We let Slime DM this episode | Yard D&D ep. 55 (Early Access)

Once again, women yard listeners deserve Purple Hearts💀💀

ludwigs fucking face at 1:06:23

I almost died laughing when Nick said that he was excited to play such a complex character in the after show

Awesome that they got Will Neff to voice Damascus for this one, this must have been a big role for him to land

Deadass I cannot for the life of me remember that the nerd fucker is Ludwig, he starts speaking out of character and I’m like oh yeah Ludwig is here. Also is nick a woman what is going on at this point?

Misses P’awg being an elf in their 50s would be a young elf, all things considered LOL

The best aftershow in the yard DND history tbh.

I love how Aiden does a character for like maybe 5 minutes and then from that point on you can feel Harry slowly slipping away lol

Graduated from SMEGMA magna cum laude

Triple E?? Nick is turning George’s drawing of Horizon into a real person

I really wish they would reconsider randomly throwing apostrophes into name spellings. You cannot convince me Fuqs’haq is pronounced “shack” and not “ssihhak”

im ready for the sausage master

God a long slime dm campaign would be so awesome

Lowkey slimes DM session was better than Ludwig's 🫢 I'm sorry I had to say it

this ep is streets ahead of

such a good ep 1

I spent way too long thinking about the physics of Mrs. P’awg’s g-string

Genuinely I think Charcuterie severely changed Nick forever

Slime is very good at DMing. The way he gave everyone space while holding a good pace is impressive to pick up intuitively. I want to see a whole Slime DM season. I think if he grinded DMing like Tekken, he could be a GOAT.

We gotta get that archer guy from youtube shorts on mrs. Pawg’s g string bow im curious to see if it will work in real life

Nick been real pornbrained as of late

I'm so glad after 55 episodes we finally go a picture of the drawings in the notes😭

is that the premier of a DnD aftershow?? if not where can i find the rests

W slime DM

Loved everything about this episode besides whatever the fuck Nick is doing. Others have already said it but feels like a character a super horny 12 year old would come up with. Excited for her to die. Slime did a great job as DM though, especially yes and-ing all the wild shit from Nick.

Petor went on to teach Generals Corn Base and Corn Flake after graduating SMEGMA

shoutout to kyle shields and the weapon

50 minutes in and I just noticed Lud has no shirt on

petor julio ricardo montoya de la chancla ramirez

Petor is my favorite character of Ludwig's so far between all the NPCs and his regular character.

tell your character artist to make that sketch in nick's notebook official NOW

On the outside he’s an effortlessly cool guy with a killer Borat impression, but on the inside, he’s the most breathtaking woman you’ve ever known.

What a callback lol rip webwipe

So Tennela’s national anthem has the line “country of my father” but it is also a Matriarchy

They just put in an age cap for college sports, you get 5 years of eligibility starting with your freshman year or when you turn 19, whichever comes first.

Smegma Fi

If next female characters weren't so overtly sexual, he would probably start getting egg accusations

Not a goddam thing could've prepared me for Nick's drawing of the g-string bow

thank you Dave for getting rid of Jared Leto, you have done the lords work

genuinely some of the best weeks in recent memory to be a paypig

Ludwig's best work

Big thanks to the artists for NOT rendering Mrs P’awg. With the details nick outlined she would look fucking hellish

another crazy day as a lady yard listener

Mcnexus predating “the nexus”, does that mean its branded, are they working for the staples international military organisation

aiden you're allowed to play a big guy. you know that right?

Nick has gotten so bored of not playing rone he's just devolved to making a gag porn character. Can't wait for her to die next ep as is tradition for his side characters

I dont know if I've ever been more excited for another episode of the yard d&d

Yeah ima need some Mrs. P'awg fanart immediately

Fuck yesssssssss

please, Lord Dave, dont ever let Nick be DM 🙏😭. idk if my sanity would survive

Slime: This is an academy for troubled youths Nick: I’m a woman in her 50s Classic Nick

This is actually awesome smile could be a really good dm

Gods honest truth, I was grievously injured and I am actively battling seasonal allergies. While bedridden, I’ve been anticipating enjoying some legally distinct sausage making among friends on no other platform than the Patreon.

