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November 27, 2025

Ep. 227 Premium - the yard archives [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - why ludwig was late (death pact)

  • 00:03:15 - where is nick?

  • 00:04:40 - skims

  • 00:07:02 - slime was made fun of his towel usage

  • 00:08:00 - top 3 things you could attack slime for

  • 00:09:00 - slime isn't in the mood

  • 00:11:16 - ludwigs problematic meetings

  • 00:13:14 - slime addresses bald

  • 00:16:48 - ludwig says it with his chest

  • 00:17:27 - short debuff

  • 00:20:40 - slimes hair

  • 00:21:35 - the yard beard tier list

  • 00:23:39 - The Accountant Situation is Crazy

  • 00:24:45 - ludwig was mean to kelby

  • 00:27:30 - ludwig doesn't think slime cares about the pod

  • 00:30:50 - football player names

  • 00:33:45 - could the pod work without one person?

  • 00:34:45 - slime is working on a video

  • 00:38:20 - ludwig is streaming more than ever

  • 00:39:00 - 22

  • 00:40:20 - the podcast lifespan

  • 00:44:23 - nicks mom watches all the episodes

  • 00:48:01 - getting better at D&D

  • 00:49:55 - stanz

  • 00:51:55 - aiden was on wine about it and some jokes didnt land..

  • 00:54:00 - lemonade stand

  • 00:56:40 - ludwig has been speedrunning minecraft

  • 00:59:30 - biggest swedish companies

  • 01:02:08 - thanks for watching

Comments (85)

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A55A553N · January 25, 2026

I think the bald jokes are less about the hairstyle and more about loss of youth. I think making fun of someone for being bald usually hits the same vein as people getting made fun of for being old. That’s why it’s so much of a joke on the internet, because the internet is typically viewed as a “youthful” place so someone being bald usually stands out as being “out of place” even if they have the exact same interests as everyone around them.

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CosmicSapphic · December 16, 2025

Slimes not wrong for buying towels every month but I feel like if someone else said it and the only difference is they said it was a 30$ towel subscription I could totally see him calling them a dipshit

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

Slime saying "ive almost gold staked every deck in balatro" is peak autism hours

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jemiGnome · December 10, 2025

Is the 'super secret show' real? I'd definitely subscribe for it but I don't see any locked posts here on patreon.

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Brian Alan · December 6, 2025

'working on a one piece lego set' fucked me up for a second

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Carter Francis · December 5, 2025

I like the worn in towel, I feel like new ones are too soft, but slime is fine either way it’s not crazy

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Shoopy · December 5, 2025

Slime's towel thing is borderline podcast ruining as a comparatively much more normal person

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Woodus · December 5, 2025

which gwen player

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Jason Zasserr · December 4, 2025

Am I crazy, is Randy Moss not in the conversation AT ALL?

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Will · December 4, 2025

idf slime hitting the no politic here lmao

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John T · December 3, 2025

Did atrioc leak your GFs AI nudes too? Why is this guy still around?

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Darragh · December 6, 2025

Damn they got ragebaiting in the patron comments now? Fierce

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Matthew · December 3, 2025

Lud… if I ever hear you bring up beautiful men with 6 fingers in the way that you did again…. We will have words…. Possibly even fisticuffs

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Colin Montville · December 3, 2025

atrioc is now 2/2 for publicly interacting with women

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Jaxson Weinberg · December 3, 2025

Randy Moss + Wes Welker for the other offensive goats of the past

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Alejandro Lopez Ovalle · December 3, 2025

Hehe Aiden and Lud have vindicated me 🤭 Don’t worry slime, I’ll make sure my tummy got enough room when eating time comes

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Rowan · December 2, 2025

I went bald and got hotter :shrug:

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Rowan · December 2, 2025

To be clear i mean i have found more success after going bald. Outside factors include: i didnt take care of my hair and im 6'2

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Notafix · December 2, 2025

Slime if you want to stick it to the towel haters, donate the extra towels to a dog groomer/shelter. Most of them can always use more.

