September 9, 2024

Episode 372: Pumpkin Master’s Sake Bones

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Sometimes you’ll look at the title of an episode and think to yourself, “Oh yeah, I remember why the title of the episode was gonna be this. Because we did a good riff on what The Duckcaller’s Lament would be. And then you got some times where you have to write “Pumpkin Master’s Sake Bones” down in the title box, and you wish you could crawl into a hole and die. There are a lot more of those weeks.

Anyway on today’s show, we got Lil’ Entrepreneurs, a movie that feels like a fake movie inside a fake movie, and a nice Guilt App that makes you feel bad for just sitting around doing nothing evil. And plus, God willing, a riff about Sake Bones that justifies this incomprehensible mishmash of an episode title. Please.

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Comments (24)

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SnailDick Henry · November 12, 2025

100% thought sjp busted it down when I was younger

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Skanda · July 26, 2025

This is the best episode of the show. The show is like you guys, only gets better with time. Sorry if thats weird to say, just dont stop doing the show, you will see me on the news

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Clean Beans · September 13, 2024

Best ending to an episode so far

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Chris · September 12, 2024

dorto chipe

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Ross · September 11, 2024

Perhaps their most ambitious episode to date…

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Ranger Rick · September 10, 2024

They oughtta make a platform fighter with Charlie Tuna and all Jesse's other favorite brands from the store

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ElGatoMalandrin · September 10, 2024

Don’t like tres leches what the FUCK

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Harvey Rayson · September 10, 2024

All of the episodes should be this long

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Jamie Hott · September 9, 2024

Could we get DB's drawing of the bra posting in the patreon? Just hearing the details has me wanting to take a gander.

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YKS · September 10, 2024

https://bsky.app/profile/yourkickstartersucks.com/post/3l3r4bd2byc2t

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WhenYouStrokeYouToke · September 9, 2024

Nothing related to the episode, but I watched Twin Peaks recently and almost made the same mistake as JF and watched the deleted scenes cut. So just wanted to say thank you for making that blunder and helping me save face infront of the girl I had over.

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WhenYouStrokeYouToke · September 9, 2024

For clarification, she fuckin hated the movie

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Chris DePastene · September 9, 2024

I didn’t know Dutch Bros existed outside of Oregon

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Mortiis · September 9, 2024

Y’all taking your nasty pills this month

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Ethan · September 9, 2024

DB was thinking of How to with John Wilson with the self-castration guy

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Daniel Daughhetee · September 9, 2024

Roll Tide, boys

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aw · September 9, 2024

Jesse are you insane Jaylen Brown signed his supermax contract and promptly won the NBA Finals MVP are you bonkers

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aw · September 9, 2024

If you’re looking for a bad contract, maybe it’s Ja Morant getting $200,000,000 to get into fistfights with children

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aw · September 9, 2024

Give Mike the pitch shift effect again or I’ll check myself into hell.

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Divad Kong · September 9, 2024

Id have gone with "the soap gripper of Dr squatch' personally, but I guess people have their own way of titling episodes these days. Woke. Although thinking about soap grippers me nan used to have a magnetic little button you'd stick into that shit and a corresponding arm that hung over the sink. BOOM. That soap is hanging free. Gungeless. Retvrn!

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Dad · September 9, 2024

best knockoff energy drink is the aldi sugar free store brand (think it’s called flying power)

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Will · September 9, 2024

First

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Christopher Scragg · September 9, 2024

Dutch Bros is the best

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Grease Sommelier · September 9, 2024

2 hours and 23 minutes of epic pwnage, let’s go gamers!