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September 24, 2026

Ep. 269 - chatting with zeke [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - scoville

  • 00:00:10 - zeke!!

  • 00:01:15 - what is a scoville

  • 00:03:23 - this spicy shit serious

  • 00:05:51 - hop on ARAM mayhem

  • 00:11:00 - working at riot

  • 00:12:13 - the lore behind the staff

  • 00:14:00 - dapping up

  • 00:19:10 - nick claims the staff

  • 00:20:00 - the aftermath of the fries episode

  • 00:23:50 - zeke and nick talking about battle rap

  • 00:26:16 - aiden & lud sent songs for us

  • 00:32:13 - nicks bonus song

  • 00:33:03 - the nick & zeke mixtape

  • 00:34:05 - DJing

  • 00:42:10 - nicks montage

  • 00:43:10 - the praising slime segment

  • 00:51:55 - can a podcast be "the best piece of media"?

  • 00:55:35 - chasing the life goal project

  • 00:57:40 - getting older

  • 01:01:01 - getting on the finasteride

  • 01:03:30 - working as a social media manager current day

Comments (92)

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Dr. Jay · October 28, 2026

going through the backlog and I can't believe I missed the release of the Zeke episode. that's my fucking GOAT

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Brenin · October 18, 2026

Aiden doing that mid dinner is crazy

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Paul Persaud · October 13, 2026

Dubstep finally mentioned

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Jolene · October 10, 2026

'i'm a summer ant and i'm just following the sweetness' is permanently a part of my lexicon

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Nate G · October 7, 2026

I have no where to put this so here it is. I had a dream about the yard and Slime was bantering about Clav. Now.. I dont know what Clav looks like, never cared to, so in my dream he just looks like Joe Bart

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Aiden Brown · October 5, 2026

Fucking listening to them talk about balding as your balding hurts

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Slowepoke · October 5, 2026

About the this bit is the funniest thing ever convo, for me when i think of praise for the show it is actually like that, its that the bit was so funny not necessarily the whole thing in all the episodes. However, when i show someone the clip then they dont usually find it very funny, and i think its because they havent watched the last 100 episodes of the yard as i have and they dont have the context for the bit. E.g. all of the nickball / medallion / pyramid games were some of the funniest episodes for me but to someone whos never seen the show they probably arent. Same for the Nick Yingling / Kelby jokes, because The Kelby has been this mysterious, faceless, made up figure for the past 3 months is what makes the bit funny to me and that cannot be done outside of something like a sitcom, and it needs the previous many episodes to accumulate. Trying to say that making the funniest bit is like finding gold and you can be the goat for it, while the podcast style maybe makes it lesser in someones eyes because of the volume of speaking and because its not carefully crafted as say a comedy tv show, but it allows for things like this. Its also very parasocial and creeps me out when i try to tell my gf about this funny bit i heard this week and i catch myself talking about you guys like i know you which is insane, but if it was a bit from friends i wouldnt feel that way idk man.

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Sara · October 3, 2026

my brothers, the Denny's tumblr/twitter person is in your vicinity lol she's an LA comedian named Sarah Schauer. She used to live with Brittany Broski so I'm sure you could get in touch with her. Could be fun to talk to her about those things!!

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Aidan B Nouss · October 1, 2026

as a fellow coloradan hes right

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Ryan Strodtbeck · October 1, 2026

Nick, will you please finish the song for us

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kron · September 30, 2026

What a cool guy

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ayden black · September 30, 2026

Zeke is awesome, much better than that atrioc guy and even that Dave Dave guy

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Logan Bearry · September 29, 2026

To contextualize what a fan means when they say this show is “the funniest thing they’ve ever seen”, you guys are essentially an internet era always sunny. The cumulation of every bit made just talking (in the bar for always sunny and in the yard for you) and the extended bits following outside the norm, whether it be the beat off, the rockathon, the Doug Doug challenge, or D&D, have all coalesced into “The Yard” which makes you guys more similar to a show than a podcast in a lot of ways. It’s why I always watch the video instead of listening to the audio only because there’s a missing element that just isn’t there with most other podcasts. Love your work boys.

