April 1, 2024

Episode 349: My Girlfriend, The Computer

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Listen up, gang. It’s time to describe the episode. This is basically a way of telling you, the listener, what you might be in for when you download or stream this particular episode of the show. First things first: it starts out with the intro song by the one and only Howell Dawdy. From there [...] Anyway, then we end the show. Another instant classic! Hopefully you enjoyed this description and the podcast itself. Because if not, we’ll probably start freaking out and [...] it’ll be all your fault! Ha ha ha. Happy Easter, gang!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

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Comments (16)

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Marcus Wrightus · April 3, 2024

There are few things I love as much as a Mike tirade.

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Seth T Johnson · April 2, 2024

Is this a Wendy’s ad? Cuz I’m wonderin where’s the beep?

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melissa · April 2, 2024

he’s a woof

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Chris Warren · April 2, 2024

Sealab was really great.

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Mig · April 2, 2024

pringles became smaller in australia a few years ago when they started making them in malaysia instead of the usa. i have small hands (and a small penis) though so it’s no big deal really

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Robin Goodfellow · April 2, 2024

Shout out to the beginning caller for absolutely bodying dan as doing a “Scott evil” thing

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Sean Enright · April 2, 2024

Having just had poison oak I understand that blasting the hottest shower water gives some relief but it’s mostly just aggravating the itch at the same time. On the upside touching my overheated phone to my itches seems totally normal and safe.

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Neil Muck · April 1, 2024

I found that same awful band Mike found on insta and started commenting "boo" on their reels until I got blocked

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Ethan · April 1, 2024

This is a funny ep

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Do_rand · April 1, 2024

Guy sold himself short, 5/20 is 25%

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guy who’s mad about the underwear comment · April 1, 2024

girl jeans

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Jacob · April 1, 2024

Giant Yellowstone volcano says we’re all fucked fellas.

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Branson · April 1, 2024

You gotta handle your comment section, boys. Got guys in here too horny to type.

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Julian · April 1, 2024

Off

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Jacob · April 1, 2024

Well, go clean up

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Julian · April 1, 2024

I have jacketed c