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September 29, 2025

Journals

I hope you’re doing ok, I hope you are doing your part to keep the earth clean, I hope eagles don’t eat us because we are not dead yet, and I hope when people see you in your new things, they say WOW

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Rikke Skovgaard · November 14, 2025

❤️

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John Monteith · October 11, 2025

Okay, first of all, I can't even imagine someone telling me they liked my book (because I haven't published one) so whaaaaat But the haircut part, I am so sorry, I laughed and laughed, and I feel bad, but ha ha what, girl hope you're doing well and your hair got better too

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Dan Leydon · October 8, 2025

brilliant as always

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BadLuckSparrow · October 6, 2025

I keep coming back to, "I loved your book" "omg" because it makes me laugh

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Nadia Sandren · October 5, 2025

ahhh these are hilarious in a very real life way, thank you for sharing

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Datalal (Beth) · October 1, 2025

Genius-iffic books aside, these comics of your life and family that you post are some of the favourite things I read. That surgery (and the reason for it) must have been horrid to bear, but I'm glad you're doing better now. And my god, I'd NOPE out of those stairs so fast! I thought my Aunt's old basement staircase was bad, but no, it's a great (if too steep) staircase compared to that nightmare!

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Anita Vassallo · October 1, 2025

Kate! I was worried about you - glad you're on the mend.

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Andrew Hsieh · September 30, 2025

I hope you're doing ok too, Kate! It's always lovely hearing from you and as a new father I feel so much closer to these comics than ever before.

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Lisanne Turner · September 30, 2025

My 4 year old also does feet hugs the exact same way 😂

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Molly Kovel · September 30, 2025

A string of pearls. Every one of them the truth. 🙌

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Scott · September 30, 2025

Bum buddies! I had a different bum related medical procedure earlier this year. Hope for a smooth recovery.

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Katrine Kavli · September 30, 2025

Those are some super haunted stairs, and some witty kids (and mom)!

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A Local · September 30, 2025

*pfft* I bet she's exaggerating about the stairs OH MY GOD THE STAIRS

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S · September 30, 2025

The stairs comic followed by the photo of the most haunted ass stairs I’ve ever seen REALLY made me laugh. I hope you’re feeling better.

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Christina Weese · September 29, 2025

I am SO HAPPY you included a picture of the haunted stairs. When I was little, my grandma lived in a house where the only bathroom in the house was located in the basement. The bathroom was Very Nice in a Very 70s kind of way (and had the crocheted Barbie doll to cover the extra toilet paper roll), but the rest of the basement was dirt. And the stairs were steep and slippery, and they had No Risers, so whatever was waiting on the other side could just reach through and grab your ankles. Good times 🥹

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unspiek · September 29, 2025

Cut your own hair if you want to! It'll grow back too fast, anyway!

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Daniel Sroka · September 29, 2025

Omg watch yourself on those stairs! Both the real ones and the metaphorical ones. Heal fast. Heal well.

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Holly P · September 29, 2025

Congrats on the new bum, those stairs really took me back to my Baba's basement in the north end of Winnipeg.

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Rach · September 29, 2025

My Charlie did this same thing when I asked for privacy.

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Abby · September 30, 2025

So does my Nicholas! :D

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Emily Densten · September 29, 2025

I’ve made that bangs mistake even not on opioids. Hope you are feeling better soon!

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Jessica · September 29, 2025

What lovely sentiments you left us with 🥹 I hope you continue to feel good and the surgery helped a lot!!

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Leslie Proudfit · September 29, 2025

Lol when i dropped my husband off for surgery they asked who his ride was and i said "I'm his ride or die"

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Nathan Kibler · September 29, 2025

Oh, wow! You are amazing how you can glean the absurd from every day interactions. You are brilliant!

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Space Modulator · September 29, 2025

I really liked your book(s) too. Hope you're feeling much better.

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Adam Conover · September 29, 2025

WOW!!!

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Chris Wichtendahl · September 29, 2025

I hope when eagles see us in our new things, they say "WOW, don't eat them, they look too cool to be dead"

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Hugh Eckert · September 29, 2025

I hope you are recovering well. My wife would like to be eaten by vultures when she dies, but sad to say that would be hard to arrange. And those stairs do look like something from a haunted house...

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Erica Hayes · September 29, 2025

Ooh I relate to the bum problems. Just gave birth for the second time in May, and had a fun trip to the hospital about a week postpartum. ✨ The miracle of childbirth. ✨

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Caitlin Boulter · September 29, 2025

Oh Kate, sounds very much like one of the surgeries I had to have last year too - it took me out for a WHILE and involved multiple hospital visits too. I looked exactly like you in that second to last comic on more than one occasion. Hope you’re being so gentle with yourself and everything is smooth sailing from here!

