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August 1, 2025

Switch 2 Review from a sad man

Gamers, I am very disappointed in myself here. Y'all deserve better than "nothing panned out" but, indeed, nothing panned out.

I hope this is at least entertaining. I will be back early next month with something a bit more dark and serious and yeehaw. There's a chapter in the essay titled "Wow, that's a lot of rape!"

So, there will probably be an uncensored version here. It will also have some of the childhood essay stuff I mention here. Sorry I keep sinisterly alluding to it lol. I hate how fucking sinister it seems every time!

For now, just wanted to tell Nintendo to fuck themselves real fast. Sega does what NINTENDON'T. COME BACK TO US SEGA. We'll pretend Sonic is cool for more than 4 years this time

See you soon,

DJ PC

Comments (33)

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Soul_less · August 9, 2025

If you're looking for another apocalyptic game play the first metro, or read the book, the first ones are great the rest are kinda stinky, both are pretty quick

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James Jandt · August 14, 2025

The book was total fire bro I loved it

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Colton Cutchens · August 6, 2025

So dumb question, does the device worth my potential Pokémon relapse for Legends AZ? I had to skip Legends Arceus and fuck, I'm not sure I can miss out again *tweaks* Edit: I do not own any large screens

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J.J. · August 15, 2025

Just get Arceus secondhand, ZA looks like garbage.

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EchoChamberShow · August 6, 2025

Very cool production choice to use a mineral water glass bottle filled with gin as a subtle hint that your life is improving.

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Kuma4 · August 6, 2025

Pls steamdeck review now

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Fluffer · August 5, 2025

Thanks a ton, take care

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Tomasz Inn · August 4, 2025

Every adult man needs a bit of whimsy in their life. I literally started watching Anime at 26yo half a year ago. Now i watch anime and read manga romances, the cute ones some even written by women Shit is like the ultimate cope, romantic life ain't shit? romance is dead? Well, we can always be happy seeing imaginary people be happy No wonder Japs do this so well, their lives are the most miserable It's um.... it's not racist, no one hates Japs more than they hate themselves

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Filip Dul · August 4, 2025

That cut is fresh as fuck.

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Tak Kovacs · August 3, 2025

I had this playing in the background and got confused. Where are we supposed to buy the sand?

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Adrian Slavchev · August 2, 2025

NGL I half expected him to shove the switch up his ass and start making Donkey Kong sounds

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2008 2.7 v6 Chrysler Sebering Convertible Limited · August 5, 2025

A man can dream

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Alexander Jonsson · August 2, 2025

Warning! Abyss may be closer than she appears to be.

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Will · August 2, 2025

My brother has been struggling with alcoholism for a couple years now and is slipping back into it after the last episode sent him to the hospital. he also watches your channel and I wanted to show him that essay you did on your own issues and that writer this past winter. if you could send me the link to an unlisted upload or something it would mean a lot.

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FullMetal28 · August 2, 2025

DJ peach cobbler vapes, it’s so over

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Slovenian Jakob · August 1, 2025

Feeling called out 3:56 😂 You look a whole lot better happy the weight loss is going well!

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Elia Giulio · August 1, 2025

God I hate the Switch 2 and all it represents. Aka Nintendo getting high on their own supply after making bank with the OG Switch and now spearheading the industry in anti-consumer practices. I really want this brick to fail hard

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Industrious_Bug · August 1, 2025

I too know the pain of having to do a SWITCH 2 reaction just to keep myself in the algorithm. But after a certain someone subbed to my channel I experienced a turn of favour so grand, so momentous that I'm sure it will never end.

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Huggar_GT · August 1, 2025

Your perspective on this console is compelling, so I’ll have to forget I ever saw it.

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morowitch · August 1, 2025

Don’t do that to slovenians, they will tell to the teacher and than you will see

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Slovenian Jakob · August 1, 2025

Already did

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Tyler Price · August 1, 2025

Buying one of these relics of a bygone age are proof of two things: that you deserve to be financially insolvent, and that you are above blinking lights making the happy chemicals come out.

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Jacob Zeller · August 1, 2025

Yo that edit where you zoomed out to the clip of you editing was some impressive shit

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Espina · August 1, 2025

Yay new video! Cia is awfully quiet today. Console looks weird- big? Too big.

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GregoftheSwamp · August 1, 2025

I haven't bought a console in damn near a decade. There's no point. The more recent consoles hate the idea of you owning anything physical, and will deny you the use of your own device for any number of bullshit reasons. Why would I take the risk of buying one of these monstrosities just to see it turn into a glorified paperweight? Do you know what a computer does that no console can do? Run other multiple consoles from many different eras and platforms. All for free. If I don't own anything, then why bother?

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Graham Ou · August 1, 2025

I don't see any point for me to update to switch 2 when the most played games of mine is fitness boxing.

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Abin Jaimon · August 1, 2025

This is def one of the videos you've made,apparently. I don't care about Nintendo, but I just felt you were just waffling for 8 minutes and not saying anything?

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J.J. · August 15, 2025

Yeah, it’s intermission, he’s talking about things many have talked about before, but

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Kerom Blum · August 1, 2025

The muse muses what it muse.

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Michael Poirier · August 1, 2025

So obsessed with if we could, didn't stop to wonder if we should

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Pyroshark · August 1, 2025

Omg yay

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Tyler Eykamp · August 1, 2025

when they gonna add disgraced 20th century writer charles r jackson to mario kart

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DJ Peach Cobbler · August 1, 2025

This is not a patreon exclusive, a sponsor just has to approve something