January 23, 2024

January Ramble Voting

It's time to choose the first true ramble of 2024! This ramble is extremely important as it will set the tone for the entire year. I just hope you guys don't screw it up!!!

As always, you may vote for as many options as you like*; the highest total number of votes wins.

*For mobile users, there's a bug on multiple-choice voting. The workaround is to vote for one option, force quit the app, then come back and vote for the other option(s). People have found it retains multiple votes when you do it this way

Comments (98)

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Anna D · February 20, 2024

nooooooooo

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Shaun Cheah · February 8, 2024

So is Plot Twists pulling ahead and winning the poll in the eleventh hour gonna be a Favourite or Least Favourite, do we think?

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robbie robbins · February 22, 2024

Nice try

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MaxMin · February 8, 2024

I think most of us will be happy either way. More important than the topic is how you approach it and put your twist on things. There's been some topics I thought sounded bad but you turned it into a favorite vid of mine I go back to often (Way of Waterpark tbh)

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Gary · February 7, 2024

We were so close to screwing it up.

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Pzombo · February 7, 2024

I know a lot of people are pulling for plot twists but I’m worried I’ll have to skip large chunks of the video if there are things I don’t want spoiled

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emily · February 8, 2024

that's exactly my worry :(

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Porge · February 7, 2024

I like both the leading topics but I feel like they’re each meaty enough that it’d almost be better not to have a double-up this time. (Won’t complain if that’s what happens though!) EDIT: Ah I’ve seen the comments saying the apology vid topic seems super negative and I’d agree for certain YouTubers, but I think it’s fine if the focus is on vids like the Tati Westbrook one (which Jenny has already parodied)

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Vespadesu · February 6, 2024

Now that it's really clear Pokemon Live isn't going to win, I just have my fingers crossed it comes back someday

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Captain Langosta AKA The Yellow Dart AKA Kyle · February 5, 2024

Ah, I see the plot twist one is finally in the lead. Here's hoping Jenny didn't already start working on the video back when the YT apology option had, like, a one point lead. Changing video-horses mid-video-race doesn't sound like a good time to me!

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Alexandra Ewing · February 3, 2024

THEY ARE TIED

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FROGheim · February 3, 2024

I neeed the saw movie one 😭😭😭

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Ava Salazar · February 2, 2024

PLEASE PLOT TWIST PULL THROUGH

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griffin · February 2, 2024

oh i'm gonna NEED the saw movie ramble eventually

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Finnder · February 1, 2024

Two (2) votes separated them. Wow, this has to be the closest it has ever been. I hope this means a double long ramble with both topics covered. Jenny PLS! Go nuts do both. We are starved for content. I say after we got an unannounced Dinosaur museum vlog.

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Olivia · February 1, 2024

I’m biting my nails for the plot twist topic like it’s a horse race…and the horses racing name is Plot Twist Topic

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Keith Hasperg · February 1, 2024

I love Jenny’s new dinosaur video! I could listen to Jenny talk dinos for 4 maybe 5 hours!

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B Hair · February 2, 2024

Where is this Jenny Dinosaur video??

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Yousuf Kazmi · January 31, 2024

2 video month? or do Jenny University as a Tie Break ? :)

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Jaz Mei Luo · February 3, 2024

that would be the REAL plot twist move

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David A Behlman · January 31, 2024

A sneaky German Dino video!

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Steven Werner · January 30, 2024

aww no Taylor Swift option this month? Come on Pardners!

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Jaz Mei Luo · January 30, 2024

listen it was either that or plot twists this month 🫠🤪

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Steven Werner · January 30, 2024

saw this and thought of Jenny: (25 year old Disney Animal Kingdom opening day time capsule) https://youtube.com/shorts/jg7eWHQJcsQ?si=kQD6PI_lmhg6Iwan

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The Guide · January 29, 2024

Idc what people say, the YouTuber apologies topic sounds hilarious

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mackenzie · January 30, 2024

i feel like people aren’t aware of the breadth of hysterical things people have apologized for on youtube - it’s not all bummer stuff and i’m excited to see a topic that feels new

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Benjamin A. · January 29, 2024

It’s a nail biter!

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Alexandra Ewing · January 29, 2024

Four votes now! I know I will enjoy anything but I just... really would rather not keep getting into youtuber apologies.

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Markus D · January 29, 2024

Absolutely. That's one I'd love to see vetoed if the votes don't pan out because clearly there are a lot of people who would vote for "anything but Youtuber Apologies" even though a bunch of people are voting for that topic. Am I biased? Yes. But I've also seen multiple people in the comments saying stuff like "that would be such a negative start to the year" or pointing out how unpleasant that content is.

