
[Ads for this week’s ep kept slipping through the tines of my fork. Huhh?!?]
I need to simplify my life. I think probably the best way to do that is to start gluing stuff in my house to each other. That way when I want my spoon, hey, my matches are right there. And my hand towels? Well they won’t go missing again, glued such as they are to my desktop keyboard. Don’t ask me why I need them in the same spot. It’s really only something you can understand when your life is as simple as mine.
On today’s show we’ve got, naturally, a way to glue your car keys to your phone, a thing that says it helps people but probably doesn’t (not this show), and a bed that constantly takes your dog’s blood pressure or something. And that’s just the Kickstarters! There’s other stuff in here too, like your friends Mike, JF, and Dan. And oh yeah, the Kickstarters as well. Now where'd I put that danged Post Episode button? It was right here, next to the glue bottle!!
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Comments (16)
Nashville update: They took down the ugly horse statue like 2 years ago when the guy died and his kids inherited the land. They still have some of the flags up though.
Have you dumb fucks heard of chopsticks
the clapping content is fire
Shots fired at T-Mobile Store-in-Store
will you guys be covering the talk tuah pookie reveal?
liked the Kant reference!
They're bringing back the Stewart Rodcast in this one
When I was a younger lad waiting tables at an Italian restaurant, I once returned to the table after serving a family their food only to find the father shoveling the spaghetti in his mouth with the pasta twirling spoon and asking his family, "How am I supposed to eat this spaghetti with such a big spoon?"
genuinely tragic to encounter stuff that seems to be trying to help people but absolutely shits the bed due to stage four internet brain poisoning
It's lou reed, fellas
We used to say to em 'give me the ol' lou reed, hold the glass table'
Did DB say incestry dot com?
That’s what I heard
Dog bed data breach, all my data leaked on to the Bark Web. Come on now.
Aotearoa is the Māori name for New Zealand, not a city. And no that white boy did not pronounce it properly.
a lot of people are saying he got really close and deserves a reward? wow