Ep. 215 Premium - ludwig handing out some freakin packets yo [VIDEO]

At 58:00 is poetic

Wait till slime finds that video of the guy talking to chat gpt but it's Harley Quinn and he keeps asking to smell her farts.

Species is a classification I don't remember what it's proper definition was tho

They said NA weren’t good at Valorant only for NRG to go win champs after lol

67 is literally just a song lyric. That’s it. It’s stupid.

Ms13 is one of the deadliest gangs on earth and that kid 100% knew what he was doing

I’m a high school band teacher in Massachusetts and the arts is the only thing keeping kids in school. It’s fucked up that a lot of schools cut it when kids just want to create and be creative

"5th graders are like teenagers now" come on now Nick lmfao

This is my favorite episode so far, Aiden was on fire

Glad I sat down to eat and heard "why are we grossed out by eating our own poop?" lmfao

using water to eat the hot dog is literally adding items to make the game easier

Xenophobic is for alien species fear

As someone who has to dig large holes for work some times; none of you are getting that hole done in less than 8 hours. Digging bar and shovel as your tools.

gg nick calling NA good at rocket league with the ssg shit that just happened

nick comparing the digging stream to a bladee music video had me fucking dying

Damn peter on his tony hawk shit

This hole discussion needs to discover what shellscrapes are . Army dig places to sleep on exercise and if you get unlucky and have to bug out you gotta do another one in the same day. However we get pickaxes and shovels, with just a shovel it would be much harder,

Yo I love how Ludwig basically mogged Slime. Only guy who can really get Slime lol the podcast is finally balanced again.

The only podcast I listen to where I'll turn the volume down when other people are around even when earphones in.

Faze rug came to my high school and invaded classrooms for a day you can definitely teach a class.

Aiden’s lava joke made me chuckle

can't wait for the yard eat off

These boys have never held a shovel clearly😂 Digging is hard. Reminds me of when Nick said he’d never want to take care of his own yard. Different worlds man.

Ludwig basically confirmed he’d be racist to Neanderthals

i never watch video why is nick holding that knife so menacingly but also so casually at the same time

You don’t want to be a substitute teacher lud

new record: massive loads mentioned under 5 mins into premo

oh my GOD rachael show it to me

SIX SEVEENNNNNN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH SIX AHHAH SEV SEVENNNN AHAHAHHAHAH

sick knife nick, love a good butterfly, whats the model?

We can’t let the white people make the AI racist jokes they be liking it a little too much

I thought they made a Stanley parable reference when they talked abt Stanley hole

As someone finishing high-school rn Nick just recited exactly what like 50% of ppl do on every single piece of schoolwork. even if its in class.

as a close to 30 year old teaching grade 7s, the 67 thing is nonstop. A lot of kids are doing next to nothing at home, just hours a day of tik tok or youtube, so this is all they engage with and then struggle to communicate like a human. At least it has finally moved passed skibidi sigma talk

I teach second grade and I used to teach fifth and I’m here to tell you the fifth graders are most certainly not teenagers, even the ones who watch TikTok. They are babies! Sure some are overly exposed to the internet but it’s not like their 11 year old brains somehow matured faster and can interpret adult material in a real way. I taught fifth in one of the poorest neighborhoods in Memphis Tennessee and even those kids who were routinely exposed to a lot of violence and like literal gangbanging in their homes were still children, loved playing at recess, arts and crafts, etc TLDR kids in elementary school are small🫶

This might be the best episode so far

Nick's reaction to Ludwig's unprompted six seven killed me

Literally had to look up 6-7 so thank you slime for making me feel better

I actually sort of have an answer for the hole question. It's impossible to dig a 6x6 hole, as if you have a shovel with a long enough handle to dig from the bottom and deliver it to the top, you need a wider arc than 6 feet to move the dirt. The holes from the movie Holes are physically impossible to dig with a shovel. They would look more like a cone, with the top being wider than the bottom

Ok look I grew up on it so I like it Q_Q

The hotdog convo is so much funnier knowing that slime crushed a sub 10 sec time

Aiden’s pipe rock mention went completely under the radar

The devil is meant to tempt you. Why would they be anywhere near a Tommy’s

That NileRed hot dog hydrochloric acid thing killed me. Also thank God Slime shat on Ludwig after this. There was no waaaay after Slime did it so flawlessly the first time that Ludwig would take it. Team Slime for the hot dog, Team Aiden for the lights.