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Olivia · January 28, 2024

Omg it literally cut off my comment….morally questionable and BAD YouTubers. Keep Jenny out of that for goodness sake.

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Jaz Mei Luo · January 29, 2024

well all I need is 6 more votes 😂

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Olivia · January 28, 2024

I don’t want the damn YouTube apology topic to win…why make Jenny stick her nose into the stink of lying morally question

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Skylin. · January 28, 2024

Its really close, literally 8 votes apart. It might be another split topic? Idk, i just dont think youtube apology videos are a great way to start the year. Esp since Jennys brand isnt youtuber drama.

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Lucian Gagliola · January 28, 2024

Having seen Pokemon Live when it came to Connecticut (I was like 10), with my friends, I would love to hear Jenny's thoughts on it. It wasn't that obscure, it got a TON of marketing promotions and its songs were used in the TV series sometimes (I think it replaced the Pokerap).

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Day · January 26, 2024

The doll fans on here are a small but dedicated bunch 💪

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mackenzie · January 25, 2024

omg the youtuber apology one is SO FUNNY i hope if it doesn’t make it through this time it appears on future polls

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Markus D · January 27, 2024

I don't get the appeal; it sounds like a punishment for Jenny!

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MaxMin · January 25, 2024

Dream Doll Line is a great idea, shout-out to whoever thought of that

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Nicole Jordan · February 14, 2024

Aww this made my day it was me! I can only afford this tier for this month so hopefully if people are down they can pull for it in the future! Or I’ll eventually be able to afford it and resubmit. I just love the way she talks about dolls in general and like I think about the applejack problem video all the time.

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erinnnnn · January 25, 2024

pls a jenny doll-related video‼️

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Erich · January 25, 2024

Jenny University 'till I die

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Sam Cotter · January 24, 2024

I really hope Jenny does a Saw vid on her main one day. Just to give the non patrons a bit of a shock

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Shred Cadmium · January 24, 2024

plot TWISTS plot TWISTS! ✊

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Cowboy Jaz Luo · January 24, 2024

I know I literally submitted one of the other topics ... but I voted for 3 Disneyland Budgets out of solidarity. Hold fast, king 🫡🫡

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Shaun Cheah · January 24, 2024

Ironically enough that was my back-up submission; Patreon does not support emojis in polls so "Compulsive Heteronormativity (guys please it will be my birthday soon please🥺)" was unable to be submitted to this month's poll and so Budgets got its place instead.

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Sonya · January 24, 2024

one day...dream doll line will win !!!

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Alex Wilk · January 24, 2024

At some point Jenny U is going to have to become a two minute bonus vid or something... I just feel bad for it at this point it's been literal YEARS and it never comes close

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Markus D · January 29, 2024

It might be better as a small bonus? I just genuinely don't know how she would make a long-form video out of that.

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Vespadesu · January 24, 2024

POKEMON LIVE PLEASE PLEASE!!! I saw it at Radio City Music Hall as a kid and it changed my life XDDD

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Cova Brouwer Gentry · January 24, 2024

You don’t understand, I NEED Jenny to tell me which Christmas decorations she thinks are over and underrated. I NEED THIS

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Colton Ames · January 24, 2024

Nice

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Andrew Hill · January 24, 2024

I will always regret not doing better by you, Jenny u. The fight went out of me when we got sandra/Nancy drew back to back and I lost the fire. Bon voyage crazy, I never quite knew what it would look like (complementary)

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Eric · January 24, 2024

One day Jenny University will win. I am so curious to find out what Jenny thinks that means. Apology video is too good this month though. Its still topical and alluring.

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Tony M Parker · January 24, 2024

Idk about the Youtube Apology video one. Might be entering weird territory.

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Markus D · January 27, 2024

Yeah, I don't like the idea of Jenny tackling that when so many people who apologize for things on YouTube are making half-assed apologies for some really serious shit like SA.

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Cowboy Jaz Luo · January 24, 2024

"Don't screw it up": a poem Last year had enough drama to be wrought with So set the tone right and vote for fave Plot Twists 🤠

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Markus D · January 29, 2024

It wasn't one of my choices initially (I really want to see her review Pokémon Live at some point), but now it's my desperation vote.

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Aurora · January 24, 2024

I love the dream doll line idea!! I hope it wins eventually if it doesn't this time.

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Sarah Jesness · January 24, 2024

Same here, it sounds really fun! I like to make up doll lines myself so I'm really curious what Jenny's ideas would be, lol.

