Ep. 260 - the search for Linda [AUDIO]

I am a CPA and I really enjoyed the first 5 minutes of this episode.

Can we please get eskay on the yard

This is an odd place to ask this question but I don’t know where else to ask it but does anyone know if the yard boys have some kind of public address? My fiancée and I are sending out wedding invites to famous people we like and it would be sick to send them one even if they’d think it’s cringe

They definitely say "gangland style shooting" in The equalizer. Not "gangnam style"

Did I mandela the rock story

adin the flex offender

Holding in a fart so long it goes back up is like smothering an old friend with a pillow

Wait Nick drop the Letterbox so we can follow

Talking about plane farts is the yard bingo free space

Me and my friends walked to the store and bought danimals and on the way back were just leaving empty danimals bottles on peoples' cars and shit lol. I'm also friends with a guy who would constantly mildly vandalize the school at night with his friends at the time. There was egg on the 2nd story window for like an entire year and one day they finally cleaned it. Next day, egg right back on the window. Teenage boys are just kind of evil lmfao

I remember stealing cool expo markers in elementary school and then found out that the teacher would buy those out of pocket and that was one of the first times feeling true empathy at a young age so i never stole from a teacher again

I don’t understand what happened with the cat and the stream like even a little bit

ludwig would probably be a really good high school teacher i think he would adjust to the workload, im not really sure he could be a professor considering he cheated his way through an english degree at Arizona State University and professors have PhDs but i guess you never know

yippee!!!

the late night premiums are always so money. “I could go fart near her and see if she reacts” had me chucklin

Those bugs that look like giant mosquitos are actually called crane flies, they are also nicknamed mosquito hawks. They eat mosquitos and are harmless to people

be careful with keeping new pets together, linda and yingling might be getting into territorial disputes

Please update us on linda as soon as possible

Tbf, SU looked exhausting and nothing like a vacation despite the funny clips

as someone who lost an arm wrestling match during my social service as a high school teacher, it’s actually chill if you’re a good sport about it, they just hype up the guy who did it for a bit

I've never looked at a mosquito stain like that. Inherently it's soft and maybe a little pussy-like, but good awareness of the blood borne risk. Though I do NOT regret all the past foes I have felled with my bare hands for it is only the consequence of victory.

I’m so glad they found Linda I’m excited to be invited to the wedding 😌

*They/them pronouns for Mikan

These stories bro holyyyy

Finally a good day at work

primo dropped first hmm

wahoo!