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March 6, 2025

Ep. 189 Premium - beef on the court [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - ludwigs shoes

  • 00:00:55 - the $12 coffee

  • 00:07:30 - awesome dog

  • 00:09:10 - erasable pen

  • 00:10:10 - ludwig reads japanese

  • 00:12:18 - aftermath of the keyboard prank

  • 00:17:25 - slime is callous to a certain type of person

  • 00:21:30 - old dick

  • 00:23:20 - drama on the basketball court

  • 00:33:58 - SEVERANCE SPOILERS (I think? just skip to the next chapter)

  • 00:35:40 - what to do after arguing with your girlfriend

  • 00:36:13 - JUBBIN

  • 00:38:10 - high school reunions

  • 00:41:50 - getting OLD

  • 00:44:16 - sub badges

  • 00:45:21 - marvel rivals sucks to watch

  • 00:49:55 - the harlem shake

  • 00:50:50 - bumping into celebrities

  • 00:53:02 - nick keeps getting this mad hat instragram account on his feed

  • 00:54:40 - ONE PIECE SPOILERs (yeah idk, just skip to next chapter)

  • 00:55:23 - making an anime

  • 00:57:44 - cave diving

  • 00:58:24 - thanks for watching!

Comments (86)

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Fraud_Monet · December 24, 2025

I never dislike Aimen more than when he speak on amine... Shaddap dude... bet you'd cream over Metropia dude...

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Dudely Gamer · March 24, 2025

What stream is the 12 dollar coffee from?

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James Conway · March 18, 2025

Ellum got gm getting coached by one of the best tank players in the game and he was coached in healbotting with rocket raccoon. You can hit gm if you dont die and heal everyone but yeah that will not make it fun to watch

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Brandon · March 16, 2025

GM is still a high percent, y’all are just hung up on the name being the same as other games

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TrashyPandius · March 15, 2025

Unironically at around 44 minutes in I started to have a crisis about like "damn im getting older and I cant stop it" and then slime just goes back to talking about how his penis was dipped in the fountain of youth

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Kyle Valley · March 12, 2025

Ludwig is back on his he switched shit again #stopludwig2k25

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Ace Padget · March 12, 2025

They need to use google lens to translate and call him on his bs

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Josh Hogan · March 11, 2025

Kelby is a staple of the old head LCS community and there's dozens of us still hanging around

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Sky Betts · March 10, 2025

ludwig cannot be barefoot and bald

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ProfessorMaple · March 10, 2025

the Rivals take is just the group version of "Sykkuno is diaperplay" and you cannot change my mind LMFAO

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pooter · March 10, 2025

never seen the harlem shake?? gotta watch the Blippi harlem shake at least bro... instant classic.

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Steven Johnson · March 14, 2025

Gay porn as profile picture. That’s hard

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53n831 · March 10, 2025

gm1 in rivals can confirm its mickey mouse ranked. speaking as someone who couldnt hit ascendant in valorant playing since act 1

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53n831 · March 10, 2025

i’ve also quit valorant cold turkey since rivals came out. don’t think i’ve even opened valorant since before tejo was released

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TMFD · March 10, 2025

mickey mouse ranks malding rn. Diamond is above average, it's a good rank, it's nowhere near peak of the playerbase as GM has meant for years in OW, Valo, LoL, etc. They purposefully made the names feel inflated to push you to play more.

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astronot · March 10, 2025

In solo q

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astronot · March 10, 2025

Respectfully I have seen all of u play games I would love to see any of u hit GM in rivals

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Yeah yeah yeah · March 10, 2025

Fucking reedit this shit with the one piece spoiler bleeped out. Shit is fucked up

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Jeremy Horvath · March 10, 2025

The Terran academy sound is actually the Howie scream, not the Wilhelm scream, which I think is pretty underwhelming compared to the Howie scream. That academy sound fucked me up when I was 8

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tobiexe · March 9, 2025

Why do you guys glaze riot lmao riot didn't make the concept of ranked they didn't perfect it if any csgo did or face it. While GM isn't a crazy impressive rank i wouldn't compare it to a mid rank

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TMFD · March 10, 2025

it's not that riot made the concept of ranked, it's that their ranking tier system was the most commonly used across comp games for years (LoL, Valo, Overwatch, etc), so using the nomenclature for the peak of the playerbase (GM) for a rank equivalent to Diamond (above average) IS the definition of a mickey mouse rank

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Saurav Chhetri · March 9, 2025

Kelby isn't an unkown if you're an old LCS head

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Theo Smith · March 9, 2025

At 10:27 Ludwig said: Unintelligible-3mm ball point pen des.

