Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 1
We're getting to the good parts. Eventually. Stay tuned for a great finale to Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's Hole!
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Comments (102)
no fanfiction written ironically is worth 20 minutes of the intro 😭
This is a fucking blessing
I will start saying "what the shit?" from now on lmao that was way funnier than it needed to be
What an ending.
Best episode so far! 😂🤣😭
There’s really nothing more they wrote after that?!
This is an example of how not to write fanfiction. It has a porn kind of title that is probably meant to be a joke, but there's too much plot for it to be a PWP. And it's also not funny enough to justify its silly title and the way the characters are behaving. And the way the characters are behaving isn't entertaining enough to justify them being so clearly out of character. This is just a mediocre attempt on all fronts.
If anyone's coming from that one "Dan CANNOT get this out/WHAT HAPPENED?!?" teaser on the main channel, 26:55
This was the episode that made me get the Patreon. I had to know what Dan was breaking down over. Worth every penny
Everyone needs to rewatch the end after seeing it once. Watching it with context is such a different experience, it's like we're going through everything Dan went through
This show is actually what I subscribed to the Patreon to get. Just fantastic.
I love how so often Arin's problem with the fics is they arent fucking sdfghjkl
He goes in wanting characters to fuck and honestly when it comes to WrightWorth, I can't blame him at all.
This is a completely pointless fanfic about attempting to humiliate a humble sweetheart who was only ever unselfishly sorry for his mistake and cannot be wounded in the ego by training requirements in the first place. I rewatch the episode not for the fic, but for Arin's outraged disappointment in the fic.
This rewatch's insight is that it's fucking amazing that they finished this pointless thing and yet I can't finish stories with relatively more of a point.
This is a gem, such a good watch
The judge's slip up with the sentencing reminded me of the "I'LL SUCK YER DICK!" bit yall did with the trilogy.
The phoenix tight story really made me miss my immortal
learning they fucked at the beginning was like in Saw when you realize the key went down the drain at the very start of the movie
19:11 is the moment the sexual frustration bubbled over 💀
I swear for the first time in months not only did I laugh but I laughed so hard I grew a six pack 😂 🤣 💀
I love them asking Dan "Are you crying?". YES! And so am I. We all are! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! And even the buildup where I didn't know what the final line would be and Dan is just losing it silently, had me laughing so hard!
It's the music cutting out while Dan is falling apart... The suspense is so legit
I love how “reward” is one of the tags 😂
It’s the reader who is getting Edged
The Edge was indeed Worth.
If something at all bothers me about this fanfiction, it's that Mia didn't call Phoenix "Nick"
That and the fact that Fransizka never said the word fool even once
I'm sorry, am I losing my mind? Why did no one react to "slowly, his eyes kept over to the gaze down at the hand." Am I oblivious to my own native language or are they just so used to these fics at this point?
man door hand hook car door!
Dang Arin... Relax Buddy. Gotta be soke story along with the fucking... out of breathe from laughing at this one!!! So damn good!! 🥰🙏🖤🤙
This is my actual favorite game grump’s moment of all time. Dan’s FACE omg so funny
thank you for this gift
OMFG.... I AM DEAD. Thanks You Guys, Now i am CRYING Laugh tears too. OMG, I cant handle Danny cry laughing like that AT ALL. lol!!!
Imagine submitting this knowing how much of a cocktease it'll be lol
1. I absolutely adored seeing Dan's laughing fit 2. I also always find Dan's french-sounding german accent amusing haha
Idk if Dan has ever laughed that hard and it was incredible to witness
I’d commit horrible atrocities for these two idiots 🤣💕 fuck- I haven’t laughed this hard in years!
I scared my cat with how loudly I laughed at the end. Also they should get 1 good ace attorney fic as a treat
Gifted a month to my cuz so he too can experience the joy of Fan Fictionland Storytime Happy Funtime Hour.
I can only hear Big Dog from Giraffe Town as Dan reads for Edgeworth.
PHOENIX IM GAY LETS FUCK - "Miles Edgeworth, 2025"
i love these stories please keep uploading them and in long-longer formats pls and thx
Holy shit the last 5 minutes made this whole month worth it
Seeing Danny literally unable to read through the story because he's laughing so hard is the whole reason I'm a part of the patreon. It was all leading to this.