Slime mogging (hot mogging, if you will) Ludwig after all this shit talking makes this a PEAK episode for me haha

Slime is a goddamn soldier

Slime and nicks argument regarding the "hotdog water strat should not be counted" is crazy. Its like saying SM64 16 star speed runs are not counted because it uses glitches.

My moms a retired principle, she might be able to get you in a class if your serious.

Xenophobic is being racist against an alien species.

stanley yelnats -2

Honestly top tier rage baiting from Ludwig this ep

Elementary school teacher checking in 🤍

Ludwig not an eater confirmed, he is Slimes child

NA is one of the best regions in TFT which has a really large Asian player base

Aiden was electric this episode

Slime's hotdog time is actually insane

robophobic

the lud substitute bit had me laughing more than just an exhale out of my nose

i'll tip you $100 tax free to never talk about league again

Removing the dog and using water is just tech, slime wants glitchless and ludwig wants any%. And frankly any% is cooler.

I love when Aiden drops star wars knowledge. I'd love to get in a call and just chop it up with him for hours about the star wars lore

I worked as a sub for awhile and you basically just get to look at a website that says what jobs are available in the district and you just click the button that says ok i'll be there.

5:30 The Quartering is a crazy pull I used to watch that guy in like 2020 when I was a degen right wing loser

Lud saying "I'm not a real eater" alone in his room after choking on a hotdog hits different after this ep

Slime gold medals the hotdog 100 2026

I had a horrible day and listening to this episode had me laughing constantly and genuinely cheered me up. I don't want to be too sappy but this podcast helped me today and I felt like sharing.

A pitch for Nick’s Million Dollar Idea: Free Parking in LA (for Pedophiles)

35:30 bro what is water if not an item.

Listening to this full knowing slime dropped the 9 sec dog is so funny

The smash analogy would be better if it was the opposite, water is items on. No water is more competitive and interesting.

Coney did a version of their “trapped in an arcade” video idea, where he couldn’t leave a Round1 until he got enough tickets for The Big Prize ™️ which was a saxophone for 64,000 tickets. I think it took him a few days

Luds got a European mind in an American body, with a Japanese soul

Lud, if you want SR to improve you gotta swap Palafox back out for Insanity.

digging a hole is hard manual labor but incredibly satisfying, time can vary widely depending on what you're digging into

PRX is not Korean lol

Why are they talking about Harold so much this ep ?

Nick for school using ai properly and getting away with it is really easy I’m a junior in college rn and you literally just have to rewrite what it says into your own words and also adding your own information into the prompts. It’s very easy to cheat these days but the amount of ways schools are trying to stop it is insane. Lock down browsers, webcams on it just feels creepy when you can still cheat anyway

although the gap is getting smaller NA has always been the best at pro Apex. Nick is right cause its a very console adjecent game where controllers have an advantage because of aim assist, so much so that previously mouse and keyboard using pros had to learn using controller.

I dont know how "e-sport" it is, but the competative world of warcraft scene (race to world first) is dominated by NA right now. The entire current expansion was won by Team Liquid.

Had a dream that yall had Neil deGrasse Tyson on. Just realized that wasn't real and now I'm upset

Willing to conduct market research from the 11th graders I teach

Have you guys seen the anime The Devil Is a Part-Timer??? So funny. That’s what the first minute reminded me of.

They had this format a decade ago in Germany where they got celebrities to teach as substitute teachers in high school classes, but they prepared actual lessons on their expertise or experience in a fun way. I think Alligatoah, the rapper, taught poetry. Pretty cool.

I think I've had that issue in YouTube comments before where they ask me for my sources, I reply with studies or articles, they are links, they never see the reply because it doesn't get through and they think they've won.

incredible ludwig ragebait

every time Ludwig mentions anything about league, Zipper should automatically fact check it cause Ludwig's rate of being correct is for sure lower than his ranked win rate. he needs to be punished for being so confidently wrong all the time

America has MvC on lock

If lud is emerald then Elon is top 10 at poe

Please censor the bottom of Aiden’s shoes next time

6 7 hit the luddy uncs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❌🚿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

why do aidens shoes have a pussy?