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Jeezer · September 29, 2026

Lud went so crazy my lord

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AJ Lange · September 29, 2026

I thought zeke was Australian this whole fucking time ahahahahahah

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Nathan Aquino · September 29, 2026

didn’t think i’d hear conversation about the bass capital today. shoutout lost lands

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Edan · September 28, 2026

With Peace and Love Nick accolade doesn’t have an L after the A 💔

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Nick · September 28, 2026

fuck you slime there's NO widow's peak i will have hair forever

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Kiss Me Already · September 28, 2026

the harmonizing while singing gay porn was beautiful

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Samuel Grant · September 28, 2026

lol I only know of Zeke from the original wine about it x yard episode where QT made the couples quizzes and he was zipper 4

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fruite · September 28, 2026

What else would you expect from tha joker? Clownin

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Jtag · September 28, 2026

Genuinely significantly better ep than the main.

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oktina · September 28, 2026

These guys got great chemistry... they should have a podcast

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Kalikona Keliihoomalu · September 27, 2026

Chicken jockey was maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard slime say

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Ross Dafodil · September 27, 2026

wow he really looks like hobo johnson

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Nick Santana · September 27, 2026

Lud's vibrato is crazy that boy can sing

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Jacob Morrison · September 27, 2026

w goons

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Bob Taint · September 27, 2026

Long live the gold nova globetrotters

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Brody · September 27, 2026

Any time there’s a Dawson, Miles, or (Finally) Zeke guest ep, it just shoots me back to religiously listening to bad melee and a time where I was much less stressed. Good goons.

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Alex · September 27, 2026

I think my favourite bit ever from this podcast is slime going to prehistoric EDC

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Cashew · September 27, 2026

please set time aside to make the mixtape

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Keegan · September 26, 2026

if this is a Zeke soft-launch i’m deeply about it.

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Jame · September 26, 2026

Listening to this from downtown Sacramento, feeling disappointed about that

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Andy Hackett · September 26, 2026

I can see why they like Zeke, I immediately like Zeke lol

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Alex Meiller · September 26, 2026

I get feeling the injustice when getting credit for being the funny guy even tho you yoinked the bit / other people did it funnier, but sometimes you just are that guy. And you have to hold that. Plus Nick's mom thinks you're funny and there's nothing he can do about it

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Jamie Hauken · September 26, 2026

This episode is another great piece of evidence for the "guys need podcasts to have real conversations"-accusation and a big win for us listeners.

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Alex Meiller · September 26, 2026

I actually think they probably do really well with these convos IRL. I love when they get cerebral so I can take bits and pieces to try and connect with my emotionally stunted friends

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Fraud_Monet · September 26, 2026

I would've sworn the Flux Pavilion song you were thinking of was either Bass Cannon, or that fucking remix of Cracks

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tmk · September 26, 2026

what a great ep zeke is a cool dude

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Jarred · September 26, 2026

Shoutout Thornton Colorado!

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Darcy Malone · September 26, 2026

Mike Okay is coming to the US, y’all gotta scoop him up for the pod 🙏

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See_dubz · September 26, 2026

Singing top tier this episode

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collin alvarado · September 25, 2026

Thornton shoutout is fucking wild lol im at work and bro just shouted out my hometown

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cuddr · September 25, 2026

wilfred is a phenomenal show

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Jason Queen · September 25, 2026

I really appreciate the conversation around devaluing your creative work to yourself because there's a greater thing you want to make. I feel like that's a deep feeling everyone who's worked in a creative field or just pursued creative hobbies before has felt

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FaderTot · September 25, 2026

I'd tune in to a slime FL stu stream

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Ireland Mitchell · September 25, 2026

slimes face the second he clocks nick with the staff

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moody moods · September 25, 2026

Zeke was chill af

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Alex Meiller · September 26, 2026

Turned the silly boys all introspective which is a fun twist. I demand more Zeke now thank you!

