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December 19, 2025

Journals

Look, if I get killed in a car crash, I’ll call you ok

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blyatbrat · May 7, 2026

the cracker one, every time i come back and look at this it gets me. it reminds me so much of my babushka 💕 the lil *wiggle*

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Katelyn Sweigart · December 23, 2025

We are also the family with the Traffic Report Notifications who call each other to make sure we aren't the ones in the crash. Or it's just me and my mom. Because I have anxiety and might too.

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blyatbrat · May 7, 2026

thats so sweet tho.

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Scott · December 20, 2025

The secret language is not much of a secret here in NYC.

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Alexis Sugden · December 19, 2025

I hope your parents love these comics; precious moments preserved! I love these so much.

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John Monteith · December 19, 2025

I aspire to your dad lol "two crackers"

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Frances Lockie · December 19, 2025

YESSSSSS I love the parent comics so much

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William Cole · December 19, 2025

Every one of these is a banger!

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Sean Kinlin · December 19, 2025

The Secret Language angle could work, though; emphasize to Mary that she must keep it secret and not show just anyone.

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Bussho Lahn · December 19, 2025

God, I love these little strips SO MUCH. Finding EIGHT new Kate Beaton strips in my inbox is like winning the lottery for me, except way better. Because of a.) no taxes, and b.) more Kate.

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William Cole · December 19, 2025

It's a Holiday Miracle!

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Gráinne · December 19, 2025

Kate I love your portrayal of your parents so much, but ESPECIALLY your dad - he just seems like such a joy!

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Miyaa · December 19, 2025

I saw that now in Thailand you can get squeezable tiny tubes of ketchup like you get applesauce for kids in North America. I thought your mom should know.

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Jayme Last · December 19, 2025

Oh my gosh my little one used to say "cause about" too! She doesn't say it anymore and we still do, haha.

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Hugh Eckert · December 19, 2025

Secret language. But not s̶̖̬̓͌̿̿̀͐̈́͝͝ẹ̵̡̦̝̝͉̽̑͆̇̆̅̕c̴̛̯̖̾͐̑͋͂̈́̈́̎̒͒̈r̷̢̧̞͈͕͙̤͈̙̝̣̘̱̺̍̀̿̌͜e̵̛̛̞̩͆̏̒̏̒̒̔͑́͝ẗ̷̝̠̩͉̈̄̅͜ͅ ̴̢̢̮̖͓̻̝͚͖̫̬̼͈̱͋̓͗͆̚͜l̴̢͈̪̤̗͔̣͈̘̼̳̭̍̄̐̔͌͒̚̕͜͝a̶̢̡̼̲̥̤̞͈͈͔̰͈̯̤͗͑̃ņ̴̡̧͕̫̩̗̖͚̬̼̖̯͌̓̄́g̷̢̛̛̠͉̖͈̺̫̳͐͆̀̓̃͐͛ͅu̷̞̻̠̺̕á̸̩̘̳̀̍̒̚g̴̢̧̬̠̣͎͖̙͈͉͎̤͠è̶̝͇̝̦̘̹͎̠̭̭̑̕.

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Douglas Appelt · December 19, 2025

Wow. You really *are* a Good Girl™! Most people would never make the promise to call their mom if they got killed in a car crash. The world doesn't deserve people like you. // (and while I'm here:) HAPPY FESTIVUS to one and all! May your Feats of Strength be extraordinary, and your Airing of Grievances truly righteous.

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Bonnie L · December 19, 2025

I told my 4yo he looked like Mystery Saja to try to convince him to agree to a haircut (he appreciated the reference but it did not work).

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Daniel Frank · December 19, 2025

1. I first follow you on social media because the late Tom Spurgeon said that you were doing family journals on Twitter. (I think it was the winter holidays) Always happy to see new ones. 2. I remember you once apologized on here that you were "only" doing journal strips and I responded that that's what I assumed I'd be getting. 3. I am elderly and had no idea who "Mystery Saja" was. I am vaguely familiar with the Kpop Demon Hunters (in that I know they exist and are popular with the kids).

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A. · December 19, 2025

I am notorious within my own family for also being the tiny jar lady

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William Cole · December 19, 2025

Look, tiny jars are just objectively great! What else are we supposed to do?

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LemonSoiree · December 19, 2025

It’s “Cousin Itt” with two t’s! Can’t even get your old person cultural references right, smdh

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Jay · December 19, 2025

These are such a holiday treat ❤️

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reubensandrye · December 19, 2025

I get so excited anytime I see your dad's glasses and mustache in a comic, always my fav! Happy Holidays!

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D · December 19, 2025

The cousin it thing was so real

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Abby · December 19, 2025

When my 3.5 year old farts now he likes to yell, "SMELL THIS ROOM!"

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Rach · December 19, 2025

I taught my kids to say "does it smell like popcorn in here"

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The Ferret · December 19, 2025

I brushed up on K-pop Demon Hunters right before Halloween and the number of kids *delighted* I recognized them was so sweet. Also I love fart gun and the ketchup jar.

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Michael Brennan · December 19, 2025

Trying to keep a straight face during fart gun lest you encourage it more!

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Kit Allen · December 19, 2025

Two - two

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Nate Matthews · December 19, 2025

My daughter's first grade teacher calls the kids her Saja Boys. K Pop Demon Hunters had blessed me with half an hour of peace while my daughter sings the entire soundtrack during her bathtime.

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Laura J Testa-Reyes · December 19, 2025

Fart gun is funny, yes.

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DamnYouVodka · December 19, 2025

To be fair, Mystery Saja is pretty on point