Ep. 229 Premium - We psychoanalyse Kelby [VIDEO]

This is basic but Saturday -> Friday -> Thursday -> Sunday -> Tuesday -> Monday -> Wednesday

I agree with slimes Thursday opinions because Thursday symbolizes hope

I used to be a security supervisor at a casino; we wouldn't kick people off of tables or out of the establishments for counting cards (unless they were using a device to do so, then that is illegal) due to you can just count sub consciously, it generally makes sense to think about the statistic of the next card dealt. Normally your dealer would just call random shuffles. IF you had somebody in cahoots with you on the table counting shuffles then both people would be banned.

After this ep I think Kelby might just be autistic

Can't wait for the day where Kelby makes an appearance on the show and he's just a completely normal person 🤣

You know whats worse than that sunday feeling of dread, the last day of your holidays before you got back to work/school it's like the mega boss of sundays.

I went to a special education highschool and the way Slime makes fun of Kelby reminds me of the way the higher functioning autistic kids would make fun of the lower functioning autistic kids, usually to make themselves feel better about the ostracization and lack of power they felt in district school.

I fw Thursday heavy, that’s payday for me, plus I work on a bar so Friday and Saturday are miserable no good rotten days sometimes and I usually get Thursday off Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Wednesday Monday Tuesday

Saturday Thursday Friday Sunday Wednesday Monday Tuesday Commenting on a Tuesday as well, Nick is real for putting it at the bottom

slime I agree with you on EVERYTHING you said about the days of the week, took the words right out of my mouth. Thursday is so special because it is the most anticipatory day. The whole day, everyone knows that its abt to be friday and the weekend, and so its a day that is supercharged with hope and excitement. Saturday is the only day that beats it out.

Thursday has magical energy especially in college. Just a beautiful wild card of a day. Sunday gives the most existential dread but is a goated gym or last minute work day.

Random but used the phrase unspoken social contract in an argument with my friends about staggering during a Val queue. It was a perfect explanation of why it’s rude and a waste of people’s time to just leave the message on read when directly tagged. They left it on read again.

Why do they release on Thursday?

Does anyone have a clip of/know which episode Nick does that Jewelry ad read that Slime thought was really funny? I can't recall that happening and wanna watch it

Thursday absolutely has vibes, was thinking the same damn thing before it left bro’s mouth

So exciting to know that Nick is now aware of Shotzzy

Just now listening but I gotta admit, my week ranking is Sat., Fri., Thurs., Tue., Sun., Wed., Mon.

What’s insane is his week tier list is perfect

my asian mom said that since I'm born on a monday that red is an unlucky color for me (ex. don't buy a red car), could be valuable info for slime

its funny because if lud told the stream the real reason (or any other reason really), they would still hate on sllime. So him saying that its chats fault, people would hate on them less. The haters with even a tiny bit of self awareness might even realize, that its their fault so they might not even comment/post etc on it more. So genius move by him honestly

Man, I wish 4k to punt. I'd throw it in a broad index fund

1. Saturday - Full day off, Monday dread is far enough away. 2. Friday - 5PM goated. start of the weekend. Still have to work though. 3. Sunday - Monday dread too strong to fully enjoy. Still have full day off. 4. Thursday - Looking forward. Friday/the weekend 5. Wednesday - Nothing good about Wednesday. But better than Mon/Tue. 6. Monday - Fuck monday but at least I'm well rested from the weekend. 7. Tuesday - Early in the work week. Not well rested from work yesterday.

Dudes without jobs talking bout how fridays are good because it means the weekend💀

Thursday was a goated back in college it was like a second Friday that came first

I won’t leave a whole ranking because who has time for that, but for me personally, slime is absolutely right about Thursdays. However, my reason is because I work ten hour days, making it functionally a second Friday. Boys, let me tell you, two Saturdays is the way to go.

Is that Nick with a jubilee date just? if so thats sick carnal

I work a 4 day week so I would just put Friday at #1 and leave the rest where they were.

Sunday on the same tier as Monday is insanity. You have to work on Monday which instantly makes it worse.

