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September 22, 2026

We're cursed? | Yard D&D ep. 61 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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Jake · October 23, 2026

This episode isnt included in the D&D episodes collection just FYI

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Noah Oliver · September 28, 2026

ehscared in escara was golden, thank you dave

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sawdust · September 26, 2026

who do i throw my money at for the dave react ep?

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Dallas West · September 24, 2026

Dave crossing his fingers at 24:40 is soo VTM:WOD coded

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Luke Forsythe · September 24, 2026

Nick getting yet another melee life steal ability, also Nick: “I’m never going to attack again” Brother.

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kay · September 24, 2026

I wasn't going to comment about it, but since it was brought up this episode, one of my first thoughts as Nick described Mrs. Pawg was about how much misogyny exists on the show as a bit constantly, and her character was a very extreme example.

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EB · September 24, 2026

Introduces mega spider character > webs are super flammable > jizz

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Will · September 24, 2026

Okay so i genuinely really like the series, its a great story. BUT it would be better if the main trait of almost every female character wasnt sex?

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analogman · September 24, 2026

I can think of literally only one, so who are you referring to?

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Will Wright · September 23, 2026

nicks shirt is insane lmao

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steezfm · September 23, 2026

why does nick metagame so much like mentioning that “dave wants this to happen”

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rita · September 23, 2026

why are all the natural 20's reserved for butt chugging or whatever

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NessaroseDyer · September 23, 2026

An actual woman here: Haven't seen the post but I genuinely have never had an issue with how the guys interact with women in the D&D show. Like, they are playing soldiers that have had limited interactions with women, so it makes sense that they're misogynistic and it's obviously indicated that they are being assholes when they do it. In stories you can show things that aren't tasteful but have the other characters and the setting show that it's unusual and wack, which is not just Dave's doing but the boys do it themselves often. Their characters have had growth over the eps, just look at Georg's latest interaction with Shozie (can't remember how to spell her name 🥲). Also, Mrs. Pawg was elite, I was so mad when Nick killed her off that I decided that I want to run a D&D character of my own based off of her.

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Jake · September 23, 2026

Mmmm interesting. I think there’s a parallel to the conservative/MAGA, racist, and sexist jokes Ludwig got hammered on for recently. The joke is that he’s playing an asshole with these exaggerated socially conservative views, and people who watch him regularly understand that. But I do think that kind of humor can muddy the waters around what his actual politics are, especially for people who are only tangentially aware of him. The character can be obvious from inside the audience while looking much more ambiguous from outside it. For some people the irony is no longer really serving its purpose . Like another woman’s comment above in this thread gets at the other side of it. She seems to understand the irony and that the characters are intentionally crass, but still finds the repeated sexualization of women annoying and exhausting. Which I find fair as well.

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Liam Flynn · September 23, 2026

Does Leonis still have his cloak of displacement

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Danz · September 23, 2026

With slime's new ability to damage liars, I now need him to somehow get Asherah, the goddess that only tells truths, to lie. I really want him to challenge her to a 1v1 in 2 truths 1 lie. Cinema

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Mo0t · September 23, 2026

That would be so sick dude

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LemonSlater · September 23, 2026

Idk if this is similar to the post Aiden mentioned early on but as a long time podcast listener and woman, I am getting pretty fed up with how the women in the campaign are characterized/described and it’s getting tiring. At the extreme end, I feel like almost every female character is objectified or sexualized, and I know that most of the characters are overall, but it stands out to me more and it just does feel different given our real world *society* (which I do think is cringe to say but true). I also think the men usually have other or more characteristics/memorable parts to them alongside the crassness, & less so for the women in the story. But also on the simpler side, I’ve noticed that every female character is always described with adjectives like beautiful, vs the men being described just with their relatively neutral appearance traits (as in no value ascribed to it). Obviously there’s also the extremes of rolling for their hotness, which rubbed me the wrong way, but it just also happens pretty subconsciously in which each new female character’s attractiveness level is always commented on or decided. Whether it’s described positively or negatively, it’s just tiring when appearance matters so much less for men and ultimately it’s not always needed. It doesn’t really matter if Sarah is attractive bc she’s a cool undead angel but then it’s repeated over and over again how *breathtaking* she is. I truly don’t feel like yall mean to do anything sexist and don’t want to be too critical, but I’ve rarely felt this way listening to the main pod and it’s something that’s been harder and harder for me to ignore in D&D. TLDR: Not Drama/Cancelling, it’s intentionally comedically crass, but women just aren’t always beautiful, busty, hot or need to be created/described/treated that way. Feels gross. :/