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

This, i think its okay to be successful and have a guilty pleasure that you get to fulfil from that success so long as it doesnt actively create unnecessary waste or harm others and this is a genuis idea.

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Allan · December 2, 2025

Slime only showers 2x a month? If he replaces his towels whenever he showers and only replaces them twice... ew 😶‍🌫️

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fraud.records · December 2, 2025

This is the level of cognitive dissonance needed in the patreon comments 🙏

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Baqel · December 2, 2025

I’m so excited for next weeks episode about why Ludwig was late

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Simon Shortbread · December 2, 2025

How did Aidan know... 1:04:19

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Minuscule_Milk_Man · December 1, 2025

As a short ass fucker, calling slime short while he’s 5’10 hurt me

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Shawn · December 1, 2025

There’s a nfl player last name anzalone and everytime I see it I read analzone

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Mack · December 1, 2025

WISCO PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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Aj Dillon · December 1, 2025

Is slime 5’10” on the tippy toes or flat foot?

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

Gotta be tippies cuz that mf cant stand flat. He'd just tumble over from the anti-autistic floor touching his whole foot

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Jonster Jones · November 30, 2025

One piece lego set call that autocomplete

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Snorre Magnus · February 25, 2026

+2

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Kyle Valley · November 30, 2025

The fan edit of ciamen stream is better than slimes

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tybahza · November 30, 2025

LS pod in "tel aviv" with Benjamin Mileikowsky as a guest and theyre asking chatgpt which children make the best slippers

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

I mean everyone thinks its the chinese but vietnam got some good kid factories

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J · November 30, 2025

Slime is still insane buying new towels instead of washing.

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Selena · November 30, 2025

There are levels when talking about the wastefulness of the towel thing but it is 100% out of touch.

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

I think a little out-of-touchness comes with being as successful as them, its sorta unavoidable but I think its still grounded enough since he's self aware enough to look at it and know that its just objectively bad. Let the man have a guilty pleasure that he gets to enjoy from his success

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shirley · November 30, 2025

it is insane to buy new towels every month.

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Cas · November 30, 2025

as a woman, aiden has never been more correct abt the dating app stats

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Foggy R48 · November 30, 2025

hard agree on the more tired = funnier, mega buff unironically

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Aaron Reid · December 10, 2025

Anyone in the 4am discord call with the boys know, theres at least 1 prime time hour in there before everyone crashes and burns

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Lauren · November 30, 2025

My brother is 5'5" not bald but he struggles to get good matches on dating apps

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tybahza · November 30, 2025

Just get him that leg lengthening surgery for Christmas

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nahyeahnah · November 30, 2025

The slime/nick cam framerate and colour balance is different to other two cams

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Sven Stucki · November 30, 2025

I think the show including the DnD gets better every week and it genuinely makes me laugh multiple times during the eps. I've been watching the pod for about 3ish years and I've never skipped an episode, while I got bored of many other podcasts or YouTubers over time. I know this is selfish but when the show ultimately ends, I will have lost something that brings me joy every week.

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kublaikhanofficial · November 29, 2025

Also a bisexual man and second aidans opinion that slime bald with beard is more attractive than hair no beard. he looks great on the eps where the beard is well groomed

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Jefflum · November 29, 2025

I think it’s fine that slime buys new towels every month but it’s wayyyy more normal that Aiden’s girlfriend bought him expensive boxers as a present lol

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TeelaFire Gaming · November 29, 2025

Slime the hate king not wanting hate

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Rhys · November 29, 2025

Eating and chewing into the mic is vile. Eat off the pod. No one wants to listen to your wet chewing mouth noises.

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Ryan · November 30, 2025

Speak for yourself I’m only here for the chewing noises

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MandyAllstar · November 29, 2025

Im new to the patreon and it’s gotten to a point where I can’t tell if there is a super secret preemo

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PaleWaffle · November 29, 2025

infoomi mentioned !?

