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November 26, 2025

Ep. 227 Premium - the yard archives [AUDIO]

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Benjamin G · December 11, 2025

Kelby vs Slime is just Spy vs Spy, Autism vs Autism

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Jack N · December 4, 2025

I was looking through my great great grandfather's photo negatives, and found a picture of him and his boys wearing dresses. Very cool, gramp.

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Bradley Moore · December 3, 2025

I don't understand how short guys are less attractive. I'm 5'5" and never thought about my height when approaching women. Is this just Media and dating app brain rot? I never experienced women having a problem with my height.

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Mathis · November 30, 2025

I can't believe he kept defending the towel thing. The price is irrelevant, it's the opulence man.

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Geoff Omans · December 1, 2025

Guy who thinks towels grow on a tree

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Hakim · November 30, 2025

picked up the Bill cuz my Younghoe Koo

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bee · November 29, 2025

ludwig = steph nick = klay slime = draymond aiden = kd real ones know draymond is equally as important to the warriors dynasty, but i can and will defend each of these choices.

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little nuts · November 28, 2025

I use a wheelchair and slime has never been more right in his life

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DiabeticDan · November 27, 2025

Patriots GOATS: T. Brady, R. Gronkowski, R. Moss, V. Wilfork, M. Vrabel, D. Hightower, J. Edelman, D. Maye, W. Welker

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Liam berckawitz · November 27, 2025

Being bald and being short does make you less attractive/appealing and it’s something that you literally can’t change so it’s funny to make fun of someone for it, and it’s even more funny when someone pretends to or refuses to roll with the punches. I’m 5’6 ☝️😛

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Liam berckawitz · November 27, 2025

and probably balding but idk everyone tells me I’m not but they have to be lying

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Yuno · November 27, 2025

new towel everytime IS crazy that IS crazy

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Chris Blue · November 27, 2025

Being short and bald does indeed suck no one's into you but worst of all you draw sympathy from incels which feels even worse

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Holden Westberg · November 27, 2025

Why don’t you let everyone enjoy the peace and quiet. YOURE NOT AN ARTIST YOU SUCK YOURE A NO TALENT

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Ryan · November 27, 2025

Erm…

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DaddyWarbucks · November 27, 2025

Doordashing salads as a guy who works for a few hours a week is infinitely more egregious than the towels thing. Towels is more wasteful but not taking the time to make something as easy as a salad is more degen. Throwing the towels away is the tough part to me, you could wash them and then donate them I would imagine, though whether or not you could find a place to take that many towels in regularly depends a lot on your area. All that being said, Slime's wasteful habits don't come close to bothering me at all in a world where the president is spending my tax dollars to build a gaudy fucking ballroom lol. I'm sure if I had the relative wealth Slime has i'd do some wasteful shit that some people would find insane too!

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Falseprophet _ · November 27, 2025

Sykunno Diaper play and the tweets abt the Dragon Ball creator has to be in the top 3

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Benjamin Zeien · November 27, 2025

The platform mentioned

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Pixel2Plastic · November 26, 2025

The only part I remember was Ludwig not knowing Mojang was bought by Microsoft and a lot of stream moments clicked for me

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REAPERKING · November 26, 2025

I just think slime should not be able to talk about the closet after the towels thing

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JChillin · November 28, 2025

Guy who has his cake and eat it too

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cam · November 26, 2025

the yardchives

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Salmon · November 26, 2025

We do have a lot of lakes but Id rather be known as the place that has the best serial killers🤷🏻‍♀️

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Faye852 · November 26, 2025

wahoo!

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zaku_hi · November 26, 2025

:v

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Ryan Godec · November 26, 2025

:^)