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You know how it is, the city is full of people, and people be farting
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Dripless
Do all kids go through the let's make crafts with pet hair phase?
My husband teaches middle schoolers... He feels Morgan's pain 😆
That intense review mirror stare is *perfectly* excecuted hahaha.
Excuse me but No Drip No Likes was my father's name
There's not much I love more than riding the subway back and forth, farting all day long.
"I'd hate for this to be the end" is killing me lol
you get used to the ultimatums and the like lol
In Philly, farts are part of the "brotherly love".
Farts in the city, the infamous sequel
This is further confirmation to me that Charlie knows what is good in life: Hot Wheeos, Santa Claus, etc
he is a connoisseur of life for certain
One time I got yelled at by a stranger's child because I hadn't heard him asking to press the button at the pedestrian crossing and pressed it myself. I fear he has nrver forgiven me either.
button pressing is sacred!!
The beautifully unhinged conversations are one of my favourite parts of childcare/rearing 😍
As a dad with minimal drip and a paucity of likes, this landed hard
But how does he compare to Calvin & Hobbes' dad? Will she start checking the polling on Dad's popularity?
I was in the city the other day and christ, there were a lot of farts, it's an epidemic. it's not like the sweet country air at all.
streets paved with noxious fumes
i love these sm 💕
-sad city farts- u_u
If the city you were talking about was New York, the smell is usually more of a melange of piss and garbage than farts per se.
Wow, one door opened, and another one almost closed!
Fearing the inevitable day when my child tells me I have no drip AND no likes 😭
As a city dweller, I apologize for the farts.
Mary is an expert now in urban flatulence.