Can you even show that drawing on youtube

I just had one of my players that's been with us a few weeks now say he wanted to try DMing a little one shot. He said afterwards that he knows how I feel when he decides to do silly little stuff with big consequences (like talk shit to the guards) and how it feels for a party to completely miss an event he had planned. Every player should run at least a few games with people they're comfortable with so they know what we have to go through xD

kinda a hard watch today between mrs p’awg and mrs chancla from nick tbh. my gf and i really love all their stuff with this campaign so far but this ep is making me cringe and making her not want to listen. i get it’s meant to be funny but felt a little bottom of the barrel.

FUCK YESS

Even a demon shows respect to Mrs Pawg

Every woman Nick plays is very horny... and man... and tree. I think Nick gets D&D

I would lay my life down for Madam P’awg

W

W expansion of the acid cannon lore

I never thought I needed to see a "G-string bow" in a game of DnD but I was thoroughly MISTAKEN.

Ooh, the Motherland: Fort Salem unit system

Thank god, Nick's finally playing a girl. Thought he'd never try it.

Nick living up to his misogynist of the group rep

ms. pawg thick as shit oml 😭😭

Just started the episode, can’t wait for Mrs. P’awg to die in 55 minutes

Slime’s DMing was excellent, loved the little decisions like letting lud roll for his strength to wield the greatsword, adding the d6 dmg for the nut shot

Mrs P'awg got me acting unwise

I’ll miss Mrs. P. Awg😔

nick becoming the step mother he hates so much

a chin like jay leno made me howl. hes an artist really

Nick will never beat the misogynist allegations

In theory, Tom Brady can enroll at whatever college is near him and be the greatest college football player of all time

Misses P'awg is legit just my mother's cousin on my grandad's side, legit 3+ kids, divorced useless man that became a stay at home leech, back to college in her fifties, Nick is incredible at this

Mrs. P'Awg aiming with her brown eye apparently

there was a fucking around convo lebron james had maybe a few years ago about going to OSU to play on the football team because he hadn't gone to college so I think it's possible

Slime was electric holy can’t wait to find out how Mrs P’awg dies My prediction? Direct impact by artillery

Damn Ms. P’awg I can see it from the front

With peace and love to the boys, the ludwig/slime DM episodes that i have enjoyed do really highlight how insanely good BDW is at his job. as someone who's dabbled in the content creator DND space since the Penny Arcade audio podcasts, I can't imagine anyone else doing a better job of leading this group than BDW now. excited for the return to the main story cliffhanger

slime was always meant to play the daemons

missus p'awg is crazy work. nick was meant for that role

Nick is ovulating this episode

Anyone else have delayed audio

Ludwig’s traps big as hell

God i hope Mrs. P’awg dies a grisly death

If it wasn’t for thick and thin, this would be nicks horniest episode.

Yess they finally showed us what they’ve been drawing!.. and oh boy nick DREW

Holy he is horny today

Slime at the helm? a fitting 8/11

I like how everyone's playing a character archetype they don't usually do: Ludwig's playing a nerd, Nick's playing a woman..., Then there's Aiden

I actually really liked how Slime handled the dm'ing. I think the raw simplicity of 3 fresh faced soldiers that do 4 damage on the high end having a genuine struggle against a presumably tier one demon was actually surprisingly enthralling. W Slime Anders

once again being a female viewer is insane because no one has ever called a bra size "triple E" brother that is an I cup

It’s a shame that the war took The Weapon away from Falco. They were gonna change the world together

McNexus being around at this time, one of the longest lasting establishments in the world

The boys should definitely keep up with running their own one shots after the campaign ends. This shit is 🔥

MRS PAWG????

EL CARNAL IN THE FUCKING HAWWTT SEAT. MAKE IT STINK IN THERE BABY

wahoo!

One for the ages

(:

Can we goon much higher?

Mrs P'Awg is kinda awesome

i love mrs. p’awg i hope nothing bad happens to her

Man, I love the SMEGMA!

another Nick character to inevitably die in a horrific fashion lets gooooo

oh how I can't wait to see what happens today

S.M.E.G.M.A. is a very prestigious university

Mrs. P'awg lemme treat you right

Dm looking like a cutie patootie

green

#ProudToBeSmegma

I love when they make real people from their lives into characters

Can’t wait for this episode to be Slime just killing Ludwig with a gun, in DnD of course

Mythical goons

Omg

Forbidden Goons

Making me love tuesdays

DAVE CONVINCED HIM

Clicked the second I saw the title

Heellll yeah glad it’s Tuesday

Lfg

legendary goons

Insert adjective refresh pull

YES