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Jake · September 23, 2026

Good balanced take and solid criticism imo. After scrolling through a few of “as a white man, I think this is bad” takes. I was trying to find what issues at least one woman had with it to understand what does and doesn’t bother them and this is insightful. I’m sure there’s also a fair bit of variation among women listeners too but still useful to get a coherent take on it. Edit: I see another comment from a woman at the bottom that has no issue with it for example.

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TBarnsey · September 23, 2026

NOT FINISHED YET BUT I SURE HOPE RATS BACK

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TBarnsey · September 23, 2026

No rat :(

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Gorcsol.a.hasam · September 23, 2026

Dave be like, “Look guys you’ve been gifted +3 levels… now let me introduce you to a proper team this time with a tank, dps and a healer. Have fun!”

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Phiash · September 23, 2026

TK F 1:26:33

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jonas lilley · September 23, 2026

they’re level 12?!? who wants to bet on aidens new ranger spells looking like a) a bluey mist or b) a bluey and greeney mist

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tevin schill · September 23, 2026

Doesn't stonebeard have that zone of truth that sankoffa used early on in the series. How much would have changed if he used it.

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GALACTIFY · September 23, 2026

I thought just Sankoffa used it that one time, does Stonebeard have that?

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Danimal · September 23, 2026

Stonebeards new rage instantly reminded me of the kid from sky high who could turn into rocks

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Danimal · September 23, 2026

Holy shit Aiden just brought up sky high I’m a fucking visionary

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remugero · September 23, 2026

Great episodes 👍

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awftin · September 23, 2026

Dawg wtf will Tuesdays even mean to me when I show up to the trough and the slop is all gone

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aple_sto · September 23, 2026

i can't drop dick off until the curse is lifted

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CJ Bingman · September 23, 2026

In my head, Roan is Faze Adapt does anyone else feel this way

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Alex Nielsen · September 23, 2026

omg the spider drow lady's art is so pretty

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fästemö · September 23, 2026

this is like the 4th time they've rolled for penis

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analogman · September 23, 2026

me in real life every few years when i get out the ruler

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analogman · September 23, 2026

I knew the huge level up was coming when he said they'd been cursed/would lift the curse, but I didn't want it to be true because I know it means it's endgame endgame :(

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JozNski · September 23, 2026

Im very sad thinking that lifting this curse, narratively speaking, is just giving them the last buff to beat the final boss bc the yard dnd is reaching a conclusion 🥹 And the fucking vampire queen is about to be on screen! We're so close, and it sucks to be nearing the end.

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Cross Johansen · September 22, 2026

"i wasnt in this time, i couldnt do the crime"

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analogman · September 23, 2026

if the time dont fit, you must acquit

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Ress · September 22, 2026

I swear ludwig likes sabotaging their journey 😭

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GALACTIFY · September 23, 2026

I feel like by the time he gets to DnD he's burnt out, and the quickest way to make it interesting is to be like "aaahhhh fuckin, I put the gun in my mouth, Dave."

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L · September 22, 2026

The pause frame as Aiden and Slime realize it’s a master oogway quote and nick and Dave are totally bought in is so fucking funny

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Nathan Marquez · September 22, 2026

Anyone know what paladin oath Georg is?