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Kari · September 29, 2025

Those are definitely some haunted fucking stairs! I love your journal comics so much because my kids are the same ages and everything is EXTREMELY relatable 😂

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A · September 29, 2025

Mom comics and body at 42 comics, making my day! Hope your recovery is smooth sailing from now on

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Benito Cereno · September 29, 2025

Please ask your publisher how many books you sell on average. The people deserve to know. What are you hiding

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Erik R · September 29, 2025

I was walking our two dogs the other day, and one of them is a great big floofy Pyrenees named Skye. A kid in the park saw us from across the way, and said "Wow! Wow wow wow! That's a big dog!" Sure is, kid. Wow is right.

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Nathan Myers · September 29, 2025

Wow, it's Kate Beaton! A good day.

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Laura MacDonald · September 29, 2025

Glad you're feeling better from your bum transplant!

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MsRumpole · September 29, 2025

When I told my little girl (2?) that I was doing a poo and needed privacy, she wailed, "But I want privacy too"

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Miri Starling · September 29, 2025

I hope you are recovering well, and I love that Charlie drew his friend for your birthday (clearly he believes you only deserve the best things that are most important to him).

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Sarah Van Vugt · September 29, 2025

Oh my god, I chortled reading some of these. So extremely relatable and funny and poignant and wonderful. Thank you for sharing with us, and I hope you're feeling better. I know, an internet stranger, but these are my favourite things to read. Truly.

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Miyaa · September 29, 2025

I too, like Mary, am disappointed you did not get a new bum for your troubles.

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Jay · September 29, 2025

Your journal comics are still one of favorite things out there. Thank you as always for sharing them with us and wishing continued recovery from the surgery!

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Funhilde · September 29, 2025

That last one. Yeah. Glad you are feeling better!

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Sean Kinlin · September 29, 2025

Indeed, after all Mary has done for you, how dare you?!

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Anna Owenson · September 29, 2025

I don’t think anything make me laugh out loud as much as your comics

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Cody Gidge · September 29, 2025

Hope you're doing well! And thank you, the thing about the eagles is gonna be a daily affirmation now lmao.

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Sarah Artt · September 29, 2025

Oh these are brilliant. And I I hope you are now recovering ❤️‍🩹

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Booboo · September 29, 2025

I'll never get sick of your comics, Katie ❤️

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William Tuttle · September 29, 2025

Those nightmare stairs make me nostalgic for my grandparents' old place, which was built by a sadist

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aliisyourfriend · September 29, 2025

Hope you recover quickly! Definitely need a pic of the bangs -- maybe while standing on the horror stairs?

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Bill The Cat · September 29, 2025

“… I really liked your book” made me laugh until I cried. The pacing is immaculate.

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Andrew Karlson · September 29, 2025

Oh boy, that one of you and your dad in the ED is just SO TRUE. No matter how old they are, they're never not your baby.

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jessica · September 29, 2025

I was NOT prepared for the pic of the stairs 🙃 Hope the recovery gets smoother!!

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Goatllama · September 29, 2025

“Local cartoonist gets beautiful new bum, does nothing but complain” … I could use a new bum. (Love you, and loved Ducks.)

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Eva Cherney · September 29, 2025

Your journals are so great. I had a lil surgery too and on big bold letters after they say don't sign anything and don't make any important decisions till the anesthesia drugs wear off. Hahah

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Matt Killmon · September 29, 2025

So how many rental properties do you own now?

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jay · September 29, 2025

WOW ❤️

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Meagan LeBlanc · September 29, 2025

Thank you for sharing all of your comics! The mom ones are real life. My youngest NEEDED to be with me in the bathroom and then complained when it smelled 😂 I hope your recovery is going well 💜

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Michael Grundy · September 29, 2025

I had those same stairs growing up. The only thing more terrifying was the space under the stairs that held a rusty well pump and more spiderwebs than your worst nightmares can conjure.

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Worst Journey Graphic Novel · September 29, 2025

I swear bangs retract by at least an inch as soon as they're cut! Sorry to hear you've had such a rough time – hospital stays are the worst – but at least people like your book, eh. ;)

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reubensandrye · September 29, 2025

the picture of the stairs is frying me!

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William Cole · September 29, 2025

They do look extremely haunted!

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Laurel Lyon · September 29, 2025

Slice-of-life comics are the best comics. I hope you're feeling better

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siberianpine · September 29, 2025

I'm so happy you have patreon for your sketches. They're just a little delight that comes sometimes!

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Jack · September 29, 2025

I'm glad you're doing OK. I surely can't be the only person who is DYING to see a photo of your smack bangs (ha I made myself laugh).