Ep. 227 Premium - the yard archives [VIDEO]
00:00:00 - why ludwig was late (death pact)
00:03:15 - where is nick?
00:04:40 - skims
00:07:02 - slime was made fun of his towel usage
00:08:00 - top 3 things you could attack slime for
00:09:00 - slime isn't in the mood
00:11:16 - ludwigs problematic meetings
00:13:14 - slime addresses bald
00:16:48 - ludwig says it with his chest
00:17:27 - short debuff
00:20:40 - slimes hair
00:21:35 - the yard beard tier list
00:23:39 - The Accountant Situation is Crazy
00:24:45 - ludwig was mean to kelby
00:27:30 - ludwig doesn't think slime cares about the pod
00:30:50 - football player names
00:33:45 - could the pod work without one person?
00:34:45 - slime is working on a video
00:38:20 - ludwig is streaming more than ever
00:39:00 - 22
00:40:20 - the podcast lifespan
00:44:23 - nicks mom watches all the episodes
00:48:01 - getting better at D&D
00:49:55 - stanz
00:51:55 - aiden was on wine about it and some jokes didnt land..
00:54:00 - lemonade stand
00:56:40 - ludwig has been speedrunning minecraft
00:59:30 - biggest swedish companies
01:02:08 - thanks for watching
Comments (85)
I think the bald jokes are less about the hairstyle and more about loss of youth. I think making fun of someone for being bald usually hits the same vein as people getting made fun of for being old. That’s why it’s so much of a joke on the internet, because the internet is typically viewed as a “youthful” place so someone being bald usually stands out as being “out of place” even if they have the exact same interests as everyone around them.
Slimes not wrong for buying towels every month but I feel like if someone else said it and the only difference is they said it was a 30$ towel subscription I could totally see him calling them a dipshit
Slime saying "ive almost gold staked every deck in balatro" is peak autism hours
Is the 'super secret show' real? I'd definitely subscribe for it but I don't see any locked posts here on patreon.
'working on a one piece lego set' fucked me up for a second
I like the worn in towel, I feel like new ones are too soft, but slime is fine either way it’s not crazy
Slime's towel thing is borderline podcast ruining as a comparatively much more normal person
which gwen player
Am I crazy, is Randy Moss not in the conversation AT ALL?
idf slime hitting the no politic here lmao
Did atrioc leak your GFs AI nudes too? Why is this guy still around?
Damn they got ragebaiting in the patron comments now? Fierce
Lud… if I ever hear you bring up beautiful men with 6 fingers in the way that you did again…. We will have words…. Possibly even fisticuffs
atrioc is now 2/2 for publicly interacting with women
Randy Moss + Wes Welker for the other offensive goats of the past
Hehe Aiden and Lud have vindicated me 🤭 Don’t worry slime, I’ll make sure my tummy got enough room when eating time comes
I went bald and got hotter :shrug:
To be clear i mean i have found more success after going bald. Outside factors include: i didnt take care of my hair and im 6'2
Slime if you want to stick it to the towel haters, donate the extra towels to a dog groomer/shelter. Most of them can always use more.
This, i think its okay to be successful and have a guilty pleasure that you get to fulfil from that success so long as it doesnt actively create unnecessary waste or harm others and this is a genuis idea.
Slime only showers 2x a month? If he replaces his towels whenever he showers and only replaces them twice... ew 😶🌫️
This is the level of cognitive dissonance needed in the patreon comments 🙏
I’m so excited for next weeks episode about why Ludwig was late
How did Aidan know... 1:04:19
As a short ass fucker, calling slime short while he’s 5’10 hurt me
There’s a nfl player last name anzalone and everytime I see it I read analzone
WISCO PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Is slime 5’10” on the tippy toes or flat foot?
Gotta be tippies cuz that mf cant stand flat. He'd just tumble over from the anti-autistic floor touching his whole foot
One piece lego set call that autocomplete
+2
The fan edit of ciamen stream is better than slimes
LS pod in "tel aviv" with Benjamin Mileikowsky as a guest and theyre asking chatgpt which children make the best slippers
I mean everyone thinks its the chinese but vietnam got some good kid factories
Slime is still insane buying new towels instead of washing.
There are levels when talking about the wastefulness of the towel thing but it is 100% out of touch.