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Myriapoda03 · September 25, 2026

i know about pepper X because my mother bought the most evil vile creation ever, pepper X max and cheese. which i do not believe is actually it and im sure it wasn’t as hot but jesus fucking christ a single bite and i tapped out

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awawa · September 25, 2026

god lud ate that shit up

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Shawn · September 25, 2026

Haven’t thought about we do it for fun probably since it came out and yet I somehow know every word still😂

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Dan · September 25, 2026

they don't understand, League is cocaine, aram is crack cocaine, so then somehow those fucks at riot made a pink cocaine with ketamine and caffeine and a fun color with Mayhem, it's just some of the most fun you'll have on the streets, don't mean it's good for you tho.

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CookieMonster · September 25, 2026

What are talking about cinema is by Benny benassi

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Andrew · September 25, 2026

Finally Zipper 4 is on the podcast

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Byron · September 25, 2026

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people that come up to you, especially if they're younger. Just haven't watched as many movies and watches a lot of podcasts and if that's the case it should be a compliment because podcasting isn't exactly easy and saying that you have the best one out of the thousands of hours they may have consumed should be a good barometer art. It will probably take a bit longer to get there but it will

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Edward Ankers · September 25, 2026

yes im uncultured but what was ludwig covering

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Edward Ankers · September 25, 2026

stop liking me and answer bro 😭😭

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fnna · September 25, 2026

Zeke was fun!

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Rob Carlstrom · September 25, 2026

Do they have a single ugly friend?

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Vinjams · September 25, 2026

Yeah it’s Josh. He is charming tho

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Crotchuma · September 25, 2026

I as a Canadian from the coove making it stink everywhere I go who’s been living in England with family every so often for work had the grandslamwhich at a Denny’s recently and it gave me nicks digestive tract

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Leahanne Klabbers · September 25, 2026

unfortunately apart of the people who understood the segment about denver being the bass capital and illenium LOL

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Crotchuma · September 25, 2026

I think slime was there for the first dap like teddy rosevelt at the Panama Canal when it opened I do not hold his opinion on timing as valid

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Crotchuma · September 25, 2026

The patriots might be a little lazy today

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C R Howard · September 25, 2026

network canceled the main ep

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Nathan Ware · September 25, 2026

Wait til he finds out about Arena

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Yanyan · September 25, 2026

shoutout thornton

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Jesse · September 25, 2026

Spice Jesus explained everything nick asked right to him on the episode. Straight up gaming too hard mom, didn’t listen

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Gun · September 25, 2026

Zeke was a sweet treat this episode that I hope we can taste again someday

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Ben Isaacson · September 24, 2026

Colorado mentioned Pog

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Andrew · September 25, 2026

Colorado is mentioned often icl there’s no reason to pog man

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Mav · September 24, 2026

Ludwigs’s singing was so well done, some guys really do have it all

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T W · September 24, 2026

The joker being brought up is amazing. I remember being at football camp in high school just fucking around and rapping those lyrics. Insane pull

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bdog · September 24, 2026

As a Colorado Springs native, we have maybe the greatest collection of DJ Hitlers

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Zeloxus · September 24, 2026

I had to relisten to lud's song like 5 times that shit was beautiful

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jmiester26 _ · September 24, 2026

Hiiii Zeke :)

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Devan · September 24, 2026

The wait to see this fry main ep is killing me

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Emily Workman · September 24, 2026

audio only bad melee fans are happy today

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Phoxal · September 24, 2026

I can’t believe they psyopped (had an earnest conversation) slime out of holding the staff for the rest of the episode

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Shafts · September 24, 2026

This podcast has changed me immensely

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breezie · September 24, 2026

I think about "molly burning" all the time lmao it has entered my lexicon

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Blue Kid · September 24, 2026

I first thought Ludwig was saying gape and got really confused

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Youn_hand · September 24, 2026

premo out before the main ep what has the world gone to

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WawaWarrior · September 24, 2026

It’s been happening more likely than you think

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Zeke Horsman · September 24, 2026

Thanks for having me

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Nick · September 28, 2026

you're awesome on camera, so glad you were on <3

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Coleslawluvr69 · September 24, 2026

“Alkkalade” - Nick

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CC The 17th · September 24, 2026

dude i wish these work always after the normal ep i got spoiled

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JSL · September 25, 2026

Nah, I like the insider knowledge

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Faye852 · September 24, 2026

wahoo!

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Hunter Schwegler · September 24, 2026

Gurt