My days off are Friday/Saturday. So Sunday is Monday, my Saturday feels like a Sunday but you get the morning, Thursday feels like a Friday so it’s goated. Tuesdays feels awful though. Best to worst, Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Wednesday-Sunday-Monday-Tuesday

Park Chan wook is the goat

Thursday is goated you look forward to the weekend or friday night but you don't have the baggage of if it went bad or not. If you have a long weekend thursday instantly becomes the friday equivalent but long weekends have way high odds of good vibes than a normal weekend. Friday is close but way easier to have a friday ruined by having a huge mountain of work dropped on you or to have not as great of a night out than expected

as someone who works weekends... friday > thursday > saturday > wednesday > sunday > tuesday > monday

On Thursdays I feel like I have potential

one point to thursday over friday is that very often your deadlines will be set on a friday but almost never a thursday

I've told my wife for YEARS that Thursday is S tier day of the week. I'm so validated man. Nick's explanation of how it's noon which may as well be 7pm hit like therapy.

Spotify has been making their own AI songs for the last 2 years and immediately putting them in the top of their playlists. They're still in a few lawsuits for it. It used to be mainly lofi, study, background music but now that AI is better they've created a few "artists" as well

If you shit on a cop there blowing your shit clean of then looking for the nearest dog to execute

I'm crying I thought the beginning was their ben shapiro impressions

AI overview: Unemployed guys discuss the merit of "days" in context of being children.

Tuesday is worse than Monday

i'm with slime, i was gonna comment on friday's recurring pressure and then he himself exposes it for the vibes monster it really is.

The skater Slime is thinking of is Mark Gonzales. Specifically the video is called “7 hours with mark”. It’s a dvd extra from the skate video Krooked Kronichles.

Slime asking what’s different between him and Kelby: just an educated guess from watching 200+ episodes… slime is Autistic plus adhd. It sounds like Kelby is autistic. Kelby is trying to explain things but everyone interprets his actions as excuses. Or in this case Kelby tried to interact with his friends using relating experiences.

I do think you guys have a platform to espouse your side here and my boy kelbo just in Canada without a voice smh

Slime so right about Thursday

I completely agree with Slime’s rankings and i’ve never felt more seen before

stripper here Sundays are goated (club is closed) Wednesdays should be illegal (club is dead)

the most earnest “friday comes with a lot of caveats” slime is goat man

No Other Choice was a great movie and everyone should watch it when it releases fully

1. Thursday - I’ve literally never had a bad day on Thursday, my daughter was born and that’s one of the best days of my life. And if you have Friday off Thursday gets all the vibes of Friday. 2. Saturday - goated day that you can do anything on. 3. Friday - You’re finally done with work and the weekends started. 4. Wednesday - half way done with the week and you can start to see the light at the end of the tunnel 5. Monday - could be hit or miss depending on how your weekend was. 6. Sunday - Sunday is just reverse Friday and the looming dread of having to go back to work ruins the whole vibe. 7. Tuesday - You’re too close from coming back from the weekend and too far from starting the weekend.

Watching 3 guys who make 10x my annual salary argue about which work day is the worst opened up a new type of suffering i didn’t think existed

Nick and Aiden have a warped idea of how week days should be ranked because they don't work normal jobs.

Thursday is top 3 because you're so hyped for Friday. It's 2 or 3 universally.

All this talk of Kelby on the patreon, when really he should teach the LS lads and nick yingling business

i’m an at&t rep at a store and imagining nick yingling as a customer kept me entertained the whole shift

Saturday Friday Thursday Sunday Tuesday Monday Wednesday

i love how nick’s kelby impression is just his nilered impression

please do a kelby episode we’ve heard too much about him to never see him in an ep

Can you link the Halo montage?

I unironically think Thursday is top tier cause that's when new eps of The Yard are posted.