I think a little out-of-touchness comes with being as successful as them, its sorta unavoidable but I think its still grounded enough since he's self aware enough to look at it and know that its just objectively bad. Let the man have a guilty pleasure that he gets to enjoy from his success
it is insane to buy new towels every month.
as a woman, aiden has never been more correct abt the dating app stats
hard agree on the more tired = funnier, mega buff unironically
Anyone in the 4am discord call with the boys know, theres at least 1 prime time hour in there before everyone crashes and burns
My brother is 5'5" not bald but he struggles to get good matches on dating apps
Just get him that leg lengthening surgery for Christmas
The slime/nick cam framerate and colour balance is different to other two cams
I think the show including the DnD gets better every week and it genuinely makes me laugh multiple times during the eps. I've been watching the pod for about 3ish years and I've never skipped an episode, while I got bored of many other podcasts or YouTubers over time. I know this is selfish but when the show ultimately ends, I will have lost something that brings me joy every week.
Also a bisexual man and second aidans opinion that slime bald with beard is more attractive than hair no beard. he looks great on the eps where the beard is well groomed
I think it’s fine that slime buys new towels every month but it’s wayyyy more normal that Aiden’s girlfriend bought him expensive boxers as a present lol
Slime the hate king not wanting hate
Eating and chewing into the mic is vile. Eat off the pod. No one wants to listen to your wet chewing mouth noises.
Speak for yourself I’m only here for the chewing noises
Im new to the patreon and it’s gotten to a point where I can’t tell if there is a super secret preemo
infoomi mentioned !?
I forget what slime says he does with them but I feel like this is completely fine in a world where he’s keeping the old ones or donating them to a goodwill or even a shelter or something. Even still let a man buy his $30 of towels I feel like it just sounds crazy and is actually fairly reasonable
$30 a month on towels is a privilege being sober affords mfs
There is 100% nothing crazy about his towel behavior.
I saw “Deathpact” and my neurons got activated. Where my dubstep heads at
Ludwig is actually a genius with that death pact, he found a way to make his being late even more annoying than it normally would be for both Aiden AND Slime. Simply masterful.
The towel thing is CRAZY 😭😭😭
Ludwig: “you aren’t playing dnd right by just swinging on Kadagat because it’s funny” Stonebread: shot himself out of 3 cannons and has spent the last 3 episodes swinging at pretty much every character
I am 5'7" with hair ㅠㅠ At least I think I should be sad based on this conversation haha. Best line today: I didn't do that I CALLED HER A TERRORIST
Did... did Slime just say he showers twice a month???
is it just me or is aimen gibing bad toby vibes from Spidah man 3
Slime, you act like someone writing a few sentences, or god forbid a paragraph, criticizing you is the pinnacle of mental energy being used when it should instead be used picketing outside stores. Someone can believe industrial waste is the actual problem AND still say your fucking towel thing is weird and wasteful. nonbinary like ludwig
i just think its moot and if you thought for two seconds before typing a reactive little paragraph the world would be a better place, thank you for giving us $90 of your money
I think the beard has made Ludwig funnier somehow
the fact that its $30 a month is not the crazy part bro
All I can focus on is nicks ass indent on his chair after the main ep
Slime buying new towels isn’t even that crazy until u remember that he just throws out the old ones instead of like donating them or something which would then be pretty Nobel
I appreciated hearing some of Slime's thoughts this week.
Have you ever considered guest episodes of D&D where you get people, like Will Neff who is good at improv, to come in and do a one shot character you meet along the way?
Contributing to the funny name convo, there was a QB in college who played for Oklahoma and ULM whose name was General Booty
Ludwig speaks Korean the same way he speaks Japanese
Poorly
Best football name is general booty
Does slime know you can wash towels and reuse them
"tel aviv blackface" hit me right as I was taking a sip of coke, i felt like I just fought for my life to not choke
if slime donates the towels there’s no issue fr
i just really hope slime is recycling or donating those towels man...
mcsr ranked mentioned
You guys should eventually get Dave on the pod if he wanted id love to see that at some point
Why the fucky am i watching the premium ep first?
A little treat?!?!?
watching this before main ep comes out. eating my dessert first #BigAndGreedy
wahoo!
woop woop