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Ango · March 9, 2025

Man they sound old at the end 😭

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Rav · March 9, 2025

best release ep yet

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Vinjams · March 8, 2025

From the twisted mind of Cheeseburger Ahgren…

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David Whitley · March 8, 2025

I just started watching one piece a few weeks ago, so fucked up he actually spoiled it

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Deebee · March 8, 2025

I dont think saying on camera matters considering Ludwig is only in half the episodes

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tubbagoob · March 8, 2025

I thought it was kinda obvious they just didn’t show the rest of the times the doors took blood tbh, don’t gotta zoom in on it every time

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patrick · March 8, 2025

atp im starting to think there actually is a super secret bonus episode...

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rcmand · March 8, 2025

bro doesnt know about the ssbe (super secret bonus episode)

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swindi · March 8, 2025

Overwatch fan here; yeah yall aren't missing anything. It's like skipping league of legends. Not a bad call.

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yu · March 8, 2025

2hollis mentioned

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Flogan nanagan · March 8, 2025

Yo just watched the new bigtime vid, ev sambar is gonna go crazy im excited

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Mad · March 8, 2025

I’m majoring in Japanese, I can speak and read, any section on this show with Japanese is painful

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Ben On-It · March 8, 2025

Damn just started watching severance recently, sad I got mark S bussin a nut spoiled lol

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FlavourFlavianSeacaster · March 8, 2025

Getting mentally flashbanged with the image of Aiden as Toad sent me down a 10min path of imagining him as various Nintendo characters. Yoshi Aimen, Luigi Aimen (with Slime Mario), DK Aimen, Kirby Aimen, Samus Aimen. The possibilities are endless.

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Sam F · March 8, 2025

Kirby Aimen is so big for us

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TheOneFallen · March 7, 2025

Ludwigs Hairline really looks like }

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Lickety · March 7, 2025

Week 1 of asking when DnD’s releasing

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Vinjams · March 10, 2025

Week 1 of not thinking about DnD until I am pleasantly surprised when it releases

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monasax · March 7, 2025

wild slime didnt try deadlock considering hes a dota player, its really good

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hayden boydston · March 7, 2025

I BEEN SAYING WHO TF IS KELBY

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Adrian Dupre · March 7, 2025

I've gotta defend marvel rivals. The hero shooter genre has been so dry because overwatch turned into dogshit. Since its released it has been so much fun to play. It probably is hard to watch if you don't know anything about the game, I feel like its simar to mobas in that aspect. Also I think GM3 is like top 8-10% of players.

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Deebee · March 8, 2025

Ive loved playing marvel rivals but it is funny how early game people used to brag about getting lord rank but now everyone seems to have it with like 3 different characters

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Essman_and_Co · March 7, 2025

I like that the yard boys are getting old enough to where they complain about new games. Mashallah, middle aged white men podcast

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Kevin Reyes · March 7, 2025

I actually got to meet one of the guys that helped with the soccer players, Craig Challen. Really nice guy

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Jip214 · March 7, 2025

Grandmaster in rivals is above diamond.

