Ep. 229 Premium - We psychoanalyse Kelby [AUDIO]

All blue collar workers know Thursday is a fucked up day

we need ohne on the pod ts would be soooo good

are we bringing it back?

Nick turned into a foley artist around 37 minutes in

1. Saturday - GOAT 2. Thursday - full swing of the week w/ end in sight. Most productive day and feels good. 3. Sunday - pressure but you know what to expect. Full day to yourself. 4. Friday - pressure but it’s chaotic. Sometimes you are just tired from the week. If you stay out late then you miss more of Saturday which adds MORE pressure. 5. Wednesday - full swing of things and locked in. Used to the week. Feels good at night because you know you’re over 50% done. 6. Monday - no expectations but it is a start of a work week with end far away. Doomer day. 7. Tuesday - full expectations, not in the swing of things. Ramps up outta no where and you still have 3 more days till the weekend at the end of a stressful day.

unrelated thought but Nick bringing up that darkness making friday such a bright day is one of the heavily debated main themes of Twin Peaks the tv show not relating to the days specifically but that we need the light and darkness of life equally to appreciate one another

Thursdays are electric. Everyone's firing on all cylinders. Everyone's doing what they gotta do. The weekend's on the horizon but not so close that you're anxious for it.

I fucking love Thursday

This was by far my favorite primo

Slime put into words how Thursday has always felt. Something so electrifying about a Thursday

As a patreon member, I'm fine with having a Kelby ep. BUT his mic has to be off the entire time so we only hear him in the background of everyone else's mics.

Wednesday suck and Cata was the worst

I like Sunday cause FOOTBALL

As someone who works at 7-eleven, it hurts me deeply to listen to these guys mention it in BOTH this week's pods

Slime is so money on the weekday tierlist

YES I LOVE THURSDAYS THE VIBE IS ALWAYS AMAZING

Damn they really manage to drop generational stinkers sometimes without the fat man

To be fair i genuinely couldnt watch the streams with chat, it was nothing but backseating and spoilers

The best part of a friday is when it ends. Things to consider

Is this the first regular pod or primo pod retard drop

Fist of all, every day is a blessing and an opportunity so they’re all beautiful

Sunday#1

Wherewithal mentioned

aiden doing slime talking to kelby is so funny bro u guys really r professionals man

I want a ranking of which ceo’s past and present get their pussies eaten the best by a dog

Main EP with fan fan was electric. Would listen to a podcast of just slime and fanfan

1. friday 2. saturday 3. thursday 4. sunday 5. monday 6. tuesday 7. wednesday

Thursday is actually a goated day. I dont work a 9-5 and off weekends. But I always love Thursday because no one does anything Thursday. Its so much more relaxing than Wednesday

you guys just got LS’d by aimen at 42:00

S tier- Tuesday & Thursday- Off days A tier- Friday & Sunday- easy work days practically doing nothing B tier- Monday- actual work day but day before off day C tier- Wednesday- like Monday but more work F tier- Saturday- work the next day and just like 10x more work i hate Saturday

Thursday is peak because every joy is doubled and every sadness is halfed because of the coming friday saturday and sunday, thursday is goated because its the easiest day to maintain a good mood

It took my until this pod to realize; I've known Kelby longer than any of these guys. I used to listen to Hotline League with Travis. Wow

i want slime to have/to see slime’s letterboxd. i feel like it would be one of the best ways to psychoanalyze this beautiful tortle

I like Wednesday because that's the day I get to listen to the Yard at work! :)

is the cold open the aimen gaming apology we needed after last week

I want the kelby episode more than anything

PLEASE put kelby on this podcast

We need a kelby episode to finally put a form to this faceless, non-euclydian creature that haunts slimes every social interaction

A lot Friday's shid the bed but a Thursday would never, Slime's spitting

Spermy Ropes of Love would be a great song/band/album name

Amazing cold open

The poop cop convo reminded me of how a cop in my city got fired for giving a homeless man a poop sandwich

Slime talking about days a lot for a guy with no job

as an audio listener you guys make me look forward to wednesday thanks

I actually like slimes take on weekends. Weekends are cool but I don’t like going out on a weekend because it’s too busy, cause everyone is out. Thats just me though and slime I think.

what would we do without kelby

Saturday Thursday Friday Monday Sunday Tuesday Wednesday

nick makes it thud

Sometimes I think of stopping listening to this show so I can get some extra time back each week to read a bit more but then I hear Slime and Nick talking about those strands of love ropes between Aiden and Kelby and I’m back in for another 3 months at a minimum

This is my first premium episode and a few seconds in and now I know peak

We NEED a kelby episode

Dude, the moment it turns 5PM on Friday my brain is already saying “the weekend is already over”

You guys spelled psychoanalyze wrong please re-upload it or I will uninstall forever

Archie the best to ever do it

40 seconds in and it’s a banger

wahoo!

bang bang

Poor kelby

Lezz go