Ep. 189 Premium - beef on the court [AUDIO]

I think the reason Ludwig is mad about being part of "The Yard Boys" is because they're nonbinary XD

Oh my god, Valorant has to be the most dog shit game to watch. It's sooo boring

Bro fucking censor the one piece spoiler Jesus Christ. "I love the show but I'm gonna ruin one of the biggest moments for future fans" da fuck yo

Ngl them talking ab “boring games to watch” after a month of LOL is crazy

as someone who witnessed overwatch crash and burn rivals is a breath of fresh air , it is frustrating to listen to four people who have never played either game bash it with no reference point. also gm is not “plat” they just use GM instead of masters or ascendent

This was a good ep, but on the note of Marvel Rivals, GM is NOT top 1%. Atm its like top 15-10% rn. Celestial and Eternity is where the real comp is. Game is really fun tho and the community is fun

Absolute boomer take on the entire Rivals section. Especially when all of you fucking admit you’ve never fucking played the fucking game.

As a barista, Starbucks has done so much damage to coffee.

The bald unemployed man yells a nickname of his friend who is not in the room when he is at home alone.

I've put over 200 hours into marvel so far. The reason people that aren't normally good are better at rivals is bc the game is less reliant on aim and more reliant on timing abilities and knowledge of choke points and positioning of your character. Hit boxes are bigger then they seem so shittier players can still get some value. Especially since 3rd person changes the way you're supposed to aim.

I have never seen a faster crash out (personally) than Nick's Severance arc. He's just falling for the modern Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, normy pop culture show, but he's a guy that ironically says and believes in normy and, like, enjoy what you enjoy, dude, but it's WILD to hear him be a consistent normy show lover day in and day out. But I'm sure it's totally different and actually a good show.

L marvel rivals takes

Of course they’re LA asses made a Starbucks allegory

“You could all have a teenager and it wouldn’t be weird” comment made me stop the pod, call my bff, and scream. I’m a nice commenter but man have to say Keep Yourself Safe Lud

:D The Yarn has been my favorite podcast since I found out about it. You guys are funny every time ^_^ I’ve listened to every episode and throughout the week I relisten to old episodes. I think I’ve heard certain episodes around 5-6 times.

The ranks in marvel rivals are def weird but as a fan of this genre of game, its the first time ive actually enjoyed something this much since the release of overwatch 1. Also the fact it goes from diamond to grandmaster is weird because most games would have a master rank in between

crass…but it’s only part of most white men that gets lotion fam….thats why

Marvel rivals gives you a free loss every like 3 or 4 losses. So it's like 40% win rate will climb until like diamond I think. Grandmaster is easy. That being said, Lud couldn't hit it.

The way Nick says "..yeah" to Slime asking if there are "bad bitches in the line" kills me

If you want to order Japanese pens and stationary go to jetpens.com I think I have the same pen Lud got if anyone else wants them. They are nice.

The Patreon comments are a scary place. I’m not cut out for this.

I like to think the super secret premium is just them hanging out as friends

My 20th year is this year, and I'd probably go if it was easy to attend. I skipped my 10th, was def afraid of being seen as my teenage self (kinda a troublemaking loser), and the allure was probably impacted by being in the generation of early facebook users so I knew what my classmates did in their twenties even if we hadn't socialized in years.

Next time I hear severance mentioned on the pod my Patreon gets canceled

OKAY NICK SHUT TF UP ABOUT SEVERANCE. This isn’t a tv show podcast brother

learning that slime has developed a Ludwig tulpa is weirdly unsurprising

If the horror movie Slime talked about at the end is The descent, that was my first ever horror movie I watched as a kid and it literally traumatized me for a while lol

dick got smile lines

Slime is incorrect about the word "milliner" a milliner is someone who makes, specifically, women's hats. The person being discussed makes men's hats and in the U.S. would be referred to as a "hatter" or sometimes - if they also purveyed other men's clothing - a "haberdasher".

Is jubbin in the room right now?

The Jubbin bit is wild

marvel rivals is easy to rank up in but its also super easy to make infinite smurfs and just queue with lower skill friends and boost them because one player that is way better than the other team makes up for 3 shitters easily, its a common sentiment that all the top streamers even hardcore gamer types like Ninja are super boosted

I didn't get invited to my 10 year.

The Patrick bateman portfolio bragging at the court is crazy

Them talking about ranks in games is fun. I been playing Fortnite Zero Build ranked and I'm in Diamond 2 and I assure you person reading this comment. I am not a Diamond 2 player. Ranks in games are inflated. I should be down in gold or some shit. But ranks in Fortnite are free.

Skipped my 10 year. The people I fucked with back then, I'm still connected with. Why would I go out of my way and spend a bunch of money to go see people I didn't fuck with and haven't heard from in over a decade. Pass

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wahoo!

It smells a little weird in here🤥

New Ep LFG!!!!!