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4toomany · September 22, 2026

I have very little artistic ability, can someone draw Georg vs tahm kench but George’s shell is going super sayain because he has no hair

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GALACTIFY · September 23, 2026

Which enemy is tahm kench in this scenario

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Dragau4 · September 22, 2026

Slime's ability to hit nat 20s at probably the best time both story wise and player wise is unreal and should be studied... Honestly feels like his nat 20s are never wasted

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CJ Bingman · September 23, 2026

similarly, aiden’s ability to absolutely fuck everything with his nat 1s is uncanny

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Dragau4 · September 22, 2026

It's funny that the show was supposed to last 60 ep, and I feel like the past few ep Lud has been doing insane snap decision that could end everything almost like he wants it to be over, but honestly? that's just the Stonebeard way lol

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Pineapple Scuddleduck · September 22, 2026

Leaving a comment as a white guy... They're definitely right about the women characters. Ms. Pawg truly is indefensible.

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NessaroseDyer · September 23, 2026

Leaving a comment as a white girl, I loved Mrs. Pawg 🤷‍♀️

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D · September 22, 2026

Ohhh, so that's why the campaign is called the vampire queen, because they were supposed to talk to Kokette like 50 episodes ago

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C0sm1cH4z3 · September 22, 2026

Awesome shirt Nick.

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Eric Gordon · September 22, 2026

what's the over under on them remembering to equip Lucille to stonebeards character sheet

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Nyk Q · September 22, 2026

I imagine when Roan levels up all of the cigarettes on his chain just simultaneously ignite, he takes a quick wiff, then they go out before burning off any of that sweet elven herb

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dennymafia · September 22, 2026

Yummy sausage time😋

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Austin Kraff · September 22, 2026

Captions said “cocaine stringa” and I felt that

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Sil Verkade · September 23, 2026

Thats what i call the guy from The Wire

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Max Jenkins · September 22, 2026

One piece manga enjoyers and yard DND fans are eating good, with so much peak coming out every week

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Tris · September 22, 2026

My tuseday has been saved!

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D1srvpts · September 22, 2026

WE WON THE WAR WE GET DAVE’S REACTION

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Jamie Hauken · September 22, 2026

So excited for it coming out

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Jamie Hauken · September 22, 2026

I was not emotionally ready for "I can speak with plants now."

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Mason · September 22, 2026

Oh baby a triple

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Bird · September 22, 2026

"you wouldnt make a paphlet"

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Jamie Hauken · September 22, 2026

Turning the negative moments into positives was really touching.

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Dallin Stoddard · September 22, 2026

I'm ngl, I seen that post that Aiden was talking about and kinda pushed it off, but then I heard Mrs Pog and thought "a badass mom that is reinventing herself, cool" and then got immediately sexualized and I was like "yeah maybe that post was accurate"

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jonas lilley · September 22, 2026

mrs pawg lowkey ruined listening to slimes dm eps. i gave up on them after 30min

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David Harper · September 22, 2026

Usually I’m a few hours into work by the time this comes out, seeing the notif before even getting there is heavenly

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Bake Mo · September 22, 2026

Downloading this for the flight cheers fellas

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BradDeA · September 22, 2026

Where’s the Dave react being posted I need too see it

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Liam McManamon · September 22, 2026

Absolutely needed

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Kyle Valley · September 22, 2026

Our slop came at breakfast instead of lunch LFG!

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Alrightman · September 22, 2026

I was just asking myself how a sausage is made, thank god this came out

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AustiBear · September 22, 2026

Who ready for a fresh, warm sausage?

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Jamie Hauken · September 22, 2026

I have exactly the time to watch this on full today, I have been blessed!

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rudy · September 22, 2026

I’m sorry??? DnD at a crisp 11:29am. Yeah I’m eating good today.

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Faye852 · September 22, 2026

wahoo!

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Cain · September 22, 2026

Here for my weekly wahoo!

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Mason Amore · September 22, 2026

Cursed with a long jawn

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Arielle · September 22, 2026

Long jawn silvers, I’m ordering that Mrs.Pawg Fish Special

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Aiden Taggart · September 22, 2026

Damn, this one’s out EARLY

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M40A3 Redditor · September 22, 2026

WOAH