Ep. 215 Premium - ludwig handing out some freakin packets yo [AUDIO]

I want to see Ludwig get humbled by playing osu or some other solo pure skill based games

Paper Rex are SEA btw

Ludwig with the French dude from the French part of Compton insult from Money Talks with Chris Tucker and Charlie Sheen holy haven’t heard it in years

i got the pipe rock reference aiden. elite ball knowledge

Jacob Geller somewhat recently dropped a video essay called “A Video About Digging a Hole”, where part of it is him attempting to do the same thing the boys discussed :)

We have exited the lights saga..into the year of the dog..

*is it weirder to eat poop or cum* instantly: ok they're cooking today

JREG mentioned :D

Hey yard , im drunk asf after a friday night out, im also a teacher and would love to talk to yall about the realities of being a teacher. Im a long term patron etc etc etc

As a teacher who teachers 6th-12th grade this shit is so real. We have to do so much more checking of any digital work use tools to stalk our students while they are using devices. I don’t even blame them. I’d abuse too when I was their age

Started as a Ludwig viewer but the longer I watch, the more I realize I love the yard for everything but Ludwig

Cum and poop conversation in the first minute, fuck we're so back

Peterbot is hungarian so it must be. Hungarians stay winning!

slime Washed bro on the hotdog shit was kinda fucked up ngl

Watering the dog is like running 0 star. Its not unimpressive, but saying dry dog is "items on" is like saying 70 star is fake baby mode

NA was pretty sick at overwatch in the golden age of that dogshit game

God it's so awesome Lud got embarrassed by slime about the hotdogs thing immediately after the episode drops

I'm team slime, eating a hot dog using water is cringe. It would be like if we had teleportation technology, and the strategy was who could press the button to teleport the hotdog into their stomach the fastest.

Ludwig confidently saying NA is bad in Valo but then saying G2 is the best 5 seconds later is crazy. G2 is literally a NA team

As a fellow stacker champion like nick I won a white DSi at CiCi’s Pizza on my birthday

The Quartering actually used to be MTG Headquarters, Magic the Gathering content, before he went down the incel pipeline

Can you check if I’m shadow banned on your YouTube I think I commented on the yard DND pacing and went to edit my wording cause I was too harsh upon reflection and my comment wasn’t there but I wanted to apologize

Ohio is not for lovers, Slime. Virginia is for Lovers. Ohio is for doing drugs and frakking (proud Ohioan)

I’m a Round1 mechanic on the east coast and at the risk of sounding like a nerd I’m gonna help out the company wallet. All of your questions on the winrates are settings based and you can find those in their manual, which are available as pdfs free online. On the other hand you could just buy a machine yourself and just cite those manuals in the articles you’ll be writing so it’s win-win

Eat it through the bread

In the anime Pluto theres a whole anti robot cult that is kinda crazy to see. They HATE the damn robots

ya boy has real shit won one of the big stacker machines when i was like 10 and i won a small flatscreen tv

at the risk of leaving a genuine comment on a yard episode, nick saying the robot racism videos are bad bc they're just saying "this does feel good when we're allowed to do it" genuinely did help me understand something

Knowing Slime smashed his time making this even funnier.

Slime ate a hot dog sub 10 after this, he was so right

Adain really on it today

She hollow my knight so well i gotta silksong soon

Wild that after last episode they spend so long arguing about fucking hotdogs

Slime making a reference to TheQuartering chucked a mental flashbang at me. I remember watching that guy open MTG packs when I was ~15, and I stopped watching him when he turned weird

many Gen Z boys behave like that. it’s bad. like they know it’s bad and they know about cancel culture, but they just drop it dozens of times per day anyway. all throughout high school (2019-2023 for me) was like that.

If Lud has Japan and Aiden has Sweden, what are Slime and Nick's favorite ethnostates?

I work at an arcade. Let me use the example of claw machines which work in a similar way because this is the legal work around to allow children to gamble. For claw machines there is an x% chance that you get a stronger grab so you have to be both precise and lucky because you could grab it just right but it's still weak. For us I think its around 1/20 chance to get a strong grab. But it would be illegal for it to be a scheduled 1 after every 19, because then the arcade is guaranteed 19 wins so it's not really chance. So if you're lucky enough you could get 2 small grabs in a row. So the stacker game works the same, you have to be lucky and skillful, hope that makes sense lol and I didnt just rattle off nonsense or already known knowledge

The word is xenophobic

Canadian a&w is fucking goated

Ludwig played the Stacker machine at Round 1? I just watched Stable Ronaldos video last night where he spends like 3 thousand dollars playing it.

most of them are just looking for pipe rocks. haha

Aiden was cooking this episode

Hearing ludwig talk like this knowing the outcome is soooo funny and annoying how confident he is. bro almost puked from his attempt

Lud NGL I smoke you zero training no water while you drench your dog

I won 1 of those stacker machines, got a Wii u shit was rad

Thank God Ludwigs back, if I had to listen to another hour about lights I was going to unsubscribe & KMS.

The Enders Game lore covers all of the Alien discussion like 1 to 1 including the part about calling aliens slurs

NA used to be phenomenal at Overwatch, they're still fairly good now

New subscriber here. How come the premium apps come out before the regular ones? Am I missing something or does everybody just listen to them out of order?

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Y’all really gotta just have a crazy orgy and get all this pent up argumentative energy out

Finally a question I can help answer, "how long would it take to dig a 6'x6' hole?" Well I play with a lot of dirt because i work in the geotechnical/environmental field. It totally depends on the dirt and rocks of where you dig, if in this scenario we are digging in the perfect spot of a nice sandy silt loam class soil with no rocks. It's would take about.... you can't dig that deep without OSHA on your ass about safety past 4' of depth, so good luck getting a sign off for that hole bud.

"not trying and then saying you could do so much better if you tried" is Ludwig's entire personality

NA is considered the best at Tft . NA is very good at Yu-Gi-Oh as well

the whole aliens convo at the end is just district 9

Virginia is for lovers

So is it a bad thing if I've been calling my random teammates in Apex clankers?

NA is still good at Valorant and Mena moved to the US so I’d count him as being good in NA

Listening to this after slime posted a sub-10 and Lud literally choked on a dog on stream is very funny

The entire “trapped in an arcade” idea is literally a stream Coney did lol

i dug holes as a sewer layer. if you have decent dirt you could dig a 6x6 hole in like 5 hours

“if you pretend to like 12 year old girls you’re a pedophile” - ethan klein mentioned

Slime do you like platformers

The whole pedo portion is just like the cum town bit

Clix has been competing since before he was legally allowed to compete for money and was really great early on, NA was on top hard the first year or so if comp fn then eu clears for about 4 years and NA is back on top but not by much a few amazing NA players are constantly placing high

Put lud on the f ing cross NOW

yippeee a nice refresher after last week’s disaster

Ohio

wahoo!