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Kinetics Video · January 24, 2024

I'm resolved to have to attend the Jenny U in my heart. Apologies videos sounds amazing, tho. Lots to go with there, would be so hyped for someone to share my obsession with the Xanderhal harem Discord channel apology

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Shaun Cheah · January 24, 2024

Those final five words hit like a freight train. I have a new rabbithole to investigate tonight, thank you.

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Alexandra Ewing · January 24, 2024

This is the most brutal match up since I became a Patron. Youtube apology script doctor... and twists? And doll line? I'm heartbroken already about what we won't end up getting.

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Ransack0894 · January 24, 2024

Stunned there's so little love for seasonal decor... someday

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Joan · January 24, 2024

Jenny University lets gooooooooooo

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sagaevan · January 24, 2024

THIS IS JENNY UNIVERSITY’S YEAR, GANG !!!! ‼️‼️💯💯💯

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Nel Meyrink · January 24, 2024

DOLL LINE DOLL LINE

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Logan Swafford · January 24, 2024

Is there a subscription tier that gives me the power to take away votes away from the apologies topic? That just sounds like a bummer, but I suppose I should always respect the will of the people.

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Kinetics Video · January 24, 2024

I mean, you could vote for every other topic?

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Sapphire Solve · January 23, 2024

RIP shocking and controversial my little pony takes

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Sarah G · January 23, 2024

Plot twists!!! What a good topic.

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Cowboy Jaz Luo · January 24, 2024

thank u!!

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puhtahtoe · January 23, 2024

Youtuber apologies sounds like the kind of thing that'd be funny at first glance but idk if getting involved in drama like that is a wise thing to do

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puhtahtoe · January 23, 2024

Then again, Jenny put it on the list so who am I to say

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lori · January 23, 2024

ok im gonna sound stupid for a sec and ask... is there not a button to submit the vote on patreon mobile?

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ginger · January 24, 2024

For me on mobile (but not on the app), all you have to do is tap the choice, and a checkmark appears meaning my vote is registered. Jenny did mention that on the app, there is a bug that doesn't allow you to vote for more than one option. But there are ways around that

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T. Fazekas · January 23, 2024

You COULD do the hack sure OR you could just make a choice and live with it FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! GAWD! Just playing, Saw is a long shot but it’s one I’m taking. Jenny for Jigsaw 2024

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Kinetics Video · January 24, 2024

It's not an elected office, you have to do this whole apprenticeship thing

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Skylin. · January 23, 2024

MLP HOT TAKES!!! COME BACK!!!

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Vera Tebrae · January 23, 2024

Why do people want the YouTuber apologies video??? Doesn’t seem like a good way to start the year at all

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Momo · January 23, 2024

People love drama

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Eric MacMillan · January 23, 2024

Kinda surprised more people don’t want to hear Jenny talk about Super Nintendo Land

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Special Adeline · January 23, 2024

i think i might be the only jennyhead who doesnt like theme parks... i know jenny saw movie will never win but i want to believe

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Markus D · January 27, 2024

I don't really have much interest in theme parks, but I like when Jenny talks about them.

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Markus D · January 23, 2024

Not into the idea of having to watch bad Youtuber apologies, but I'm intrigued by the "Pokemon Live!" and "weird theme park experiences" among a few others.

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Jeremy B · January 23, 2024

The Betty/August Tis the damn season option RIP the one who got away :(

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Cowboy Jaz Luo · January 23, 2024

It's never too late for a comeback

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Mairéad · January 23, 2024

This is the first time I haven't wanted any of them.. a vote for Jenny University out of solidarity for whomever keeps putting it up it is!

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Clouds in the Sky · January 23, 2024

Oh wow the multiple choice is actually working in my phone now this time- I think the bug might be gone

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Sarahodo · January 23, 2024

No MLP hot takes?! 🙁

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Julian Wren · January 23, 2024

I like to get to these earlier before there’s a clear front runner and I feel like my vote is wasted. I wish there was a way to vote blind.

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Cristina Anderson · January 23, 2024

Picking multiple works for me now on mobile!

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Carla Carroll · January 23, 2024

Thanks for the mobile workaround instructions! I can never pick just one...

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Cecile · January 23, 2024

i need the treehouse review biblically

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Anna D · January 23, 2024

the mobile app multiple choice bug seems to have been fixed

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BatteryPoweredBricks · January 23, 2024

Who am I kidding, I'll watch whatever wins 😅

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Phoebea Bogert · January 23, 2024

Jenny University has been pushed around for far too long. This is the time… we rise

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Markus D · January 27, 2024

I have to admit that I've never voted for it because nothing about it sounds actually interesting to me. Like, it would require a lot of creativity to become something coherent.

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Korey · January 23, 2024

If yall don’t pick that Disneyland vlog…..