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Definitely Not Shanque · March 7, 2025

There's no fucking way this is where I got spoiled on one piece

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Ela · March 7, 2025

This plot twist happened 14 years ago dawg

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TheGuzzler · March 7, 2025

I thaught aiden was talking about dantes inferno when he was suggesting the anime idea

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Dougie Tompkins · March 7, 2025

I’m actually so close in one piece where ace is potentially about to die and now my day is ruined

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doddi · March 14, 2025

dont worry the episode title is literally "ace dies!!!" and it plays before the goddamn moment itself

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Seth Williams · March 7, 2025

Grandmadonegoon283

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Noach Hayward · March 7, 2025

we had them erasable pens in elementary school, they were dope asf. nebraska in 2009 est

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Tjdietzify · March 7, 2025

I’m sure a few people know Kelby quite a bit cause we have watched him on a league podcast

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jmiester26 _ · March 7, 2025

To me Mark S is also a made-up guy like Kelby

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Braidan Doucette · March 7, 2025

I thought Aiden was talking about Dante’s inferno at the end lol

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jmiester26 _ · March 7, 2025

Crazy that it's next day and he still has odd slides on

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Jozef Meeks · March 7, 2025

playing marvel rivals, died to a spider man right as nick says "Ever try to kill a spiderman in that game?"

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Joshua Lopez · March 7, 2025

It's funny hearing about Kelby on the Yard and then seeing him on Hotline League at least once a year. I'm pretty sure he was on a couple weeks ago.

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Murkus · March 7, 2025

bro I watch this shit every week and every time they say "we've talked about this before" I deadass don't remember it anymore. Am I just getting old and losing my memory???

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Sam F · March 7, 2025

yes unc, it was kinda a recent mention too lmao

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Justin White · March 7, 2025

The marvel rivals ranked distribution is progression based which means that all the unplayed accounts in bronze are pushing players up artificially and play time will gradually increase players rank

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Matthew Ritt · March 7, 2025

Does anyone else feel that Archie has a tendency to let the episodes after something nick says? If not please let me know if I’m drunk/high/crazy/stupid

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Nicholas D'Amato · March 7, 2025

"It's about the implication" - Denis That is such a good Always Sunny quote for that story.

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53n831 · March 7, 2025

almost pissed myself at the ghost jubbin segment. you need to be studied man

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M40A3 Redditor · March 7, 2025

Harlem shakedrizzle

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Spoceboi · March 7, 2025

I wanna dock her strange

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DaddyWarbucks · March 7, 2025

Slime talking to jubbin is just how people talk to pets. Slime just has a pretend cat

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Sunny D · March 7, 2025

Coffee is the new cocktail. Cocktails in bars have INSANE markup. Cocktails are cheap to make, but cost past double digits. The same goes for coffee now. Plus pricing is inflated now.

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clorb · March 6, 2025

now that luds hair is growing everso slightly more he looks way better

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Murphdog53 · March 6, 2025

It’s starting to sound like we’re documenting a slow psychotic break whenever we here about Slime’s adventures living alone

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Lexerz · March 6, 2025

Marvel Rivals is so much better than Valorant or Overwatch

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nell · March 7, 2025

i’ll dickride for overwatch over marvel rivals like it’s someone else making fun of my sibling, but i’m tired rn so hmu later

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Steven Johnson · March 6, 2025

Sitting here listening to a four of blizzard cucks schilling

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Sam F · March 6, 2025

What?

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Tecknoaxe · March 6, 2025

@37:09 slime isn’t crazy, I live alone and also do this same thing with my friends. It’s so easy to come up with bits when you can imagine a whole convo

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2013 Acura ILX [critical condition] · March 6, 2025

Kelbi is a deer-like small monster in monster hunter

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zaina · March 6, 2025

I thought he was describing Dante’s Inferno

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Sophie Lawton · March 6, 2025

I’m going to my ten year reunion in June and it’s going to be insane

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Jordan Macaulay · March 6, 2025

Where do they play basketball? I wanna dunk on aimen

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smulangel · March 6, 2025

On a basketball court

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Faye852 · March 6, 2025

wahoo!

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Demortalix · March 6, 2025

"Marvel Rivals sucks" - Man who gets slightly under mediocre at a game and worships it. But to be fair, Rivals does suck to watch. Unlike Tekken, I love seeing Nightmare do his Ryunsetsu on Ken and then when I wake up Leffen won anyway. Edit: Sorry, I didn't realize no one here has hit high rank in Marvels, obviously Nick could since he was good at games sometime around when CoD was still a thing people under 30 played.

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Keith · March 6, 2025

this comment is annoying