Best story eva
i literally resubscribed to the patreon to see the end of the fanfic cuz i saw the preview of dan cry laughing on their youtube, god im so glad im back! absolutely worth it (i would rewind, and cry laugh along with him every time omg)
I'm behind on GG rn, but I was just thinking "God they better use Dan cry-laughing as a Patreon promo teaser" and I'm so glad you basically told me they did, what video was it
"clear my search history, my final message, goodbye...."
this made my entire week holy shit
THEY BOTH WERE IN TEARS 🤣
holy shit Dan literally in tears trying to get to that ending was so good dude
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I pay for this extra content *chef’s kiss*
Dan in tears saying “Phoenix… we fucked” was SO FUNNY, I was DYING
And just the fact that's the last line and then credits roll xD That was outstanding!
arins reaction during this fic is probably the most accurate thing i’ve seen, i too lay in bed screaming “I DONT CARE” while reading my nightly fic when all of the sudden side characters i don’t give a fuck about show up.
But isn’t that just what playing a Phoenix Wright game is all about?
This fanfic is basically anti-humor but for smut lmao.
The ending had me wheezing
I shat my pants, dude
I LIVE FOR THESE
Man Dan losing it lol!
What a journey
Well, I knew that was the ending, but...Dan losing it was what made it so funny. Soon as he started cry-laughing, I knew I was right and was laughing too. This is why I subscribe. Worth it.
Where can I read this?
Well, one could say that the author was intentionally “edging” us all until the end 🤣
Nothing shows pure Joy than Arin kicking his bare feet from laughing so hard.
Arin really speed running the average fanfiction enjoyer’s story arc in this one.
My chest hurts so badly trying not to wake up my roommates with my laughter oh my god
I gave my best friend a subscription for 4 months for his Christmas gift, it has been the BEST listening to these and talking about it w him.
"Has it all been worth it?" Holy shit, yes.
...giving him a look that said 'You're such a dumbass.' "You're such a dumbass," she said. Peak literature.
why are they zoomed in so much of the time? i just wanna see both my boys enjoying these masterpieces
Hearing that final line in Dan's trademark Edgeworth voice was so fucking good
Holy fucking shit, please don't ever stop making these videos, it's just way too damn funny
Arin (and me) for the majority of this video: JUST. SOMETHING. HAPPEN!!!! 😅😂
Dan being in tears at the end made it all worth it.
Danny sob laughing had me crying laughing along with him 🤣
Will there be Phoenix we fucked merch
So what is the Edge worth? 🤔
and the moral of the story is, its perfectly normal and acceptable to bring your dom to court as long as they are on the prosecution
In the finale I couldnt help but crylaugh along with them. Thank you for this, it's truly a gift back.
SOMEONE SEND THESE MEN SOME SMUT!!!!! arins anticipation is so real bless his heart
I wonder if the Goofy/Pete fanfic that they never finished would've had some actual smut. 🤔 I was really looking forward to the conclusion of that one!
❤️
"Phoenix, we fucked" goes even harder than the triple-punch of "dumbledumb," "you fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her," and "shouted (?)"
Yes, what episode was that again?
i love that arin is giving this one serious invested criticism because he wants phoenix and edgeworth together for real
Arin is the Vox Republica
Arin's desperate anger that no one was fucking yet is palpable lol
Will they continue My Inner Life?
I am so happy for the return of Dan's voices for these characters. The cut to Maya being like WHAT after the whole Dick on top bit killed me. Also, as frustrating as those middle bits are, this author really nailed the pacing of a Phoenix Wright game- they are INTERMINABLE and have vast swaths of boredom punctuated by hilarity, and in that way they truly captured the tone. Dan crying about the last line just brought it all home. A masterpiece.
hell yeah, fanfic enrichment time
Today we learned the power of the simple phrase, "Phoenix, we fucked." , to bring two grown-ass men to their knees.
It was Arin kicking his feeties that did it for me xD
I really expected more dick jokes
Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's wasting of our goddamn fucking time
FRANZISKA MENTIONED!!!!!
Pov your skip the miles and phoenix stuff because you unironically ship them lol
“What the shit?”
YESSS PHOENIX TIGHT IS BACK
I clicked so fast