6 7 is from a bad rap that I think gen alpha was making fun of (with the hand motion) but also used in TikTok edits and sports edits (lamelo ball reference) and that was like months ago and now it’s like post ironic with gen alpha and gen z catching on and making fun of it and it just became a verbal tick kind of like 21 was on vine so when people say it they make the hand motion and laugh. I’m a peer reviewed academic in this trust me

Na isnt definitely the best at val but G2 is the most consistent and definitely is the favorite to win champs

Virginia is for lovers, fuck you Mr. Bruno

let me get this straight, the guy named mr. dark skinned hates mexicans?

ludwig's stream when he has tts on is basically a substitute teacher in a classroom of 12 year olds

am teacher. it mostly sucks for 4th grade plus, but covid really made it tough for everyone, to say the very least. all in all: don’t give your kids a JT

they discovered any% vs any other category 👏

“5th graders are teenagers now” is going to POP on The Yard out of context

47:05 sent a visceral reaction through my whole body but i cant stop rewatching it. its almost beautiful in a way

Listening to Ludwig being so sure about himself on the hotdog thing already knowing Slime mogged his ass is beautiful.

Batreon: and we all just beat off

Ludwig getting mercilessly mogged by Slime in the hotdog eating after all that yapping is hilarious

i think when it comes to how fast can you eat ONE dog you shouldnt have the water

This ep is a lot funnier knowing Lud went from eater to beater in 49.46 seconds

Nick is actually saying ban wave dashing because they didnt intend air dodge to be used like that. The pro eaters use water not for the spectator, they do it because they want to win. Thats it. The same reason to wave dash or jiggle peak, or korean back dash.

G2 from NA has a serious chance at winning VCT

Genuine question: why do the pedophiles deserve any less than street justice?

Clanker was funny, but there are a bunch that are just normal slurs

It’s so awesome that they started the main ep with the hotdog video to see the lead up. The patreon ep is just watching Ludwig hang himself for an hour with future knowledge.

I think the water vs no water dog is like 16 star vs 70 star. The water is a modifier that definitely changes the fundamental way to play the game from its designed/intended way. But it’s also swaggy as hell. BLJs are cool, but so is a natural, homegrown awesome guy playing the game fast.

You win, I no longer care about d&d even If Ludwig kills at it

i might be crazy but listening to ludwig's unwavering confidence after being the only one to grind (and then still getting mogged) is harder to listen to than the lights argument

"Ohio is for lovers" I'm here and it's just not

Holy shit jreg mentioned

They were having this cum vs poop conversation like it a was a Hank Green debate

First 5 minutes brought me back

I know hes baiting but watching this after seeing the intro for the new main ep is sooooo satisfying, my goat shut that fool down!!!

watching ludwig so adamantly claim slime could never beat him when he demolished him in nearly half the time is so funny

Nick saying we’re good at Rocket League really hurt me internally cuz EU beats us consistently and every other region is newer to the LAN scene and they get less spots

Yeah there are 50 year olds that talk like peterbot, and I work with 4 of them

Thanks for falsly advertising the minis as a set and an august reward

Man they gotta get on the mew tiktok lingo man my goats can’t be washed like this

as a high school teacher its v interesting hearing what it looks like from the outside the kids are in a million times better of a place than most people assume, and they 100% do not know ludwig lmao

But what about the lights?

When they said 67 my eyes popped out of my sockets and my tongue rolled out of my mouth like a beautiful carpet

Y’all cracked jokes in school while I was cracking the lunch lady

it's so funny hearing ludwig talking shit about the hot dogs. he loses to slime BAD the night after recording this

Normally when Ludwig gets really into something, everyone kind of engages with it. The hotdog thing is the only time it feels like the rest of the group is like "I'm good man, you can have this one."

It's crazy to hear the Quartering mentioned, when I worked on Apex Legends someone leaked the game to him and he made a video but everyone thought he was stupid and didn't believe him lol

i love that tiktok lol the mom starts geeking

Aiden reusing fits for yard premium and lemonade stand

Listening to the hotdog segment knowing Slime mogged Ludwig is awesome

two minutes in and they're already talking about eating poop banger ep incoming

wahoo!