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Manteio · November 29, 2025

I forget what slime says he does with them but I feel like this is completely fine in a world where he’s keeping the old ones or donating them to a goodwill or even a shelter or something. Even still let a man buy his $30 of towels I feel like it just sounds crazy and is actually fairly reasonable

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chrispified · November 29, 2025

$30 a month on towels is a privilege being sober affords mfs

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Jtag · November 29, 2025

There is 100% nothing crazy about his towel behavior.

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[chvd] · November 29, 2025

I saw “Deathpact” and my neurons got activated. Where my dubstep heads at

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Alex · November 29, 2025

Ludwig is actually a genius with that death pact, he found a way to make his being late even more annoying than it normally would be for both Aiden AND Slime. Simply masterful.

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gleeber · November 29, 2025

The towel thing is CRAZY 😭😭😭

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, · November 29, 2025

Ludwig: “you aren’t playing dnd right by just swinging on Kadagat because it’s funny” Stonebread: shot himself out of 3 cannons and has spent the last 3 episodes swinging at pretty much every character

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Gabe · November 29, 2025

I am 5'7" with hair ㅠㅠ At least I think I should be sad based on this conversation haha. Best line today: I didn't do that I CALLED HER A TERRORIST

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RadicalCapitol · November 29, 2025

Did... did Slime just say he showers twice a month???

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Shizz · November 28, 2025

is it just me or is aimen gibing bad toby vibes from Spidah man 3

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Dyl · November 28, 2025

Slime, you act like someone writing a few sentences, or god forbid a paragraph, criticizing you is the pinnacle of mental energy being used when it should instead be used picketing outside stores. Someone can believe industrial waste is the actual problem AND still say your fucking towel thing is weird and wasteful. nonbinary like ludwig

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the yard · November 30, 2025

i just think its moot and if you thought for two seconds before typing a reactive little paragraph the world would be a better place, thank you for giving us $90 of your money

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Ryan · November 28, 2025

I think the beard has made Ludwig funnier somehow

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Isaac · November 28, 2025

the fact that its $30 a month is not the crazy part bro

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misterthezeem · November 28, 2025

All I can focus on is nicks ass indent on his chair after the main ep

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Luis Rincon · November 28, 2025

Slime buying new towels isn’t even that crazy until u remember that he just throws out the old ones instead of like donating them or something which would then be pretty Nobel

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Jamie Hauken · November 28, 2025

I appreciated hearing some of Slime's thoughts this week.

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inflatablepenguin · November 28, 2025

Have you ever considered guest episodes of D&D where you get people, like Will Neff who is good at improv, to come in and do a one shot character you meet along the way?

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Matthew Patterson · November 28, 2025

Contributing to the funny name convo, there was a QB in college who played for Oklahoma and ULM whose name was General Booty

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Brandon Kissinger · November 28, 2025

Ludwig speaks Korean the same way he speaks Japanese

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Randal Simone · November 28, 2025

Poorly

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Slickgenius · November 28, 2025

Best football name is general booty

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Spink · November 28, 2025

Does slime know you can wash towels and reuse them

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Brody McNutt · November 28, 2025

"tel aviv blackface" hit me right as I was taking a sip of coke, i felt like I just fought for my life to not choke

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Mason Wood · November 28, 2025

if slime donates the towels there’s no issue fr

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Sóley Nótt · November 28, 2025

i just really hope slime is recycling or donating those towels man...

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mindcontrolled · November 28, 2025

mcsr ranked mentioned

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austin slayer · November 28, 2025

You guys should eventually get Dave on the pod if he wanted id love to see that at some point

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Snorre Magnus · November 27, 2025

Why the fucky am i watching the premium ep first?

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Blaisen · November 27, 2025

A little treat?!?!?

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nell · November 27, 2025

watching this before main ep comes out. eating my dessert first #BigAndGreedy

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Faye852 · November 27, 2025

wahoo!

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mogabbles · November 27, 2025

woop woop