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November 30, 2025

A VERY SERIOUS Geronimo Trailer

I'll be direct:

Geronimo's story is pathetic. It's the only word. I don't like the guy.

Naturally, my assumptions about a historical period are routinely-challenged once I dive deep into a subject, but never before has my opinion on a historical figure changed so drastically. I hesitate to call the video "anti"-Geronimo, the guy had a brutal life and became brutal to reflect that. All the same, he's a deeply-frustrating man to discuss and we'll get into why. He rapidly sine-waves between being actively infuriating and eliciting real empathy.

But that's for January.

The next video, the last one this year, will be very YEEHAW but won't be about the Apache. I'm going to talk about my first historical figure who is SO obscure he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. See you soon for a story about an Indian Burial Ground and another Yeehaw Yahoo with a skull sack.

After Geronimo is finally concluded, some older trappings of my videos will return. Thanks to you, the chalkboard is in the mail. That whiteboard really doesn't cut it!

Project God's Dove will be discussed more soon! Chalkboards and Pie faces will abound!

Thanks for your support and patience,

DJ PC

Comments (19)

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kostoglotov · December 20, 2025

The Cobbler is life, submit to the will of the Cobbler.

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Mycroft_Moriarty · December 8, 2025

The man needs to consume chalk! The PH of his insides are just too low!

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kostoglotov · December 20, 2025

One day the eucharist will be replaced by chalk, and the crucifixion shall be pie. We are through the looking glass. Make it so DJ, make it so. If you disappoint me man ... I just don't know what I'd do.

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Ayden Ball · December 1, 2025

All sounds dope. Never even learned about Geronimo growing up so this will be a wild first impression. Also excited for more yeehaw shenanigans. Keep up the good work Cobbler.

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Surells · December 1, 2025

Sounds good.

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Natjar · December 1, 2025

I think you should give your Dutch RDR2 video another shot. I remember reading somewhere- and if I'm wrong please correct me- that you took it down because you felt you weren't knowledgeable enough on the topics within it to comfortably leave the video up. I think the themes you were trying to discuss in that video fit YEEHAW Fall (or is it winter now?) very well and would be a good excuse to give that video a do over. That is of course if you even want to. I enjoy all your content so any video is a blessing to me.

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Moonatik · December 1, 2025

he wasnt knowledgable enough because he hadnt robbed any graves or measured any skulls meaning he didnt know about the "they deserved it" protusion

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James Doney · December 1, 2025

You missed the flavor of the chalk, dad

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Kerom Blum · December 1, 2025

While I recon the necessitude I really miss the pie character skits.

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Kerom Blum · December 1, 2025

Thanks for this.

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Katie Arnold · December 1, 2025

Yeehaw Winter of our discontent.

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LeeAnderson · December 1, 2025

Wait are the pie people coming back? The world really is healing

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Elizabeth Cassidy · December 1, 2025

I am pleased my measly coin has contributed to the purchase of the Worst Writing Surface.

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Will · December 1, 2025

cock board 👨‍🦯

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Ist ein Idiot der aus dem Müll kroch · November 30, 2025

I second this yeehaw motion! It’ll be a great yeehaw winter and if you’d find more yee and haws to share I’d even go as far as saying that I‘d not mind a yeehaw spring, I wouldn’t mind at all.

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Chris Menethil · November 30, 2025

I‘m really looking forward to the next entries in the Yeehaw series and especially to the Geronimo video! Keep up the great work Mr. Cobbler ❤️

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Tyler Eykamp · November 30, 2025

i hope the patreon money is being used to finance a collection of balenciaga skull sacks

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Jadytalez · November 30, 2025

Yipeee

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Austin Judge · November 30, 2025

First!