Episode 351: Gandalf’s Dad
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We love our wonderful celebs, don’t we folks! Or, wait, maybe we don’t love them! I don’t know, I’m going to have to check the list. Now I feel like Santy Claus…but it’s only April! Good gravy this is a confusing episode and it’s only the description part. Just wait til you get to the listening part of the show. And when you do, what you’ll hear is a hell of a lot of laughs, some serious personal insults, and a list of women that teenagers on the computer have decided they don’t like. Plus: a Nespresso machine that can shoot out stuff that makes you go to sleep instead (reverse Nespresso), Brandage by Antix, and yet another toilet brush. Just when you think you’ve seen them all. Another toilet brush. Wahoo!
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Comments (12)
I'm from northeast Tennessee and have many memories of exploring the local creeks with my cousins and catching crawdads. I don't think I could tell you where we even got the idea. We kept them in little red Solo cups; I believe they eventually met the same miserable fate Mike describes. I'm happy to hear hill people representation in podcasting. Yeehaw.
I would buy the YKSCoin
"The artifice has been built such that..." JF, you articulate bastard.
.999 means 99.9% pure silver, like how sterling silver stuff is .925 (92.5% silver).
shut the fuck up
Average Disgusting Freak from Southern Indiana here! We do, in fact, eat deep fried pork brain sandwiches.
Brandage, hm, I wonder if there are any groups in the US who would have a problem with the idea of being branded? Oh well, probably fine.
Great fucking job on another fucking episode you dumbfucks
The end of the episode voice mail coming in with a real hard Brad Neely voice and joke. Good shit. Keep up the great show guys.
mwah
Local sandwich news and 75 dollar homemade coins, America is the waiting area of the dentists office of the world.
Nice