Please give us the kelby episode id pay double

Ngl, Slime saying lud was controlling is so funny, from the first level he said luck ONLY and was so adamant

Ludwig's gone so we get a tierlist episode ♥️

We're censoring the premo now boys? Come on

friday is classical beauty but Thursday is the sublime heros journey that deep down we all long for

We need a kelby episode for Patreon

i fuck with the Thursday love. assuming you don't truly hate your job, the feeling of getting over the hill is usually enough to keep people in a good mood and give the day some lightness while still reaping some of the pleasure of productivity. I do think it's based on not really hating your job (or school) though

Saturday - obvious goat Friday - can go out, have people over, stay up late, because no work tomorrow! Sunday - get to sleep in, but can't stay up late, and likely the day you finally do the chores you've been putting off. And of course, famously, the Sunday Scaries. Thursday - tomorrow is Friday Monday - at least i'm rested Wednesday - halfway there :^) Tuesday - god please strike this building with 1,000 meteors and end my miserable existence. Aiden liking Tuesday is skewed so heavily by having a cool job. I would maybe feel the same way if I didn't work a soul sucking boring office job where nobody gives a shit about what I do, and i'm not providing anyone with anything cool or creative.

Halo montage talk on the yard. It really is Christmas for me specifically. Nick if you see this I'd like to watch that one you saw.

Would LOVE a Kelbo ep. Need to have the truth revealed

I think Slime's Thursday take is correct if you have worked for a company you hate and every workday is miserable for a long period of time or portion of your life.

My schedule makes Sunday my Friday (I have mon and Tues off) but if I was working a normal schedule the ranking would be Saturday: obviously Friday: finally done Sunday: productive, but I didnt have to work. Thursday: one more day till I'm free Monday: going to work feelin fresh and ready. Tuesday: I have recognized the insignificance of my mortal shell, and I understand that I am stuck in an infinite loop of suffering due to the woes of capitalistic, money hungry billionaires. But also tacos! Wednesday: fuck im only halfway through the week? Time to end it all and see what happens next, its gotta be better than this.

1. Saturday - So much to do 2. Friday - Anticipating a nice weekend 3. Thursday - The Yard and a glimpse of hope 4. Monday - Motivation to have a productive week 5. Wednesday - Tired of the week but closer to the end 6. Sunday - Can only think about how everything I do is spending my precious time 7. Tuesday

DUDE I though slime really hated chat or at least the backseaters. or sum. I fell for Ludwigs propaganda! slime needs to set the record strait for the streets.

Kelby has become a Yard Cryptid by this point

“The way that molecules never truly touch, they would never truly connect” has to be the best most beautiful analogy I’ve heard in my life.

1- Saturday 2 Friday 3 Sunday- shoutout god n them 4 Thursday- throwback Thursday’s go crazy 5 Tuesday- taco Tuesday 6 Wednesday 7 Monday

I worked at Subaru and everything bad happened on a Wednesday then you realize it’s Wednesday and it’s 10x worse

idk dude im depressed, all the days are the same

I work overnight weekends and Saturday is my version of Wednesday. Monday is goated because I have no work till Friday.

Sunday is when the crack runs out

Thursday is the journey. Friday is the destination.

Gotta agree 1st: Saturday 2nd: Friday 3rd Thursday 4th Monday (zooms by) 5th Wednesday 6th Tuesday - the tacos

thursday is high tier because of yard

I think Monday does lowkey suck, but I like that when you go to bed yk you got the week started at least.

nick please resize that watch <3

slurs are cringe slime

I know they’re obviously friends, but as a viewer they genuinely make kelby sound like the most unlikeable person lmao

Slime born on a monday ? Solomon Grundy ass

slime has never ever ever ever been more correct than with his take on thursday

Will we ever get the Kelby ep.?

Censoring slop in the privacy of the preemo?

An unemployed man is telling me why Thursday is amazing..... While I'm working on a Thursday and hating it 🫠

Nick has risen so much through being the only protester in this train wreck of a tierlist

Thursday is the best cause new Yard obviously

Kelby sounds hilarious😂

Wednesday is Yard day <3

Why is the Patreon censored?!?!

censoring the patreon archie you coward

The option to stay up late is what makes weekends great, Sunday is just a reverse friday atp

Depending on how the week is going, Wednesday is either "awesome it's already Wednesday" or "fuck it's only Wednesday"

I don't know what to believe anymore

so cool they talked about steven bridges. like 3 years ago i thought he would be a cool guest because how much slime likes poker. they should do that still

Generational opener

Some of us know Kelby a bit from the call-in LoL podcast Hotline League where he was a semi-host. It makes this very funny and yes the voice and mannerisms are spot on.

wahoo!

yipieee fresh slop!!