Episode 370: Tim Allen Jungle Turd Jungle
MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I don’t know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where there’s a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I don’t want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that one…it’s like a stupid pirate card game and it’s coming at me! Ahh!! And look over there, it’s a stupid podcast about how we’re all the same! Oh god it’s horrifying. But I think I’m most terrified of the guy who went to do some sex tourism and thought it was cute! Okay that’s a real guy so it’s not really like an alien thing but man that’s really scary, too. Right, Rick? Uhh…rick??
RICK: (Flashing his space credit card) One for booty on the poop deck, please! Morpy I love you.
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Comments (18)
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i know this is stupid but i need the stacker assembly (output tray) which is even flimsier and less substantial or important than the paper tray. and many times more expensive
The stomach pump myth implies that cum is somehow so toxic that letting a patient digest it will cause further harm
yo mike pop those dishwasher blades out and soak em in water and vinegar in the sink, that’ll degunk them if it’s hard water or whatever - together we can fix mikes washer
The Store obviously gets all the attention since it's the cornerstone of the YKS experience, but I wanna shout out 90 Day Fiance for coming up in like half of all YKS episodes at this point.
the damn worsher got stinky wotor in it
lol
Mike just get dishwasher cleaner and run it through empty as hot as you can
The powder stuff so you can go twice if it’s really bad
mike sure loves the denist
You guys should become Linux guys and then do the most boring episode of Guys ever with Bryan
i could swear you’ve been doing these for more than six years
Jesse talking about laundry raises my psychosis alarm
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