March 18, 2024

Episode 347: Saying Hello to a Man on a Boat

[UNG! We forgot to put the ads in this one!]

I have cupcake tummy so I’m gonna make this quick. I want you to listen to the show, alright? And I want you to send an email to yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com that says how many times you wipe your butt. And that’s it! Don’t send anything else in there. Just the butt-wipe thing. I have to throw up a cupcake.

On this episode of the show we’ve got one of those things where the guys are trying to sell you the idea that they’re experts in something, but they’ve failed at doing the thing weirdly! Plus we’ve got some flags for rich guys, a little robot it would be fun to hate, and some fucking BLAST PIPES! Check it out!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Comments (12)

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kent allen · March 19, 2024

paddling out to a boat to talk to them about their weird flag

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JJ · March 19, 2024

Thank you, Dan for not editing out when Jesse’s screen got all fucked up. I love when we get a little glimpse behind the scenes

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rtlsnk · March 18, 2024

Finally some water softener content. Those electronic attachments for your pipes are bogus. Only a 300 pound tank of salt crystals works.

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Jon Hioki · March 18, 2024

UNG

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Ethan · March 18, 2024

Upside down pineapple flag for my yacht

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Michael Worthington · March 18, 2024

🏴🤝 I love playing smario car kit

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Robin Goodfellow · March 18, 2024

You guys were both right, there’s a green hill zone AND an emerald hill zone in sonic. Insane w for the YKS boys

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thunderbolt 1000t · March 18, 2024

In the past 3 months, I’ve become a Google Apps Script developer thanks to ChatGPT. My employer knows. They just want the stuff to work. I compare it to an accountant using a calculator - it’s a tool to get me through until I learn JavaScript.

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Earl_Cardigan853 · March 18, 2024

This one was actually pretty funny

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Mig · March 18, 2024

you’ve been going for seven years now, time to change up that theme song (congrats).

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Grease Sommelier · March 18, 2024

Threw a cat toy with my own damn foot earlier today #footstuff

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Chris · March 18, 2024

that's what's up