BMR preview
Here's a preview of the upcoming video! This is going to be another long reading - probably as long as Trigger Warning - but this felt like a natural stopping-point for the preview.
This is a weird one guys
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"puppet" now I just picture him as a large marionette
Omg I can’t wait for this one
In my head cannon Jenny is dressed for a party that Rey will be at and the shirt is a total power play Rey: I see you have a picture of Kylo on your shirt. We have a relationship, it’s complicated. Jenny: Really? He never mentions you. (Sips drink through a tiny straw)
Does the book have a Porg equivalent though?
🎵 I see a Ba-ad Porg Rising I see Hugo on the way ☹️ I see porgs using Force Lightning ⚡️ Big Porg has faced the wall today 🎶
If Jenny isn't narrating the crawl for Episode IX I'm walking out of the theater!
Wait, it should obviously be "corruption _clouds_ even the calmest waters" right. Why would excited water be harder to poison? Now I'm worried that this book might not be up to Jenny's high standards.
If water is circulating, then toxins are more likely to dissipate out to harmless levels.\
Already shaping up to be an all-time great! I really hope this one doesn't get hit with copy-right strikes due to the few seconds of Star Wars music used in the opening crawl or any of the brief scenes used...I don't fully understand fair-use but this seems like it would be covered from everything I read...I just hope Jenny doesn't end up having to go through the whole process of fighting any more frivolous claims on her content. Also...I would give anything for a Redbubble shirt that has a Jenny illustrated Kylo and text that says “I'm not a teenager” on it. The editing on that part of the video (@ 12:45 in the preview) killed me.
I can't believe this
I haven't hit play yet and the Kylo shirt is already killing me.
When you start reading the description of Jess (?) you should just slowly pan into the eyes of the kylo ren on your shirt
Or better yet, just get a separate picture of that exact shirt and zoom into kylo like you did w the Rey birthday gear
I am so here for this. I’ve got a long trip coming up and just grabbed this bad boy for free on Kindle Unlimited.
"...Molotov cocktail of hormones...". Egads!
Partisans threw Molotov cocktails of hormones during the Battle of Stalingrad to make invading Panzers moody and irritable.
A "light cycle" is clearly a measure of distance, not time. They're going to have to explain this when they write the prequel 40 years from now.
Weren't those in <i>Tron</i>? 🏍
Kylo keeps peekin
I looked up the first sentence and personally I would die from embarrassment if Jenny read it aloud.
I don't know which is better the prologue crawl or that Kylo t-shirt!
I like that all the names sound like something you'd make up while making nervous eye contact with a publisher.
Fucking hell, that intro. Your videos just keep getting better.
YES ANOTHER LONG VIDEO THANK YOU
weird is why we go here